tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post7327885156073873443..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Lions even bore themselvesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-88282419998985579062011-06-26T02:48:06.748-07:002011-06-26T02:48:06.748-07:00Thanks for sharing, much appreciated and useful po...Thanks for sharing, much appreciated and useful post, congrat and keep on track!<br /><a href="http://www.generic-tadalafilonline.com/" rel="nofollow">Cialis Online</a>John Legacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04639103888129487735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-55995246506435919342009-01-08T14:35:00.000-08:002009-01-08T14:35:00.000-08:00We should all be celebrating this picture! It is t...We should all be celebrating this picture! It is the first known photo of the underground IFC (Interspecies Fight Club). What we are seeing here is the monkey moving into a rear naked choke hold to win the light weight division.<BR/><BR/>Go Monkey! Show that rat who's boss!Taxitermisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00357371568210089541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-22835883858821092592008-12-21T19:47:00.000-08:002008-12-21T19:47:00.000-08:00Is Discovery Chanel making me more ignorant? Ever...Is Discovery Chanel making me more ignorant? Every time they show lions, they're lounging around in the grass. How can they be king of the jungle if they're never actually in the jungle? It's only tigers they show in the jungle. ...ooh my aching head...Ashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00842384198276727258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-38483500739744831612008-12-18T15:37:00.000-08:002008-12-18T15:37:00.000-08:00Yeh, fuck those lazy bastards.Yeh, fuck those lazy bastards.Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18293183559346093096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-14145442798211510602008-12-18T08:59:00.000-08:002008-12-18T08:59:00.000-08:00DD wrote:"Who can ever forget the melodious (or is...DD wrote:<BR/>"Who can ever forget the melodious (or is that melodorous) harmonies of The Tokens?"<BR/><BR/>Malodorous is about right. And thanks to you, DD, I checked the spelling and its "wimoweh". Who knew?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16899203606773904416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-14953481824718929522008-12-18T08:50:00.000-08:002008-12-18T08:50:00.000-08:00Dunesdreamer wrote:"Let's see...he lies on his ass...Dunesdreamer wrote:<BR/>"Let's see...he lies on his ass all day, has the females do the hunting, mates with any of the females in his pride when he feels like it, and leaves his shit wherever he wants to...<BR/>Man, I want to be a fucking lion."<BR/><BR/>Judging from my own experience and based on this description, most men I have encountered in the wild ARE lions. The clincher was the part about him leaving hs shit wherever he wants to.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16899203606773904416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-39574774992803946132008-12-18T08:48:00.000-08:002008-12-18T08:48:00.000-08:00Skeptical...Who can ever forget the melodious (or ...Skeptical...<BR/><BR/>Who can ever forget the melodious (or is that melodorous) harmonies of The Tokens?DHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02391242092534146134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-31156414940143887492008-12-18T08:47:00.000-08:002008-12-18T08:47:00.000-08:00Well, apparently he really liked the young'uns, to...Well, apparently he really liked the young'uns, too....DHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02391242092534146134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-7233860226464666582008-12-18T08:46:00.000-08:002008-12-18T08:46:00.000-08:00Is it any accident someone wrote a soporific song ...Is it any accident someone wrote a soporific song that goes like this:<BR/><BR/>In the jungle , the QUIET jungle, the lion SLEEPS tonight, etc.<BR/>Way up oh, a wimoway a wimoway, etc.<BR/>Fade into snoring....<BR/><BR/>Or are y'all too young to remember that one?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16899203606773904416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-52661493822904402112008-12-18T08:23:00.000-08:002008-12-18T08:23:00.000-08:00like the self-proclaimed King of Pop?like the self-proclaimed King of Pop?T-Bonzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05423581858651676875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-39802164841161544272008-12-18T06:40:00.000-08:002008-12-18T06:40:00.000-08:00Kim responded to my comment with:No, you don't. An...Kim responded to my comment with:<BR/><BR/><I>No, you don't. An individual male lion is "king of the beasts" for about two years, then he is dethroned (Killed?) by the next young male--who's first act as head of the pride is to kill all the babies.</I><BR/><BR/>Maybe so....but how many of us would be happy to be "king for a day"? I think two years would suffice.DHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02391242092534146134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-77176882316199097502008-12-18T04:21:00.000-08:002008-12-18T04:21:00.000-08:00I don't know, I got into it with a bunch of Lions ...I don't know, I got into it with a bunch of Lions two weeks back, and although I was handing out bitch slaps left right and center, this one Lion pulled a gun and popped me in the leg. Those fuckers are straight "gangsta". So before you go saying that "Lions aint shit" ask yourself one question. Can you get shot in the leg and still say that? Hmmmm? Thought not. Roar Mutha-fuckers, Roar!Ejike Wosuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563680611565235705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-32670846666695139712008-12-17T21:49:00.000-08:002008-12-17T21:49:00.000-08:00This site is FANTASTIC! Awesome title! With that ...This site is FANTASTIC! Awesome title! With that said, while that effing lion is laying around with his tongue hanging out a carload of raccoons is boosting all his shit. Take that, Mr. Lion!Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02657932542572968305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-9621449845756321782008-12-17T20:38:00.000-08:002008-12-17T20:38:00.000-08:00If you feel that way, do what the Taliban guy did ...If you feel that way, do what the Taliban guy did to the lion in the Kabul Zoo: jump into his cge, run up & cut his nose off, then shout "So you think your a King!"<BR/><BR/>The Lion then ripped his arm offbefore killing him.<BR/><BR/>Cats sleep a majority of the day but Lions, when provoked can and have stalked & hunted Men and once they develop a taste for Human flesh, have to be Killed in order to stop them.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02442798357305994340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-1863445483228947912008-12-17T20:30:00.000-08:002008-12-17T20:30:00.000-08:00This site is gloriously twisted. When I feel despo...This site is gloriously twisted. When I feel despondent about the world, I will turn here and cheer the fuck up. Thank you. (And thank <A HREF="http://bigaction.blogs.com/big_action/2008/12/chipmunks-what-are-they-hiding.html" REL="nofollow">Big Action</A> for turning me on to you).Mayravhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10811545253019611893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-54521048849090224752008-12-17T19:39:00.000-08:002008-12-17T19:39:00.000-08:00Funniest one yet.Funniest one yet.Jesushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03460203269397622709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-91959518518284581432008-12-17T16:54:00.000-08:002008-12-17T16:54:00.000-08:00uh oh...! lol(good ending haha)uh oh...! lol<BR/>(good ending haha)Saad Ali Abbasihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280042990845150581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-57392561531108128442008-12-17T16:19:00.000-08:002008-12-17T16:19:00.000-08:00Scott of the Antarctic learned the hard way. It's...Scott of the Antarctic learned the hard way. It's not lions you have to worry about... it's penguins... especially large electric ones with green tentacles.Jeff Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601204769707637869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-89482409411708036332008-12-17T15:57:00.000-08:002008-12-17T15:57:00.000-08:00HighLarryUS!!!!!!HighLarryUS!!!!!!Teehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06681297625945182410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-49673870428617555072008-12-17T15:19:00.000-08:002008-12-17T15:19:00.000-08:00Hey, yeah-if lions are so tough, how come they don...Hey, yeah-if lions are so tough, how come they don't live in Jersey, huh? HUH? Cause the only lions in Jersey are those ones behind the bars in the ZOOS, yo! Get em, blog person, you represent!Allgaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10888497271127336901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23554186424198295492008-12-17T14:10:00.000-08:002008-12-17T14:10:00.000-08:00Clearly, you are the most brilliant man posting bl...Clearly, you are the most brilliant man posting blogs on the internet in our time. I want to have your baby.Madame Lethargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473825658269875716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-54122365630072051122008-12-17T13:59:00.000-08:002008-12-17T13:59:00.000-08:00Sorry, I only intended to copy and paste the one e...Sorry, I only intended to copy and paste the one entry -- I don't know why the other one came along for the ride....<BR/><BR/>and apparently there's no "edit".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-57542942011932367242008-12-17T13:57:00.000-08:002008-12-17T13:57:00.000-08:00Just learned about your blog yesterday and fell in...Just learned about your blog yesterday and fell in LOOOOVE. Also, I think you SHOULD totally stick it to that tiny rabbit in the second picture. Fuck lions. Everyone knows rabbits are the ones we have to watch out for. Especially dewey-eyed ones like that one in the picture! :)<BR/><BR/> December 17, 2008 10:45 AM<BR/>Blogger Dunesdreamer said...<BR/><BR/> <I> Let's see...he lies on his ass all day, has the females do the hunting, mates with any of the females in his pride when he feels like it, and leaves his shit wherever he wants to...<BR/><BR/> Man, I want to be a fucking lion.</I><BR/><BR/>No, you don't. An individual male lion is "king of the beasts" for about two years, then he is dethroned (Killed?) by the next young male -- who's first act as head of the pride is to kill all the babies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-82168520370864542612008-12-17T13:28:00.000-08:002008-12-17T13:28:00.000-08:00King of the Jungle indeed, lyins live in the Savan...King of the Jungle indeed, lyins live in the Savannah. Too lazy to even check their atlas'.Taxitermisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13211306512362230145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-83519574411315384372008-12-17T13:16:00.000-08:002008-12-17T13:16:00.000-08:00That linked photo of the lion with the bush meat i...That linked photo of the lion with the bush meat is photoshopped. By the lion.Esquirrel, yo!https://www.blogger.com/profile/07672452070538417421noreply@blogger.com