tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post7861378957255683508..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: What the fuck are you looking at?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4406107868205882612010-10-24T22:09:06.672-07:002010-10-24T22:09:06.672-07:00Oh, thank you Sesli Chat for sharing! I'm in ...Oh, thank you <a href="http://www.seslisohbetbk.com/" title="seslichat" rel="nofollow">Sesli Chat</a> for sharing! 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It is better than an armadillo popping out of a sun roof in his custom limo and giving you a big stink eye because you know he makes twice as much money as you do.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15967440291813584285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-10752965311214508672009-04-15T16:30:00.000-07:002009-04-15T16:30:00.000-07:00Seriously! I mean, who does he think he is! And ...Seriously! I mean, who does he think he is! And what's up with the heavy armor? Have you EVER seen an armadillo out in an actual war? You don't any pictures of armadillos in photos of Vietnam or Iraq, do you?<br /> Ring ring! Know who it is, armadillo? The Army Surplus Store: they called and want their gear back!ConceptCreaturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02044362276399145977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-73509245980224514742009-03-31T10:56:00.000-07:002009-03-31T10:56:00.000-07:00What make you so tough Mr. Dillo looks like you ne...What make you so tough Mr. Dillo looks like you need some lotion to me! Let me see you pick up an pen and write your name uhhh think not! The only person you should be looking at hard is yourself I would hide in a bucket too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-18862800345541578092009-03-26T19:03:00.000-07:002009-03-26T19:03:00.000-07:00Fuck you armadillo. Your smug attitude is not beco...Fuck you armadillo. Your smug attitude is not becoming of someone of your stature in the crustacean phyla. You walk around with a false sense of security. Firmly believing your armor plates will protect you from predators and other bullies within the animal kingdom. Well I've got news for you asshole....a Chevy Suburban is not an animal, but it will crack your ass like a walnut getting sat on by Rosie O'Donnell. It must be entirely humiliating to be dumber than a fucking chicken...because at least they can cross the damn road. Instead we see you and your 62 gazillion asshole cousins halfway across the road....dead. I guess you're listening to too many Louden Wainright III songs you miserable fuck. And here's a question I'd like answered- how in the hell did you get a reprieve from Darwin you 8,000 B.C. mutant? I hope you die a slow and miserable death. Now there's a stretch of imagination.Kevin Demskyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07637953464939260317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-38183450507763244322009-03-14T21:29:00.000-07:002009-03-14T21:29:00.000-07:00An armadillo has an exo-skeleton and is therefore ...An armadillo has an exo-skeleton and is therefore not even an animal. It is a bug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-6648851163288989732009-03-11T23:58:00.000-07:002009-03-11T23:58:00.000-07:00bucket of poopbucket of poopUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12237269947516973988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-74418229311131766462009-03-08T13:59:00.000-07:002009-03-08T13:59:00.000-07:00Hey! That armadillos nose looks an awful lot like ...Hey! That armadillos nose looks an awful lot like my missing vacuum hose attachment. Coincidence? I think not.Jo Nicholsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09288977352930327251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-83745255390183388062009-03-07T23:09:00.000-08:002009-03-07T23:09:00.000-08:00Hey fuck you penguin, are you really Bill Murray? ...Hey fuck you penguin, are you really Bill Murray? Because you sound just like him! And I believe that's a sub-species called the mopidillo.jill or jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17334095362862583230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-29791631356418165412009-03-06T13:26:00.000-08:002009-03-06T13:26:00.000-08:00did you know that you can get leprosy from a dead ...did you know that you can get leprosy from a dead armadillo?wordwitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00089807003206629872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-40526803784279021292009-03-05T06:13:00.000-08:002009-03-05T06:13:00.000-08:00Damn thing needs to shave its pits, too!Damn thing needs to shave its pits, too!Jerry T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15776637352194781329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-63185976834364506632009-03-05T05:59:00.000-08:002009-03-05T05:59:00.000-08:00I love how he's peering over the edge of his hipst...I love how he's peering over the edge of his hipster Dracula collar.Lackluster Procrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15629495914654940392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-16545753808364787212009-03-05T03:21:00.000-08:002009-03-05T03:21:00.000-08:00I have just begun following this blog, and I have ...I have just begun following this blog, and I have to compliment you on your very subtle and potent mix of outrage, humour and compassion. It is devastating, and sometimes makes me love you a little more than one blogger should another.Devikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08828319871954569594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-16955799268762984672009-03-05T00:13:00.000-08:002009-03-05T00:13:00.000-08:00This is my first visit to your blog. It's kind of ...This is my first visit to your blog. It's kind of funny!Mr. Rushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02716795676571101941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-21083785926282511362009-03-05T00:11:00.000-08:002009-03-05T00:11:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06407382368769328932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-10703887543099772102009-03-04T22:53:00.000-08:002009-03-04T22:53:00.000-08:00Armadillos are stupid creatures. I once had one w...Armadillos are stupid creatures. I once had one waddle right up to me in a forest in Georgia. I proceeded to kick him, (I had no idea what his intentions were)and that little bitch flew a few feet, then waddled off like any other dumb ass Armadillo would.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12137070187167491185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-62906242856359851672009-03-04T19:54:00.000-08:002009-03-04T19:54:00.000-08:00What a dumb bastard...he took his glasses off ~ do...What a dumb bastard...he took his glasses off ~ doesn't even know he is standing in a bucket!WR https://www.blogger.com/profile/05730763054918340998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4654357802983434642009-03-04T19:31:00.000-08:002009-03-04T19:31:00.000-08:00It's only a matter of time until you're dead on th...It's only a matter of time until you're dead on the side of the road like every other armadillo who's not hiding in a bucket, you coward.kristinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11834630556198798673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-90525182224953336222009-03-04T19:30:00.000-08:002009-03-04T19:30:00.000-08:00Why do they always seem to be in buckets? Koala wa...Why do they always seem to be in buckets? Koala was lounging in a bucket too. Assholes.Heddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14845250553600405293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-41501074033645701832009-03-04T19:21:00.000-08:002009-03-04T19:21:00.000-08:00Your nose looks just like my old dust-buster.Your nose looks just like my old dust-buster.Mamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15909349464805053066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-82238096071114296432009-03-04T19:13:00.000-08:002009-03-04T19:13:00.000-08:00Dear Armadillo,Get out of my bucket and get into a...Dear Armadillo,<BR/><BR/>Get out of my bucket and get into a pot where I will cook you for soup.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/>EveryoneJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03715052780153033070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-74359862303667256572009-03-04T19:00:00.000-08:002009-03-04T19:00:00.000-08:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKoovVjqUchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKoovVjqUcMOTdesignshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09004296653864790651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-29950667645704489962009-03-04T18:36:00.000-08:002009-03-04T18:36:00.000-08:00Armadillo-Seriously, what are you, a fucking mop? ...Armadillo-<BR/><BR/>Seriously, what are you, a fucking mop? <BR/><BR/>It's been done:<BR/><BR/>http://wordnerd44.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/wheres-spoon/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-51246411028433768472009-03-04T16:59:00.000-08:002009-03-04T16:59:00.000-08:00Around here, that is known as a "opposum on the ha...Around here, that is known as a "opposum on the half shell." At night they become an "Arkansas Speedbump." Then there's the old favorite, "Armored Possum." <BR/><BR/>Still though, slightly more evolved rat with terrible eyesight.OzarkTroutBumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11795468558162634946noreply@blogger.com