tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post5284148085173155740..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: HELPUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-69622854928233083952010-07-25T22:44:37.345-07:002010-07-25T22:44:37.345-07:00don't worry my sled is packed and my wolves ar...don't worry my sled is packed and my wolves are ready. Am on my way<a href="http://www.abercrombieshopping.com/" rel="nofollow">Cheap Abercrombie</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-38483974848863586592009-11-16T14:11:10.572-08:002009-11-16T14:11:10.572-08:00I gots my home-hillbillies packing up for battle n...I gots my home-hillbillies packing up for battle now...we are coming to saves ya!nltismehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04489619626722839935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-18026581201236359952009-10-22T18:53:53.056-07:002009-10-22T18:53:53.056-07:00No matter the Blogger url, wherever you set up sho...No matter the Blogger url, wherever you set up shop you create a stir!! Unreal! Damn you BZA ::shaking fisttrulymadlydeeplyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13929608221196261226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-31258621670866328512009-10-22T16:29:28.922-07:002009-10-22T16:29:28.922-07:00Sarah!: Clearly I must have a brain injury, if I&#...Sarah!: Clearly I must have a brain injury, if I'm getting into an argument I don't really care about with someone I don't know.<br /><br />My point was only that there's no need to be a douche. You don't find it funny, sweet. Good for you. Why ruin the fun everyone else (with the exception of George and Julie) is having just because you don't get the joke? Some might call that childish.<br /><br />Anyway, I think I'll let Nakia take over and move on. No hard feelings, I hope.<br /><br />Kisses!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-37627836824769171602009-10-22T15:44:37.099-07:002009-10-22T15:44:37.099-07:00"And it won't get funny again if you guys..."And it won't get funny again if you guys keep blowing sunshine up its currently unfunny ass."<br /><br />Some rather amusing observations of my own about this statement. One, that any opinion different from yours, who are enjoying the post and say so, are "blowing sunshine up its ass." Obviously, some folks are enjoying the entries. If you don't like it, move on and check back later? Just a thought. People's sense of entitlement on what an author, artist, entertainer or whatever it may be often amazes me. <br /><br />When I don't like something, I click the page and go to something else. If the majority come to not like something, silence speaks louder than any ranting and raving. I do agree the bickering can be amusing. But you are contributing just as much. If I'm in a theater and watching a movie and I don't like it, I feel no need to stand up in the middle of the theater and yell out how bad it is. I just walk out. Sure I'll tell my friends what I thought, but not people who don't know me from Adam (if you'll excuse the cliche.) <br /><br />I'm enjoying some of the comments more than the actual posts recently, but this site is the blogger's creation. I'm not going to begrudge him what he chooses to do with it.Nakiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10962982792838192003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-50464487203300670292009-10-22T14:51:13.298-07:002009-10-22T14:51:13.298-07:00Ropes and pulley systems are the ultimate human co...Ropes and pulley systems are the ultimate human containment system in my humble opinionRoflopagos Islandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05366695146671122357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-8591765783806765822009-10-22T14:08:28.927-07:002009-10-22T14:08:28.927-07:00You guys DO see the irony in sharing your opinion ...You guys DO see the irony in sharing your opinion about how much you don't like someone else's opinion, right? Let me explain it for you: when you get uber-defensive towards someone criticizing the site, you're not being any more interesting or contributory than they are. To put it easier for you simple folk: IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMEONE WHO IS COMPLAINING.<br /><br />And seriously, Jon, saying the exclamation point is a joke? Is that the best you've got? That's like me saying that because your name is missing an H, you must have a brain injury. Grow up.<br /><br />And sorry babies, but I'm here to stay in ALL of my critical glory. Because, the thing is, this blog used to be really funny. And it won't get funny again if you guys keep blowing sunshine up its currently unfunny ass. So, I'm going to keep stating my opinion, because it's actually JUST as valid as yours. <br /><br />Sorry if that bothers you. You can flame n' troll away if you want, because your half-baked attempts at insults are actually FUNNIER than the current content.<br /><br />Kisses!Sarah!https://www.blogger.com/profile/05708999488949882812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-1619187606726655182009-10-22T12:23:34.414-07:002009-10-22T12:23:34.414-07:00this isn't very funny.this isn't very funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4000964630139463512009-10-22T07:14:39.871-07:002009-10-22T07:14:39.871-07:00The dose of your meds currently seems perfect for ...The dose of your meds currently seems perfect for our entertainment value. Don't change a thing!Entrepreneur Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10560499933792398415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-38203918065517632752009-10-22T06:39:05.476-07:002009-10-22T06:39:05.476-07:00OMG entries that aren't funny to my personal s...OMG entries that aren't funny to my personal sense of humor! I must make my outrage known, and not only that but state it in a manner as if it applies to everyone else too! FUP and its readers must be informed that I have not found this joke funny, it didn't make me laugh. FUP has failed me personally and thus the world. <br /><br />Word verification: sanism. A mix of sane and sarcasm?Nakiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10962982792838192003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-33094683124471969802009-10-22T05:40:11.895-07:002009-10-22T05:40:11.895-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10937187725812105538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-41105873645939904842009-10-22T00:20:37.523-07:002009-10-22T00:20:37.523-07:00The only thing we can do is send in our brave alli...The only thing we can do is send in our brave allies the Seals and the SEALs. God have mercy on us all...mankind is now in the final stages of the evil plan of the Penguins.