Monday, November 3, 2008

What is this otter trying to prove?



I'm on to you, otter. You can't speak, so why are you putting your fins up to your mouth as if you want to focus your screaming on someone far away? ANSWER THE QUESTION OTTER! There's only one explanation here. You want my heart to melt into a puddle of water. Well, it's not going to work, otter. So you can go to hell.

7 comments:

Cynical Nymph said...

There are no words for how awesome this blog is.

Roser42697 said...

AHHH! I want to hug it!

yoogoogalist said...

If it spoke, i'd imagine it to have voice like Tom Hanks...
In Castaway...

Erica said...

Otters have fins? That's a pretty cute fucking fish.

Kat said...

oh gods. That's an oil-spill victim otter, isn't it.

Ishmael said...

AHHHHHHH! I'm HOME ALONE!

Taste of Luxury said...

I bet this is one of those God Damn Otters that will approach a tourist and say "Hey, take a picture with me. Your friends back in Wisconsin will love it." But you know what...as soon as that greedy fuck stops smiling they hit you up for your hard earned cash. What? You think posing in a picture is the same as working 60 hours a week in a fucking metal shop so I can take my family on vacation once every 3 years Otter? What the FUCK?! It's not like an otter was even in Home Alone. In fact I am almost certain that in the 4 movies in that series (including the bush-league non Macalley Culkin ones) there is not even a reference to any Ocean creature. SO WHAT IS WITH THE REFERENCE YOU DICK?!