tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post1131803064395962233..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Keep it in your pants, buddyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-32585256913224580022009-04-29T04:49:00.000-07:002009-04-29T04:49:00.000-07:00Shit! I.e. crashed!63
.Shit! I.e. crashed!63<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-50359760450330074152009-04-29T04:39:00.000-07:002009-04-29T04:39:00.000-07:00Some people have no sense of fucking decency or co...Some people have no sense of fucking decency or common respect. Maybe some of us don't wanna see your back half spread open for all the world to see! <br /><br />Hell, while we're at it, why don't you just douse yourself in costly cosmetics tested on those bastarding bunnies and trollop around like that? Or cover yourself in expensive shit you can't afford, to impress everyone, mm? Help out the economy, why don'tcha! And I bet you don't even work for a living...<br /><br />In fact, why not go the full deal? All you need now is a megaphone, some banners & a marching band with you touting "I'm so personally insecure, I feel the need to make the whole world look at me!!" Get a life, birdie. You could have an equally pretty bird standing right next to you and all you'd do is piss her off; 'cause you'd be too busy preening, emitting those horrible screeching noises & making a spectacle of yourself. What a self-serving whore..!<br /><br />Someone not get enough attention growing up? Trying too hard to prove you're not just a big, noisy useless buzzard are we? Jeez, get some therapy n' put the feathers DOWN, Mr. Peacock. No one wants to see it half as much as you do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-40261469676268186892009-04-12T15:43:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:43:00.000-07:00http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2025/1578466713_c30...http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2025/1578466713_c30bc5190d.jpg?v=0<BR/>this peacock totally upped the ante.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23562906425662638172009-04-11T06:06:00.000-07:002009-04-11T06:06:00.000-07:00Keep you rocket in your pocket, you dirty fucking ...Keep you rocket in your pocket, you dirty fucking stay out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-87454177492100621742009-04-10T13:56:00.000-07:002009-04-10T13:56:00.000-07:00If you're so effing "gorgeous and magical", then l...If you're so effing "gorgeous and magical", <I>then let's see ya switch them feathers to pink!</I><BR/><BR/>We're waiting.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, I THOUGHT so. Dismissed, bird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-44775312824714919522009-04-09T21:47:00.000-07:002009-04-09T21:47:00.000-07:00peacocks are very over-rated - attention whores wh...peacocks are very over-rated - attention whores whose cries sound like that woman from The NannyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-60567121444647140382009-04-09T20:09:00.000-07:002009-04-09T20:09:00.000-07:00(Ugh... GIVE ME A FRIGGIN' BREAK!)Ya' know, it su...(Ugh... GIVE ME A FRIGGIN' BREAK!)<BR/><BR/>Ya' know, it sucks enough that guys have longer, thicker eyelashes than girls. And men with gray hair get that, "Oooooh, he looks SO distinguished" bull-SHIT, yet if a woman doesn't spend $thousands a year to beat off the ravages of mother-fucking TIME, they're reviled by our youth-worshiping society as a fuckin' lazy HAG who's let herself 'go'....! <BR/><BR/>You ever see a peahen? You know WHY they look so drab and blah? Because the cock hogs the bathroom every morning and commandeers ALL her beauty products!!<BR/><BR/>Prissy little metro-sexual fucker....MonaLisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13543209628295760693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-66196682918507219962009-04-09T12:34:00.000-07:002009-04-09T12:34:00.000-07:00Put the mouse back in the house, palPut the mouse back in the house, palAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-62485138559853586742009-04-09T11:49:00.000-07:002009-04-09T11:49:00.000-07:00lol @ Clicky; Anyone for starting the baboon-peaco...lol @ Clicky; Anyone for starting the baboon-peacock breeding program?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23621483071388022082009-04-09T09:26:00.000-07:002009-04-09T09:26:00.000-07:00i think i am in love with the author of this blurb...i think i am in love with the author of this blurbBeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06744656572546438470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-26679829360034777022009-04-09T05:48:00.000-07:002009-04-09T05:48:00.000-07:00Word on the street of feathers is that the peacock...Word on the street of feathers is that the peacock tribe is laughing their asses off at us. Where exactly do you think all those dumb phrases came from: 'strut your stuff', 'cock of the walk', 'you've got ~ flaunt it'. They do it and they know we will say it. "Oh those push button humans" they snicker!<BR/><BR/>They are pretty damned arrogant and condescending.WR https://www.blogger.com/profile/05730763054918340998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-8688871976957327852009-04-08T20:37:00.000-07:002009-04-08T20:37:00.000-07:00Hey...if you've got it, flaunt it.Hey...if you've got it, flaunt it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05011493116427816409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-74882080969251694262009-04-08T20:02:00.000-07:002009-04-08T20:02:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Sadafhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01772877059578200557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-40728013512979995922009-04-08T18:11:00.000-07:002009-04-08T18:11:00.000-07:00Dear Peacock,You really think you're the cock of t...Dear Peacock,<BR/><BR/>You really think you're the cock of the walk, don't you!