tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post6892980717819443032..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: On The Origin of DouchebagsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-89425080330065583982009-07-14T21:44:20.646-07:002009-07-14T21:44:20.646-07:00He makes my lady parts wince.He makes my lady parts wince.WonderGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04858368047396996816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-41362228456520071442009-07-13T14:47:53.561-07:002009-07-13T14:47:53.561-07:00Look, I don't want to side with the Iguana, bu...Look, I don't want to side with the Iguana, but <i>I</i> heard that he was just paid for acting the part... Seems like he's fooled everyone.I am the Bandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09375424520448223278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-19118033786244111542009-07-10T07:38:01.491-07:002009-07-10T07:38:01.491-07:00That lizard is CUT. Probably on the juice.That lizard is CUT. Probably on the juice.The Silver Spring Penguinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11322411004740610162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-87220790326409937412009-07-09T16:01:02.117-07:002009-07-09T16:01:02.117-07:00What kind of lizard has *man-boobs* like that? Won...What kind of lizard has *man-boobs* like that? Won't somebody please think of the children?!!???!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64522096235880861832009-07-09T15:58:25.132-07:002009-07-09T15:58:25.132-07:00What kind of sleazebag lizard has *man-boobs* like...What kind of sleazebag lizard has *man-boobs* like this?Won't somebody please think of the children?!!?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-75102828394859899512009-07-08T16:54:12.534-07:002009-07-08T16:54:12.534-07:00A galapagos guido? Damn.....I believe it is! The...A galapagos guido? Damn.....I believe it is! They grow outside Jersey!nltismehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04489619626722839935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-57305604116191366482009-07-07T23:34:58.930-07:002009-07-07T23:34:58.930-07:00You spit on my food one more time and I promise I ...You spit on my food one more time and I promise I will bitch slap you off your Galapagos!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-69898763363130641222009-07-07T14:59:13.200-07:002009-07-07T14:59:13.200-07:00Even Ron Jeremy knows when his time has passed. Ha...Even Ron Jeremy knows when his time has passed. Hang it up, L.I.!Evan Thoreau Heigerthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04752949114577953939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-67836285277903764432009-07-07T14:46:32.525-07:002009-07-07T14:46:32.525-07:00Is that a pinky ring I see?Is that a pinky ring I see?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-34075339685264165082009-07-07T10:54:46.217-07:002009-07-07T10:54:46.217-07:00I feel so dirty. Does anyone know his cell number?...I feel so dirty. Does anyone know his cell number?Isonomisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09453935939171338581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-67040341667453634732009-07-07T09:40:16.994-07:002009-07-07T09:40:16.994-07:00Cut the iguana some slack. He is showing his respe...Cut the iguana some slack. He is showing his respect for the Michael Jackson festivities.<br /><br />By the way, he would be back under his rock but there is a congressman there already at taxpayers expense on a junket to prove Darwinian theory of survival of the fittest. <br /><br />Word verification; psycouvet66https://www.blogger.com/profile/07138153738393721582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-2213365110164802152009-07-07T06:04:25.222-07:002009-07-07T06:04:25.222-07:00"Hey baby, come check out my rock."
&quo..."Hey baby, come check out my rock."<br />"No thank you."<br />"Aw, what's the matter? Let me buy you a drink so you can relax."<br />"No thank you."<br />"Well, that's alright cuz the sight of you leaving is even better than the sight of you coming. But if you came with me, you'd be coming all night. Yow!"<br /><br />GROSS.SophisticatedBrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14587144447301072286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23957552169362162262009-07-06T19:06:38.593-07:002009-07-06T19:06:38.593-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Vijayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415333309654689529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-81780275445101354042009-07-06T19:02:21.760-07:002009-07-06T19:02:21.760-07:00I know this is elitist but - well, the beer gut is...I know this is elitist but - well, the beer gut is unattractive.WR https://www.blogger.com/profile/05730763054918340998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-52749783262249347522009-07-06T16:35:36.947-07:002009-07-06T16:35:36.947-07:00You can play coy all you want, but you'll be t...You can play coy all you want, but you'll be thinking about him all the way home.Technogeekboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01239891680774063800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-13778778598448378562009-07-06T14:45:46.616-07:002009-07-06T14:45:46.616-07:00well hello there cutie...well hello there cutie...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-27232492773165096962009-07-06T14:25:54.829-07:002009-07-06T14:25:54.829-07:00Notice how he's holding his arms kind of funny...Notice how he's holding his arms kind of funny? That's to make his biceps look bigger. Wotta sleaze.Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05827682993126698431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-26403490780112762682009-07-06T13:34:15.854-07:002009-07-06T13:34:15.854-07:00Yeah - he has that kinda breath that would knock y...Yeah - he has that kinda breath that would knock you out cold and you'd be in his lair before you knew whether his condo was on time-share or just rented by the hourLady Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04797024837774358632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-33651534410382279862009-07-06T11:18:54.790-07:002009-07-06T11:18:54.790-07:00His eyes are kind of making me hot!His eyes are kind of making me hot!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-69655515779721704802009-07-06T11:10:39.562-07:002009-07-06T11:10:39.562-07:00He thinks he's Jabba the fucking Hutt.He thinks he's Jabba the fucking Hutt.Mike!https://www.blogger.com/profile/09876904412144644667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-70493092481759108872009-07-06T10:29:25.055-07:002009-07-06T10:29:25.055-07:00Oh my that arrogant look on his face... :-POh my that arrogant look on his face... :-PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-19406749303831827422009-07-06T09:37:07.573-07:002009-07-06T09:37:07.573-07:00The title of this actually made me spit. Also, I&#...The title of this actually made me spit. Also, I'm sending this to Sleazebag's human equivalant asap.the un-bridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15080583721005285729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-53647315240421444692009-07-06T09:34:41.384-07:002009-07-06T09:34:41.384-07:00OOOOO I love a little beach porn...sexy...OOOOO I love a little beach porn...sexy...@elohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15974297923741455898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-83321094299388878162009-07-06T09:14:49.437-07:002009-07-06T09:14:49.437-07:00The Warren Beatty of Reptiles.The Warren Beatty of Reptiles.Glory von Hathorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04045115246564812877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-37885298973540657152009-07-06T08:38:48.203-07:002009-07-06T08:38:48.203-07:00That creepy-ass grin tells me that he is getting b...That creepy-ass grin tells me that he is getting blown by a tourist that he lured behind his rock.<br /><br />Fucking pervert!!!PhilBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10446742361819532177noreply@blogger.com