tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post6215914254242392469..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Tapirs always fail to turn on the charmUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-38313660505164377552010-10-28T01:30:27.113-07:002010-10-28T01:30:27.113-07:00Graham Cluley, omegle a researcher at security fir...Graham Cluley, <a href="http://omegle-xat-chat.blogspot.com/" title="omegle" rel="nofollow">omegle</a> a researcher at security firm Sophos, told BBC News that Twitter needs <a href="http://seslinefes.spaces.live.com/" title="seslinefes" rel="nofollow">seslinefes</a> "much tighter control" over what users can put <a href="http://tirtikla.spaces.live.com/" title="tirtikla" rel="nofollow">tirtikla</a> in a tweet to prevent similar problems in the future.<br /><br />He also <a href="http://sesliklas.spaces.live.com/" title="sesliklas" rel="nofollow">sesliklas</a> warned users to <a href="http://seslidunyacom.spaces.live.com/" title="seslidunya" rel="nofollow">seslidunya</a> continue to be on their guard, as once <a href="http://superonlinesesli.spaces.live.com/" title="superonlinesesli" rel="nofollow">superonlinesesli</a> an exploit had been found <a href="http://arifcorlu.spaces.live.com/" title="seslimekan" rel="nofollow">seslimekan</a> there would be a raft <a href="http://www.google.com/profiles/arifcorlu" title="arifcorlu" rel="nofollow">arifcorlu</a> of hackers looking for new <a href="http://omegle-xat-chat.blogspot.com/" title="Xat" rel="nofollow">Xat</a> ones or ways to circumvent the patch. <br /><br />"We've <a href="http://bir-ses-ver.spaces.live.com/" title="birsesver" rel="nofollow">birsesver</a> seen it in the past," he said. "When Twitter says they have fixed a flaw, we see a new exploit again and again."03170463922641033070https://www.blogger.com/profile/03170463922641033070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-30495826641358667142009-09-16T04:05:11.990-07:002009-09-16T04:05:11.990-07:00And what's more, they eat your dreams! No, rea...And what's more, they eat your dreams! No, really! They devour dreams like a lion at an all-you-can-eat meat buffet! (Explanation: tapirs look like a mythical Japanese creature called Baku which eats dreams. Japanese people actually call tapirs baku!)furbearingbrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16042116851192723686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-73689979571507603992009-05-20T16:46:58.576-07:002009-05-20T16:46:58.576-07:00I've dated uglier men....then I stopped the drugs....I've dated uglier men....then I stopped the drugs. Ugh!nltismehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04489619626722839935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-43221543279481781912009-05-05T00:11:00.000-07:002009-05-05T00:11:00.000-07:00Tapirz r0x0rz, no matter what you say, assholes ;)...Tapirz r0x0rz, no matter what you say, assholes ;) they are cute as kids and impressive as adults. And BTW they're very friendly and funny, and their noses are cool too. They were here long before we did and they will stay on earthlong after the mankind will kill itself. TAPIRS FTW!!! :Dkaliszhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17038932389236476133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-89899047205762747132009-04-09T18:41:00.000-07:002009-04-09T18:41:00.000-07:00I like tapirs. So there. I don't give a fuck. I lo...I like tapirs. So there. I don't give a fuck. I love themRandom Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06553861074386132746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-92020120724609721302009-04-09T18:40:00.000-07:002009-04-09T18:40:00.000-07:00I like tapirs. So there. I don't give a fuck. I lo...I like tapirs. So there. I don't give a fuck. I love themRandom Sketchy Brainfart DOT COM dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06553861074386132746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-81822174425326769192009-04-01T20:24:00.000-07:002009-04-01T20:24:00.000-07:00Who exposed this thing to radiation?Who exposed this thing to radiation?mangohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01035580468806064658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23925798887452137142009-03-31T19:12:00.000-07:002009-03-31T19:12:00.000-07:00What region of Fucking Disgusting Land does this h...What region of Fucking Disgusting Land does this hideous bastard come from?Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10190134636452791068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-87660994268558923012009-03-28T13:40:00.000-07:002009-03-28T13:40:00.000-07:00Tapir, you bear a striking resemblance to Dick Che...Tapir, you bear a striking resemblance to Dick Cheney.Big Brother is Watchinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05579835602540520515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-85640529697372726842009-03-27T05:58:00.000-07:002009-03-27T05:58:00.000-07:00I just snorted with laughter at my desk and now ev...I just snorted with laughter at my desk and now everyone around me thinks I'm insane.Maggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11620570546208757554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-5520229758957742872009-03-26T10:56:00.000-07:002009-03-26T10:56:00.000-07:00DO NOT GOOGLE BABY TAPIR! you will suffer unabashe...DO NOT GOOGLE <A HREF="http://www.columbia.edu/cu/psychology/higgins/images/tapir.jpg" REL="nofollow">BABY TAPIR!