tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post4698584687393409752..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: I guess any asshole gets a holiday nowUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64851248635323876252010-08-19T22:15:28.903-07:002010-08-19T22:15:28.903-07:00AYE! YO! g-g-g-get cho big self back in there!
....AYE! YO! g-g-g-get cho big self back in there!<br /><br /><br />...<br /><br />that's what she said?rustyoneillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456762412510982559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-62999086948080844452010-01-14T01:38:49.244-08:002010-01-14T01:38:49.244-08:00Experts have talked about this before. How many ti...Experts have talked about this before. How many times have you read about the importance of ‘adding value’ for your audience? How many times have you read about ‘building trust’ with your readers/prospects? <br />Many, many times. You know it well. Every marketing guru has spoken about this topic. I’m sick of hearing it. But it STILL bears repeating. <br />www.onlineuniversalwork.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-40733576541755811032009-10-19T17:20:25.280-07:002009-10-19T17:20:25.280-07:00ARGH! I got a chocolate bilby for easter and it sc...ARGH! I got a chocolate bilby for easter and it scared the shit out of me! Wouldn't eat that fucker if it was made of .. ahm.. something even nicer than chocolate!Mohawk Conspiracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09674283901979799721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-5523884126324854062009-09-23T16:22:17.741-07:002009-09-23T16:22:17.741-07:00Is there something in the water over there?? This ...Is there something in the water over there?? This is a freakin horror show of a picture... Bilby you look like one big hemorrhoid.cupcakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16070095528596111858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-26372954704166537412009-09-18T21:35:58.665-07:002009-09-18T21:35:58.665-07:00Bilby, dude, what are you doing? You look like you...Bilby, dude, what are you doing? You look like you're playing the part of the clitoris in the "giant vagina" play. And take those stupid fucking ears off, so inappropriate. The nose is perfect though - I guess you're playing the part of "stimulated clitoris" (freak).Ricohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04857579270001901786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-90541048653617874022009-09-17T13:27:02.279-07:002009-09-17T13:27:02.279-07:00He's trying to play on our childhood emotions ...He's trying to play on our childhood emotions by imitating Piglet in that second pic! You sneaky-ass little bastard!!! Leave Winnie the Pooh alone!!!Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01217076891057861752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-6917630861269942102009-09-16T10:57:55.453-07:002009-09-16T10:57:55.453-07:00I have very bad news for the world:
When the baby...I have very bad news for the world:<br /><br />When the baby is born, it looks like a baked bean with legs. It stays in its mother’s pouch for between 75 and 80 days and is independent about two later. Female bilbies have a backward-opening pouch with eight nipples. At six months of age, the bilby can breed and usually has between one to three babies in a litter. In a good season in the wild, bilbies could have up to eight litters a year.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03735593001890965301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-45258062056004430902009-09-16T04:31:06.114-07:002009-09-16T04:31:06.114-07:00NOTE TO THE HUMOUR-IMPAIRED: THIS BLOG IS A *JOKE!...NOTE TO THE HUMOUR-IMPAIRED: THIS BLOG IS A *JOKE!* We do NOT encourage the introduction of invasive species, deliberately making certain species of animals extinct, or killing creatures just because they look at us funny (OK, maybe bugs and molluscs, but can you blame us? They're freakin' *creepy*) so please, please, please, please, PLEASE, don't sue the author of this blog. Pretty please?furbearingbrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16042116851192723686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4594049016762452582009-09-15T21:14:47.064-07:002009-09-15T21:14:47.064-07:00How do I get a holiday named after my asshole?How do I get a holiday named after my asshole?Jack Gatlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08658073195696655041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-13038709607920454492009-09-15T16:18:23.857-07:002009-09-15T16:18:23.857-07:00Why are we still looking at this long eared, dick-...Why are we still looking at this long eared, dick-faced jack-ass?Mike!https://www.blogger.com/profile/09876904412144644667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-55467923454230386932009-09-15T12:48:43.016-07:002009-09-15T12:48:43.016-07:00God I love this blog.God I love this blog.The Golf Club at Johnson Ranchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09491519887335969288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-31046608071092215242009-09-15T01:07:42.891-07:002009-09-15T01:07:42.891-07:00I'm really annoyed that I've not seen your...I'm really annoyed that I've not seen your book here in Australia... I wanna buy it. <br /><br />XP THe Bilby is pretty much ignored over here. THe only time we get reminded of him is when he tries to take over Easter from the Easter Bunny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-17150642111391637662009-09-14T22:30:35.107-07:002009-09-14T22:30:35.107-07:00Yes, we do have freak animals here down under...th...Yes, we do have freak animals here down under...they are called AustraliansAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-22932358158809091762009-09-14T15:41:21.848-07:002009-09-14T15:41:21.848-07:00;);)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11128461822700028406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-15887797823550307012009-09-14T11:39:27.288-07:002009-09-14T11:39:27.288-07:00You are hilarious! But please tell me you're n...You are hilarious! But please tell me you're not in to torturing animals or anything! Being mad at them, I totally get it, but please don't hurt any animals!!Sabreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03450163385326472617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-10672401709144193062009-09-14T06:57:43.306-07:002009-09-14T06:57:43.306-07:00Bilby's, they are such scum! Just sitting arou...Bilby's, they are such scum! Just sitting around like that. Unbelievable. I shall teach thee a lesson Bilby!!<br /><br />_____<br />http://inpencilmusic.com/your-songUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16418957362797336854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-73941319354115024592009-09-14T01:34:24.534-07:002009-09-14T01:34:24.534-07:00And by the way I meant Gasteier, not Matthew. Just...And by the way I meant Gasteier, not Matthew. Just in case you thought it pure absurdity... It wasn't. Except that I said it was guest egg, when really it's guest eggs. That's my idea of a big joke.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02187573254760413032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-16722683421891071552009-09-13T13:00:59.589-07:002009-09-13T13:00:59.589-07:00Hey Matthew,
Did you ever realize that your name ...Hey Matthew,<br /><br />Did you ever realize that your name means "guest egg" in German? Hopefully this will add a little, pleasant streusel swirl of clarity to an otherwise bewildering existence.<br /><br />Fondly,<br /><br />LibbyUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02187573254760413032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-37615799107197011172009-09-12T20:02:59.290-07:002009-09-12T20:02:59.290-07:00is that some sort of hybrid experimental animal?is that some sort of hybrid experimental animal?My Turnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04711223423178911975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-81837968424165627322009-09-12T17:15:45.705-07:002009-09-12T17:15:45.705-07:00Hate to add to your fury, but in Australia we also...Hate to add to your fury, but in Australia we also make chocolate bilbys at Easter time, as an alternative to chocolate rabbits. Yeah, I know! I don't think many Aussies knew what a bilby was until that time...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-79883884376439619602009-09-12T16:33:36.537-07:002009-09-12T16:33:36.537-07:00"One batch of cookies." AWESOME.
Fight t..."One batch of cookies." AWESOME.<br />Fight the man! The tiny, animal non-man man.zombiekimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17649732914360160608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-9414399981936555102009-09-12T15:35:19.382-07:002009-09-12T15:35:19.382-07:00I can't wait for your next post so I don't...I can't wait for your next post so I don't have to look at the sea lion anymore.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-90752855836074312482009-09-12T07:17:50.751-07:002009-09-12T07:17:50.751-07:00As an entrepreneur, I see an opportunity. Those ea...As an entrepreneur, I see an opportunity. Those ears are big enough to be billboards! Sell space on those ears for advertising. YOUR AD HERE, ASSHOLE.Entrepreneur Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10560499933792398415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-11516658852391747992009-09-12T06:51:02.749-07:002009-09-12T06:51:02.749-07:00Must... have... bilby... earrings.Must... have... bilby... earrings.kimiyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12257587937883126155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-31701693392566531002009-09-12T01:10:49.568-07:002009-09-12T01:10:49.568-07:00Looks like the love child of Yoda and Master Splin...Looks like the love child of Yoda and Master Splinter from TMNT. Way to go Splinter! I thought you said you knew about birth control?Paul the Cab Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13087708243601206688noreply@blogger.com