Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Chipmunks: What are they hiding?
What is going on inside those cheeks, Chipmunk? I know you've got something in there, because I KNOW you aren't doing a Marlon Brando impression. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MARLON BRANDO IS BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING CHIPMUNK. And close your mouth while you are eating, no one wants to see your chewed up whatever. Jesus Christ, Chipmunk. Manners.
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2 comments:
man you are one funny writer, I'd love to express my wit like that! :D haha
I bet that son of a bitch is nibbling on Alvin, Theodore, and Simon's nuts. Whore.
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