<BR/><BR/>We wait for the day when you have to crawl back home, tail between your legs because your career as a day-trader didn't work out. We bet you pulled some scams with Madoff and now you think you're all badass 'cause you haven't been caught. YET.<BR/><BR/>You cock.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/>Everyone<BR/><A HREF="http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/</A>Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03715052780153033070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-27640761607713998552009-04-08T15:24:00.000-07:002009-04-08T15:24:00.000-07:00I'd totally hit that.I'd totally hit that.jessica ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05133686353182231739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-10499754989471638832009-04-08T14:54:00.000-07:002009-04-08T14:54:00.000-07:00See, here's another example of not having enough n...See, here's another example of not having enough natural predators. If you don't have enough things trying to eat you, you tend to evolve in a very lazy fashion, and before you know it, BAM! You're walking around displaying your dazzling plumage for maximum flirtatiousness and still haven't developed opposable thumbs or even a speech center in your brain.<BR/>You ever see a cockroach, peacock? Everything on earth wants to either eat it or exterminate it. No goddamn time for flashy appendages. It has to fuck, and fuck fast, and fuck other cockroaches, AND THAT'S IT.<BR/>Try taking a page from the book of cockroach, peacock, you lazy asshole.Achievatollahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15300274146471215236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-28457318152953144112009-04-08T14:51:00.000-07:002009-04-08T14:51:00.000-07:00And what's with all the green? Come on, Buddy, giv...And what's with all the green? Come on, Buddy, give us a nother color, will ya?Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-73058593888530866882009-04-08T13:56:00.000-07:002009-04-08T13:56:00.000-07:00And whats with the gay little hat FCS!!?? As if yo...And whats with the gay little hat FCS!!?? As if you felt the outfit wasnt quite complete without the fricken hat! Grow up!!Bakso Bandithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17605019226998360673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-7187981169727562532009-04-08T12:30:00.000-07:002009-04-08T12:30:00.000-07:00I wouldn't mind the "Hey, look at ME! I am so pret...I wouldn't mind the "Hey, look at ME! I am so pretty" thing quite so much if they weren't so very noisy. <BR/><BR/>The first time you hear one unexpectedly can be a memorable occasion, and not in a good way.Fuzzy2khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04177784243977555662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-9322359207310093272009-04-08T10:13:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:13:00.000-07:00Feathers or not.....he looks like the Vegas Showgi...Feathers or not.....he looks like the Vegas Showgirl Drag Queen of the quail family.<BR/><BR/>not fancy,<BR/>www.yourbabyisanasshole.comNicole oh-so Lovelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07620058898252600142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-30484658566202798362009-04-08T10:08:00.000-07:002009-04-08T10:08:00.000-07:00Peacocks are show-offs.Peacocks are show-offs.Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13653061670498523101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-46095949117663906822009-04-08T09:45:00.000-07:002009-04-08T09:45:00.000-07:00Looks like you're over compensating for something,...Looks like you're over compensating for something, Peacock. Are you trying to draw attention away from your microscopic penis? Well, asshole, guess what? I don't care how pretty your tail is! And size does matter! What a jerk off! Oh, sorry, it must be hard to jerk off if you can't see your own penis. Good luck with that.Jessica Mooneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07705432032980056725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-81144564005386340312009-04-08T09:30:00.000-07:002009-04-08T09:30:00.000-07:00I'm all for equal rights and everything, but why d...I'm all for equal rights and everything, but why do they have to shove it in our face? I saw one at the zoo last year and I had two young children with me. I think it's a disgrace.Grahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16920747049063840438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-12711836864775460292009-04-08T09:13:00.000-07:002009-04-08T09:13:00.000-07:00PEACOCK! MY ARCH NEMESIS, we meet again. this time...PEACOCK! MY ARCH NEMESIS, we meet again. this time i'm going to make a headdress out of your stupid feathers and make you wear it on your head instead of on your stupid ass.<BR/><BR/>fuck.novahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10999587070684124074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-52356115701143341532009-04-08T09:01:00.000-07:002009-04-08T09:01:00.000-07:00Eat a bowl of dicks, Peacock! Why must you update ...Eat a bowl of dicks, Peacock! Why must you update your Facebook status every 5 minutes? YOU'RE RUINING MY ONLINE SOCIAL NETWORKING EXPERIENCE!jflorekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13570069247565094331noreply@blogger.com