tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post8735067352872418262..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: What conceited meerkats really want to do is directUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-33586325139688721522009-02-10T14:27:00.000-08:002009-02-10T14:27:00.000-08:00I'm so sick of meercats! They are the new penguin...I'm so sick of meercats! They are the new penguins! They are not even CATS! Get yer own species name...loooozers! With that stooopid show on Animal Planet and all. Gimme a break!spikejazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15515651862253883350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-74802463963441764462009-02-02T11:41:00.000-08:002009-02-02T11:41:00.000-08:00Ha! He's concentrating so hard, that's focus.Ha! He's concentrating so hard, that's focus.The Sexy Pedestrianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11358186806067179367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-71454172713818408582009-01-30T22:10:00.000-08:002009-01-30T22:10:00.000-08:00hahahaa.Ansel fucking Adams.Guy's worthless anyway...hahahaa.Ansel fucking Adams.<BR/><BR/>Guy's worthless anyway, oOoh laaaandscapes. My 4 year old NEPHEW can take landscapes with his eyes shut.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-21380870211721671602009-01-30T07:17:00.000-08:002009-01-30T07:17:00.000-08:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPgCheck th...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPg<BR/><BR/>Check this out! Fecking Meerkats are everywhere.HAPPY IN YOUR NAPPYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18288334172325843070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-80519534375552026442009-01-30T07:16:00.000-08:002009-01-30T07:16:00.000-08:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPgCheck th...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPg<BR/><BR/>Check this out! Fecking Meerkats are everywhere.HAPPY IN YOUR NAPPYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18288334172325843070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-51206698925476837262009-01-29T20:38:00.000-08:002009-01-29T20:38:00.000-08:00Nicole is right. This pretentious Hollywood assho...Nicole is right. This pretentious Hollywood asshole is nothing more than a over-nippled lemur, who'll hump a gumball machine as soon as look at it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epJTvIlk4hMKennedy Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06671488394876234318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-31658292305116307002009-01-29T18:44:00.000-08:002009-01-29T18:44:00.000-08:00Sadly, I liked Meerkat Manor until some bigger ani...Sadly, I liked Meerkat Manor until some bigger animal killed a baby. But then I laughed...I have a sick nature.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17421371062318967430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-68783294410906872152009-01-29T15:31:00.001-08:002009-01-29T15:31:00.001-08:00Is he a kat or posing as a confused, transgendered...Is he a kat or posing as a confused, transgendered, ferret-like wannabe? Clearly his compositional skills are there but his use of the tripod to frame his subject is unconventional. As is his/her standing-on-the-tripod shooting style (are those tits on a dude?) His assistant is clearly sexually confused, as are most meerkats. I think this kat has potential either at Vanity Fair or at the very least as an sexually consused assistant for Annie Leibovitz.Angus Machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00710667979471651800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-65395172429407156132009-01-29T15:31:00.000-08:002009-01-29T15:31:00.000-08:00he clearly doesn't know how to use the camera...he...he clearly doesn't know how to use the camera...he's looking through the tripod! Stupid Meerkat!<BR/>- Angus MacKenzieElemente Magazinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204919508571586817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-42660408288196528192009-01-28T20:57:00.000-08:002009-01-28T20:57:00.000-08:00Give this critter its own show on Animal Planet, a...Give this critter its own show on Animal Planet, and it thinks it's Matt Freakin' Damon!Edward Von Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02667641422595793864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-74348147209410141512009-01-28T20:56:00.000-08:002009-01-28T20:56:00.000-08:00I want to go back in time and kick this meerkat's ...I want to go back in time and kick this meerkat's father in the nuts, just for the hell of it.Edward Von Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02667641422595793864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-15373198003622160172009-01-28T20:25:00.000-08:002009-01-28T20:25:00.000-08:00Meerkat-and you can't even spell 'cat' right-you s...Meerkat-and you can't even spell 'cat' right-you suck! You are SO not a cool cat, not a hep cat, not a fat cat-you are merely a loser meerkat. More