tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post5372004687307834254..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: You better be in imminent danger, MonkeyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-78758610719165917472009-02-11T16:43:00.000-08:002009-02-11T16:43:00.000-08:00I like to think of them as Hitler and Eva Braun.I like to think of them as Hitler and Eva Braun.Dianne Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13732886215101842903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-71380340825920498162009-01-21T05:40:00.000-08:002009-01-21T05:40:00.000-08:00Im saddened by the comments above. Cant you philis...Im saddened by the comments above. Cant you philistines just see this for what it is?<BR/><BR/>The Monkey has roughly TAKEN this dove. Robbed her of her maidenhead. Taken her purity. And probably filmed it.<BR/><BR/>Wracked with guilt, Mr i-just-fucked-a-dove is caressing his trophy.<BR/><BR/>Please people, LET THAT IN.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03043112043940110453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-90394198078484958362009-01-14T13:38:00.000-08:002009-01-14T13:38:00.000-08:00there is no excuse.there is no excuse.alexishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09344386675188772767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-51496878115187681462009-01-10T22:51:00.000-08:002009-01-10T22:51:00.000-08:00I really don't like monkeys. My life has been muc...I really don't like monkeys. My life has been much more peaceful since I've admitted that.Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11137819611978764705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-44070021642905714272009-01-10T20:33:00.000-08:002009-01-10T20:33:00.000-08:00Man, that's no dove, that's a flying rat (pigeon)....Man, that's no dove, that's a flying rat (pigeon). The monkey is listening to the lice on it's back whisper....whisper....."Islam is the light."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-12174078235388142342009-01-09T07:11:00.000-08:002009-01-09T07:11:00.000-08:00That is the most adorable pic ever!!! Hilarious!That is the most adorable pic ever!!! Hilarious!Vanessa Rogershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10398392394284077421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-25388633796704086532009-01-08T16:38:00.000-08:002009-01-08T16:38:00.000-08:00maybe the mokiey saw the dove flying and threw shi...maybe the mokiey saw the dove flying and threw shit and drops of monkey love at it, knocking it out of the sky and is now holding it hostage and preparing to break it's neck.....just a thoughtFat Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12314664523350797921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-50483033775393904372009-01-08T01:14:00.000-08:002009-01-08T01:14:00.000-08:00Wow, everyone here really hates monkeys all of a s...Wow, everyone here really hates monkeys all of a sudden.Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00491110163654230860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-1484365017447922992009-01-08T00:31:00.000-08:002009-01-08T00:31:00.000-08:00I'd like to slap that fuckin' monkey in the face a...I'd like to slap that fuckin' monkey in the face and give that dove a swift kick in the ass.jasolaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03307887438613439230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-51864201825471972022009-01-07T20:07:00.000-08:002009-01-07T20:07:00.000-08:00Momma loves you... Momma laffs out loud. Thank jee...Momma loves you... Momma laffs out loud. Thank jeebus for cuss words and little cuties.cathautohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04633506154746414623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-60215629583146286952009-01-07T16:46:00.000-08:002009-01-07T16:46:00.000-08:00You're sick, Monkey, with your little human eyes a...You're sick, Monkey, with your little human eyes and your fake soul. We know it's not a real soul, Monkey. Think you'll fool us with your dove-loving? No soul, monkey. No soul.The North Sisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158878894748575105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-3089420095596232902009-01-07T16:27:00.001-08:002009-01-07T16:27:00.001-08:00Flat out killer. Post on!Flat out killer. Post on!Life With Dogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13466234787177577152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-45128115980258248832009-01-07T15:53:00.000-08:002009-01-07T15:53:00.000-08:00I've been staring at the clock waiting for the 24 ...I've been staring at the clock waiting for the 24 hours to pass so I can keep voting. That finger click is my final reason to live. Fuck you monkey, but thank you for keeping this blog one more post alive.Chonny Sanchezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10800088042747645534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-12265570431930541762009-01-07T15:50:00.000-08:002009-01-07T15:50:00.000-08:00too... too... too much ... too much cute... brain ...too... too... too much ... too much cute... brain hurt... bad monkey... bad monkey needs... bad monkey needs spanking...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-35618832749428114252009-01-07T15:32:00.000-08:002009-01-07T15:32:00.000-08:00I ran into this blog by googling for the answer to...I ran into this blog by googling for the answer to "why do jews eat chinese food on christmas?". I assume it's for the animals...no no kidding! You're soooo gonna win the awardless award. Kudos.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-91406663227258062172009-01-07T15:18:00.000-08:002009-01-07T15:18:00.000-08:00"You may not be my Buttercup, but you'll have to d..."You may not be my Buttercup, but you'll have to do."Lodo Grdzakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16417430593017226023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-66826781500040753272009-01-07T15:03:00.000-08:002009-01-07T15:03:00.000-08:00Finally. Someone telling the monkeys who the real ...Finally. Someone telling the monkeys who the real boss is.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11365336840354407223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-80927119288189477932009-01-07T13:16:00.000-08:002009-01-07T13:16:00.000-08:00"DefCon 2 level shit" - this is awesome.It's ironi..."DefCon 2 level shit" - this is awesome.<BR/><BR/>It's ironic the monkey is clutching a dove, the symbol for peace. We all know that monkeys stand for ANARCHY and DEATH. Why do you think they're always flinging their poo around, because their hearts are full of joy, NO because they're full of HATE. And, they just like flinging poo.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02657932542572968305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-79966578985431676472009-01-07T12:29:00.000-08:002009-01-07T12:29:00.000-08:00I always hated that monkey.PearlI always hated that monkey.<BR/>PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-27600772242373317892009-01-07T12:18:00.000-08:002009-01-07T12:18:00.000-08:00No no no, that monkey is one of BIN LADEN'S HENCHM...No no no, that monkey is one of BIN LADEN'S HENCHMEN! He's a fucking terrorist!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17205261634667523531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-11459658969033706552009-01-07T12:16:00.000-08:002009-01-07T12:16:00.000-08:00Damned monkey, trying to look all cute and innocen...Damned monkey, trying to look all cute and innocent. We know fucking well that YOU- YOU are the one who hacked all of the Soapblox blogs today and threw off the best blog catagory voting.<BR/><BR/>Damn you to H-E-Double Toothpicks, you simpering simian shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-65057517438490501882009-01-07T11:47:00.000-08:002009-01-07T11:47:00.000-08:00This is the best thing ever. I love this blog.This is the best thing ever. I love this blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4194845833308014702009-01-07T11:36:00.000-08:002009-01-07T11:36:00.000-08:00and in the back ground, some larger animal is thin...and in the back ground, some larger animal is thinking...<BR/><BR/>"Penguin & Monkey, it's whats for dinner"....[flahy] [blak] [chik]https://www.blogger.com/profile/07915740493798041091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-67935329979035534852009-01-07T10:17:00.000-08:002009-01-07T10:17:00.000-08:00No, no, Jay you got it backwards! But no wonder -...No, no, Jay you got it backwards! But no wonder - I see by your picture that you must be some kind of bird supremacist. What really happened was the moment the photo was clicked, the monkey moved its delicate, elfin, human-like hand, grabbed the dove by the neck and throttled it to death with its opposable thumb.Dr. Mabusehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01792194424034622756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64996165984906005802009-01-07T10:15:00.000-08:002009-01-07T10:15:00.000-08:00What a wanker.(I'm not British, I just have always...What a wanker.<BR/><BR/>(I'm not British, I just have always wanted to use that word. Thanks for the opportunity.)Mermandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14752729189708919104noreply@blogger.com