tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post6371990226143595628..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Thanks for "gracing" us with your presenceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-78955874831064428942010-03-18T15:47:09.087-07:002010-03-18T15:47:09.087-07:00a killer whale is actually a dolphin, not a whale!...a killer whale is actually a dolphin, not a whale!!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08789508630415824936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-74260520423885685162009-12-20T21:40:20.853-08:002009-12-20T21:40:20.853-08:00Man, I completely agree with this. On a boat for h...Man, I completely agree with this. On a boat for hours trying to see whales and then one popped up on the opposite side of the boat and by the time I ran over there it was gone and never came back. <br /><br />Also, Orca's are not whales they are technically dolphins. So, fuck you dolphin!Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09263661769839959715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-16267108691155279122009-09-28T12:07:27.045-07:002009-09-28T12:07:27.045-07:00I should have known. Of course, the products panda...I should have known. Of course, the products panda has gotten to the orca, too. Must be a black and white unity thing. We know you're a dolphin, orca, you aren't fooling anyone. Wait, most of the commentary indicates buying into your lie about being a "killer" whale. You're just another douchebag dolphin, and hawking cheap dresses and fake watches from Chinese panda won't change anything. Do the world a favor and beach yourself in search of penguin. Lying dickhead tool!Qaliqohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12805825028445680809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-79234474536753395622009-09-19T07:56:00.793-07:002009-09-19T07:56:00.793-07:00You what? You claim you're just big boned and...You what? You claim you're just big boned and all you eat is salad. Liar.monkeyboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14959138506883971158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-54653724616725556242009-09-13T21:16:46.939-07:002009-09-13T21:16:46.939-07:00HAHAHA FTW stands for fuck the whales and for the ...HAHAHA FTW stands for fuck the whales and for the win. FTW FTWPetre Panhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09116806277306186024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-63252839868995755542009-02-06T07:31:00.000-08:002009-02-06T07:31:00.000-08:00Somewhere a whale is laughing at you<A HREF="http://www.cafepress.com/dorid.292250350" REL="nofollow">Somewhere a whale is laughing at you</A>Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02474434988848889088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-8309946596746551942009-01-08T10:12:00.000-08:002009-01-08T10:12:00.000-08:00try a beluga whale...canadian beluga whale..they a...try a beluga whale...canadian beluga whale..they are attention whoresYour baby is an assholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02263261105576663918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23795626042933949072008-12-23T23:36:00.000-08:002008-12-23T23:36:00.000-08:00save the whales? no, fuck the whales.save the whales? no, fuck the whales.nshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09672440753502149787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-21415121503255388792008-12-22T19:15:00.000-08:002008-12-22T19:15:00.000-08:00You're killing me! Love the blog.You're killing me! Love the blog.Mark Johnstonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04472397798923289719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-17083245060631778702008-12-22T17:46:00.000-08:002008-12-22T17:46:00.000-08:00This beautiful whale is an evil prima donna. Just ...This beautiful whale is an evil prima donna. Just phoning it in.Madame Lethargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05473825658269875716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4018748754867507732008-12-22T09:18:00.000-08:002008-12-22T09:18:00.000-08:00Whale, your fucking dorsal fin would look and tast...Whale, your fucking dorsal fin would look and taste great in my soup. The eskimos can have your blubber. <BR/><BR/>Han Solo thought you smelled bad on the outside...Gastronomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12846313794679538611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-67955282709251720682008-12-20T19:53:00.000-08:002008-12-20T19:53:00.000-08:00Well, you can't trust someone dressed in black and...Well, you can't trust someone dressed in black and white... there's a reason those were prison colours. Fuckin' whales... Free Willy? I think not. Send Willy to the chair? You fuckin' betcha!BiteSize Literaturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08177828730686870276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-17265369669319026302008-12-20T09:50:00.000-08:002008-12-20T09:50:00.000-08:00Like you, FYP, I went whale watching off the Glouc...Like you, FYP, I went whale watching off the Gloucester coast. I was looking so hard for signs of whale activity, I almost saw my own lunch