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00148091076602289239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-16228804088515629482009-10-21T20:48:03.203-07:002009-10-21T20:48:03.203-07:00I think that we are falling into the penguin's...I think that we are falling into the penguin's master plan. Fans are turning on one another when we could be banding together to rescue FUP.NJ Pigno https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212752943847413033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-43169746960467325942009-10-21T20:46:43.525-07:002009-10-21T20:46:43.525-07:00I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog t...I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!<br /><br />Buwahahahaha!The Silver Spring Penguinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11322411004740610162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-42841747675895529792009-10-21T20:35:59.600-07:002009-10-21T20:35:59.600-07:00To Sarah! (and George and Julie): First of all, th...To Sarah! (and George and Julie): First of all, this a joke. Kind of like that exclamation point at the end of Sarah!'s name. Get a sense of humor. Second of all, I'm still pretty sure no one cares. Like I said, if you don't like what's going on, go away. No one's holding you guys here. I'm guessing no one's holding you guys at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-25396882725476366892009-10-21T20:26:09.606-07:002009-10-21T20:26:09.606-07:00Where were those critics when Eron was f'ing t...Where were those critics when Eron was f'ing the economy? Hey, critics, go to the pole, check out the story and send us an email. We'll miss you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-72344317952739512342009-10-21T19:20:04.499-07:002009-10-21T19:20:04.499-07:00Uh oh, George and Julie...you totally put sand in ...Uh oh, George and Julie...you totally put sand in everyone's vaginae! Crazy how one truthful comment somehow outweighs weeks and weeks of inactivity and a mediocre return, eh?Sarah!https://www.blogger.com/profile/05708999488949882812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-63029131892657981532009-10-21T19:08:08.194-07:002009-10-21T19:08:08.194-07:00the raft of feces was ab excellent idea! we know ...the raft of feces was ab excellent idea! we know he has no shortade of the stuff!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-405329701024360252009-10-21T16:12:52.671-07:002009-10-21T16:12:52.671-07:00I hope you all heed this warning, don't take t...I hope you all heed this warning, don't take these flightless bastards lightly. No. Not one bit. Let me remind everyone of this far too frightening phrase, "Tennessee Tuxedo will NOT Fail!"Mike!https://www.blogger.com/profile/09876904412144644667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-83319400803885197352009-10-21T15:52:37.508-07:002009-10-21T15:52:37.508-07:00I especially like the Shakleton type raft made fro...I especially like the Shakleton type raft made from feces(hope those damn penguins have been feeding you enough fiber)-and if there's time on the way back, swing by elephant island. I heard the mermaids around there are sluts!Mr. Justinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10242248530295403946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-71544726112437799292009-10-21T14:08:03.313-07:002009-10-21T14:08:03.313-07:00I 'm really enjoying this week's entries :...I 'm really enjoying this week's entries :-)Tanyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05523198699309216328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-82901286727533206722009-10-21T13:47:41.742-07:002009-10-21T13:47:41.742-07:00Rico, that was GREAT, George and Julie, nobody wa...Rico, that was GREAT, George and Julie, nobody wants to hear it.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12098862576464937099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-39035503000825300752009-10-21T13:14:01.204-07:002009-10-21T13:14:01.204-07:00To George and Julie: No one cares. No one forces y...To George and Julie: No one cares. No one forces you to read this. Stop bringing everyone down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-55962656421957201922009-10-21T12:21:25.380-07:002009-10-21T12:21:25.380-07:00I agree with Julie.I agree with Julie.Bondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07518774156838755056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-79969568335272024012009-10-21T09:34:45.318-07:002009-10-21T09:34:45.318-07:00Okay, the police won't help - some BS about &q...Okay, the police won't help - some BS about "jurisdiction and treaty agreements" but I've convinced an entire legion of sharks, killer whales, leopard seals, and oil tankers to come for a dramatic rescue. However, there are things you must know and things you must do to escape.<br /><br />1. Penguins are scared shitless of Chewbacca. They self-identify with Jawas, Ugnaughts, and Ewoks but Chewie's roar makes them have panic attacks. Use this to shake their confidence.<br /><br />2. Penguins are highly susceptible to the sound of Morgan Freeman's voice. Once you've scared them Wookie-style, use your best MF imitation to convince them to let you outside for a piss.<br /><br />3. Soak the ice-door they are holding you under. Though it's super-easy to spot ice doors in the Antarctic, there are so many of them we have to know which one you're under.<br /><br />4. As a back-up plan, fashion a Shackleton-type raft from your own feces. It's cold as fuck down there so that shouldn't be a problem. If the penguins ask, tell them you're making a nest (they'll "get it").<br /><br />You should be home in no time!Ricohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04857579270001901786noreply@blogger.com