like a Krazykat-a kantankerous katastrophy of kataclysmic proportions kind of kat. F'ing loser. I hate you and your successful show on cable. Now Scram!Allgaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10888497271127336901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-54706877768603518902009-01-28T19:06:00.000-08:002009-01-28T19:06:00.000-08:00Who does he think he is, frickin' Jason? At least...Who does he think he is, frickin' Jason? At least he knows his scary-ass face belongs BEHIND the camera, not in front of it!Shahanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01057730528246525267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-70319021789189730882009-01-28T18:18:00.000-08:002009-01-28T18:18:00.000-08:00I'll give you this, Mr. Artiste. That slut you're...I'll give you this, Mr. Artiste. That slut you're banging in the photo I linked is pretty hot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-41447558393777731682009-01-28T18:08:00.000-08:002009-01-28T18:08:00.000-08:00This is the funniest shit I've read all day! Great...This is the funniest shit I've read all day! Great blog!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-20554865043642418012009-01-28T17:52:00.000-08:002009-01-28T17:52:00.000-08:00I've seen tougher fucking meerkats on the way to a...I've seen tougher fucking meerkats on the way to a fight.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12137070187167491185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-57769299838567336042009-01-28T17:31:00.000-08:002009-01-28T17:31:00.000-08:00I would like to smash this meerkat's face into a c...I would like to smash this meerkat's face into a car windshield, and never call it again.The Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11572010859552056277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-36521275027120609122009-01-28T17:23:00.000-08:002009-01-28T17:23:00.000-08:00Oh yeah, meerkat, like we're supposed to believe y...Oh yeah, meerkat, like we're supposed to believe you're some frickin' <I>artiste</I> with a vision.<BR/><BR/>I know what you are up to. This is just a big show so you can get some easy pussy from <A HREF="http://image59.webshots.com/459/1/52/79/2075152790014026074iBMOpm_ph.jpg" REL="nofollow">meerkat sluts who want to be actresses</A>.<BR/><BR/>You're basically a meerkat Woody Allen, an ugly little twerp with a tiny dick and no talent who has figured out that directing is the only way he can get laid. Stay out of my way, Mr. Artiste, or I will cockslap you into the next county.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-13084448218302341412009-01-28T16:09:00.000-08:002009-01-28T16:09:00.000-08:00You can easily star in a meerkat production... but...You can easily star in a meerkat production... but you have to do things. <BR/><BR/>Meerkat things. If you have to ask, then you probably can't handle it.Jon Defreesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03106023298320690235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-15675921046842557862009-01-28T11:43:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:43:00.000-08:00Look at the suck-up weasel at the bottom of the tr...Look at the suck-up weasel at the bottom of the tripod. Idiots.Mamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15909349464805053066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-33559875079689018192009-01-28T11:35:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:35:00.000-08:00Oh Suricata suricatta, the animal that was so nice...Oh Suricata suricatta, the animal that was so nice they named it twice. Yeah I am not buying your little shirade. You just made the american ground hog look a hole lot better. And hes a rodent for fucks sake!G double dash LOChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07957932769998392572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-77886672888841078112009-01-28T11:15:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:15:00.000-08:00social climber. next he will be seen in a scientol...social climber. next he will be seen in a scientology center.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12623907581621187066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-20886944782650520882009-01-28T11:12:00.000-08:002009-01-28T11:12:00.000-08:00Martin Freakin Scorsese!Martin Freakin Scorsese!Noob Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10799799013571164404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-56315076955778376322009-01-28T10:58:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:58:00.000-08:00I would fight a whole flock of meerkats. If I was ...I would fight a whole flock of meerkats. If I was drunk enough.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-60955045662312662302009-01-28T10:54:00.000-08:002009-01-28T10:54:00.000-08:00i can totally see your nipples (all 30 of them), y...i can totally see your nipples (all 30 of them), you dickwadfuriousBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158133736035219163noreply@blogger.com