</A> you will suffer unabashed cuteness if you do.kilgorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13169682183633628960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4946985625344579432009-03-25T17:07:00.000-07:002009-03-25T17:07:00.000-07:00also see questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=12...also see questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1290 and questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1293Derbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15290885889507013486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-1573837948708557042009-03-25T04:06:00.000-07:002009-03-25T04:06:00.000-07:00I saw God in those nortilsI saw God in those nortilsJennyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116713658627280757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-50644521198872024892009-03-25T02:50:00.000-07:002009-03-25T02:50:00.000-07:00Dear FUP,Kelly and Heather Cherry are right!!!!! I...Dear FUP,<BR/><BR/>Kelly and Heather Cherry are right!!!!! I hope there is no serious illness keeping you from attending to your blog duty. There are many many examples of human exploitation by the cute(and/or ugly) animal kingdom that need your attention. <BR/><BR/>Magpies in Australia are thriving in urban areas owing to humans feeding them in their back yards. In return what do these birds do? In spring they try to peck the brains right out of our skulls. <BR/><BR/>Please your followers need your guidance!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-15470086376426966152009-03-24T16:06:00.000-07:002009-03-24T16:06:00.000-07:00looks like an inside-out orifice with teeth.looks like an inside-out orifice with teeth.red.door.readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15951434209531067662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23053126543386485932009-03-24T15:27:00.000-07:002009-03-24T15:27:00.000-07:00I have to agree with Kelly. I'm going to need you ...I have to agree with Kelly. I'm going to need you to post more often, if only for my own personal benefit.<BR/><BR/>P.S. I left you an award on my blerg.Heather Cherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03315027717631291597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-83461148987210176782009-03-24T15:15:00.000-07:002009-03-24T15:15:00.000-07:00For god's sake, even the Aye is an easy target!htt...For god's sake, even the Aye is an easy target!<BR/>http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/ap_aye_aye_080529_ssh.jpgkellibuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02130499342846103466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-39728600036255710182009-03-24T15:13:00.000-07:002009-03-24T15:13:00.000-07:00mr. penguin hater, can you please maintain your fr...mr. penguin hater, can you please maintain your frickin blog by doing it daily? how am i expected to endure my horrendous 9-6 job (which i am supposed to be thankful for because of the economy)without spending a good :45 minutes of reading and distributing your rants and raves!? I am demanding that they can no longer be sporadic postings!!! Just to further u along, I am including an animal so you can catch up and blog today!<BR/>two faced kitten: http://www.zimbio.com/Weird+Animals/articles/10/Ohio+Two+Faced+Kitten+Doing+Well<BR/>Star-nosed mole: http://www.zimbio.com/Weird+Animals<BR/><BR/>sincerely, <BR/>your very dearest, and bitterest fankellibuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02130499342846103466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-48105548035267674202009-03-24T15:03:00.000-07:002009-03-24T15:03:00.000-07:00Melinda and Kit aren't kidding about the size of a...Melinda and Kit aren't kidding about the size of a tapir's bozack. I saw one at the SF zoo a few year's back.... <BR/><BR/>Just, if you're curious, go to youtube and search for "tapir penis."Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09859845772140299353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-38910414069519226472009-03-24T14:20:00.000-07:002009-03-24T14:20:00.000-07:00ah, the true definition of "fugly". way to go tapi...ah, the true definition of "fugly". way to go tapir.cermedeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330896163404765643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64723640206582424422009-03-24T11:37:00.000-07:002009-03-24T11:37:00.000-07:00You kind of expect him to say, "Stop me if you've ...You kind of expect him to say, <BR/><BR/>"Stop me if you've heard this one..."<BR/><BR/>Everybody always stops him at this point because Tapirs are known the world over for their repertoire of stale, sad old jokes.OzarkTroutBumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11795468558162634946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-47749890503711579482009-03-24T09:19:00.000-07:002009-03-24T09:19:00.000-07:00Everything is made up for by the fact that the tap...Everything is made up for by the fact that the tapir has the largest penis-to-body-size ratio of any mammal.<BR/><BR/>But no one ever wants to fuck a tapir.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02834176799026302844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-81161915016966481112009-03-23T20:52:00.000-07:002009-03-23T20:52:00.000-07:00OMG, wiped that ridiculous grin off your face this...OMG, wiped that ridiculous grin off your face this instant! <BR/><BR/>And stay out of my studio. If I catch you using my paints...again ~ there will be real trouble mister!WR https://www.blogger.com/profile/05730763054918340998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-91584426927097781362009-03-23T17:39:00.000-07:002009-03-23T17:39:00.000-07:00Ouredman, are you serious? I go to a local zoo an...Ouredman, are you serious? I go to a local zoo and hand feed them every chance I get. To think, Mr Tapir has been thinking about how he can take my arm off next time I feed him peanuts. Jerk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-45378005112135430492009-03-23T17:38:00.000-07:002009-03-23T17:38:00.000-07:00thats uglythats uglyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com