Friday, October 31, 2008

Inaugural Address


GODDAMMIT penguin. You think you are SO FUCKING CUTE. I'll show you, penguin. Maybe not today. But soon, penguin. Watch your adorable fucking back...

17 comments:

Clint Blum said...

still just a penguin...lol f*%kin a!

Saad Ali Abbasi said...

haha! so that's how it started, lol

Anonymous said...

..I have worked my way back to the beginning and have honestly thought that it was the penguin telling off all of the other animals until this point.

Prof. Lauber said...

Fucking brilliant.

thegayblades said...

please tell me the author is 7 feet tall and made of scars and metal...please god. please.

Dhivajri said...

Where's the penguin? We need to know what started this crisis of confidence.

Winwin said...

I... I think I lurve you, blogger...

Anonymous said...

ha ha, Gentoo. There's a little patch of bird crap across your head!

Anonymous said...

funniest. shit. ever.

Jess said...

I, too, worked my way back to the post that started it all. HILARIOUs.


I FLOVE this blog :D

Bluerog said...

Number 111 on my "List of things to do before I die" is eat a penguin. Number 33 is to to taste an endangered species. This blog is right up my alley. I'm ordering a tee-shirt.

Roger!
http://todobeforeyoudie.blogspot.com/

Unknown said...

;-)

Random Blogger said...
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Random Blogger said...

Fucking penguins. Learn to walk or stay in the fucking ocean.

Anonymous said...

In the Beginning.... Lol, love the blog!!!

ibrahim said...
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^jAc_QuE^ said...

That is one adorable penguin. lols

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