again. Finally, some whales did show up for work. <BR/><BR/>Did you know that the whale's tail is called a fluke? I guess that's because it was a FLUKE we even saw you out cavorting in the big ocean, giving us the whale tail symbol of the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate! <BR/><BR/>Hey, we paid good money to come see you, and you give us the flip-off? Is that any way to run a capitalist enterprise, Whale? I mean don't you have the slightest clue about customer service? Whaz up, whale? You think dissin' your customer is gonna get you flying around in customized jets with those special tanks for endangered species? <BR/><BR/>Y'gotta please the customer, whale, that's they way the whole free enterprise thing works. Y'think I owe you something, whale? How about the friggin' $35 bucks I shelled out just to see you? I'm never going to shop in your ocean again, and I'm going to tell all my friends to do the same!Nancy Coppockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01938274161807178689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-22095079326023971142008-12-20T07:29:00.000-08:002008-12-20T07:29:00.000-08:00and what's with the built-in mask? who does he thi...and what's with the built-in mask? who does he think he is? a fucking bandit? like no one would notice that fat bastard trying to rob a bank.<BR/>i mean he LOOKS LIKE A COP CAR!!!<BR/><BR/>oh and BEST BLOG EVER.rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15604658862621296354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-14808421541908247962008-12-20T00:26:00.000-08:002008-12-20T00:26:00.000-08:00OH, be kind - he's just a giant fish who would rat...OH, be kind - he's just a giant fish who would rather be a panda bear. <BR/><BR/>Think of it like the sea version of the cat lady. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildensteinlaughykatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14384594781439897282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-839118590184558282008-12-19T23:29:00.000-08:002008-12-19T23:29:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00771308887531959626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-45585469716306313352008-12-19T23:27:00.000-08:002008-12-19T23:27:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00771308887531959626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-50091757125436003602008-12-19T22:10:00.000-08:002008-12-19T22:10:00.000-08:00I hate whales, but at least they're not dolphins. ...I hate whales, but at least they're not dolphins. FUCK DOLPHINS! Stupid fish.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-11001330469891938242008-12-19T19:30:00.000-08:002008-12-19T19:30:00.000-08:00that fat whale bastard.that fat whale bastard.Cassaundrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18044490606757042530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-49717830245060545302008-12-19T19:04:00.000-08:002008-12-19T19:04:00.000-08:00All these whales can $uck my Moby DickAll these whales can $uck my Moby DickN1Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14218407710383196468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-45847123702633013082008-12-19T18:13:00.000-08:002008-12-19T18:13:00.000-08:00Looks like a fuckin' sea Zebra. Or a gang banger i...Looks like a fuckin' sea Zebra. Or a gang banger in a wetsuit. "Yo, look out, I'm da gangsta killa whale". Fuck you Willie. You're gonna chill in a net soon enough. Those Asian fisherman don't give a shit. You're worth what you weigh, fatso.hutch1200https://www.blogger.com/profile/16628115978586914902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-3402435280515390742008-12-19T16:48:00.000-08:002008-12-19T16:48:00.000-08:00HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Fuck...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>"Fuck you!" No, no, FUCK YOU!Adrianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03653124103768175923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-39288687519976387902008-12-19T15:02:00.000-08:002008-12-19T15:02:00.000-08:00Also, call that a "song"? I don't fucking think so...Also, call that a "song"? I don't fucking think so. My ears are bleeding. Who do you think you are, whale? Britney fucking Spears?<BR/>I'm not angry. I'm just so damn disappointed.Wafflehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02907816708805451116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-73197846779678592632008-12-19T14:42:00.000-08:002008-12-19T14:42:00.000-08:00What I'd like to know is where the fuck this DOLPH...What I'd like to know is where the fuck this DOLPHIN gets off calling itself a WHALE in the first place. A toothy cetacean does not a whale make. Asshole.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03761656197134824892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-15710572222855155632008-12-19T14:37:00.000-08:002008-12-19T14:37:00.000-08:00and you know what else? my fucking can of tuna tas...and you know what else? my fucking can of tuna tasted a whole lot better when those arrogant jagoffs where mooshed-up in there!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09743623631290375155noreply@blogger.com