tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post7946186924496935930..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: A terrorist is bornUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-18569619302847232742009-08-10T21:15:53.949-07:002009-08-10T21:15:53.949-07:00this made me laugh. one one hand because, OF COURS...this made me laugh. one one hand because, OF COURSE HER LABOR lasted only seconds! It's like a human delivering a moth... <br />and second... This was simply the funniest blog post I've EVER read.Mistyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09505420894898738638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-44365764638239863012009-08-10T01:36:24.594-07:002009-08-10T01:36:24.594-07:00What the fuck?! A video of yourself actually being...What the fuck?! A video of yourself actually being born in San Diego is so totally not proof you're American. I can see you're lining up your co-conspirators now so that you can wave this in our face in 45 years when you run for president, Panda. Oh, yes. We're not stupid. <br /><br />I demand an original birth certificate.girl6https://www.blogger.com/profile/03281929585006049455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-79726976715749690902009-08-09T14:33:18.593-07:002009-08-09T14:33:18.593-07:00Who said, "...and that's a wrap" on ...Who said, "...and that's a wrap" on this one? That baby panda is NOT finished. Get back in there and get cuter, baby panda. RIGHT.FREAKEN.NOW!dARci sPiKErhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09893376548745736549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-59344535423717330052009-08-09T10:23:31.647-07:002009-08-09T10:23:31.647-07:00That panda mom made childbirth look as easy as pin...That panda mom made childbirth look as easy as pinching a f***ing loaf, wtf. Why are those things endangered if they can squeeze out offspring like a tiny zit??????L.A. Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07047697321884415004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-73954780943060155052009-08-09T07:54:27.907-07:002009-08-09T07:54:27.907-07:00I got no beef with pandas. If I was starving I...I got no beef with pandas. If I was starving I'd eat one though.Joe Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15826760326409421626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-44560397903766254442009-08-08T11:05:46.837-07:002009-08-08T11:05:46.837-07:00cute. but where is the video?cute. but where is the video?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-54140638001400820182009-08-07T23:58:36.760-07:002009-08-07T23:58:36.760-07:00Dear Panda,
Quit breeding. I think we have enough...Dear Panda,<br /><br />Quit breeding. I think we have enough of you.<br /><br /><br />Regards,<br />Everyone<br /><a href="http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/</a>Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03715052780153033070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-60131790032509280292009-08-07T22:59:05.274-07:002009-08-07T22:59:05.274-07:00Why does it always have to be a black/white thing?...Why does it always have to be a black/white thing? Huh?Jo Nicholsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09288977352930327251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-15828760294824568432009-08-07T14:14:21.159-07:002009-08-07T14:14:21.159-07:00First: Pandas are ONLY born at 6:66 a.m. This is t...First: Pandas are ONLY born at 6:66 a.m. This is the most wicked time of day, first because of the sixes and secondly because it's in the morning!!!<br /><br />Second: See that third birthday photo? You know WHO ELSE imprisoned young nubile women and used them as decorations in a gloating mockery of all that is good? Jabba the Hut, that's who.Jean Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06322816081911271000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-5060038114159063872009-08-07T10:55:26.761-07:002009-08-07T10:55:26.761-07:00"Though the Giant Panda is often assumed to b..."Though the Giant Panda is often assumed to be docile, it has been known to attack humans, presumably out of irritation."<br /><br />Get your heads out of the sand, people. These things are trouble waiting to happen. I know a guy who had his car stolen by a panda. That's right, grand theft auto. Give me a burlap bag, some rope and a few rocks and I'll sort this out sharpish. Someone is going to have to get their hands dirty.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16443614913928524188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-69215570046309519102009-08-07T09:50:34.381-07:002009-08-07T09:50:34.381-07:00Would somebody please warn people about this nasty...Would somebody please warn people about this nasty little fucker here?<br /><br />http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/5966251/The-weirdest-animals-on-Planet-Earth.html?image=6Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07539043298473227211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-79146259626030607032009-08-07T06:25:01.333-07:002009-08-07T06:25:01.333-07:00Zookeepers are sick...it's enough to celebrate...Zookeepers are sick...it's enough to celebrate a panda's birthday- but he gets women and a cake?<br /><br />Who the hell does he think he is- P.Diddy?BioPeachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11302958624323518063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-16883068198481899502009-08-07T00:22:11.481-07:002009-08-07T00:22:11.481-07:00Note how embarrassed the mommy panda was about it&...Note how embarrassed the mommy panda was about it's ugly assed kid, couldn't hide it from the world quick enough. No wonder she's got big dark rings under her eyes, she gave birth to a friggin freak!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-7325065387701345722009-08-06T21:24:12.627-07:002009-08-06T21:24:12.627-07:006:66 - now that worries me! "Coincidence?&qu...6:66 - now that worries me! "Coincidence?" - I think not. Panda births and 6:66...very troubling. Perhaps it means that number combination should be played in a lottery, win a fortune, fund FU, P. in starting an exotic animal rescue... Pandas and gorilla kept in seperate ares of course. <br /><br />Ok, never mind, another bad idea...WR https://www.blogger.com/profile/05730763054918340998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-8540713825003087532009-08-06T19:37:56.485-07:002009-08-06T19:37:56.485-07:006.66 hehe would have been good if that time actual...6.66 hehe would have been good if that time actually existed. 4.58 AM i believe said in video :-) amazing video of the baby though.Simon Leonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10876960777476668265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-20362731499798732182009-08-06T18:09:30.846-07:002009-08-06T18:09:30.846-07:00Long time reader, first time poster. Please in the...Long time reader, first time poster. Please in the future include Vomit Warning before that series of pictures. The plane was the final straw. kthxkellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08183686721305419157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-71775103382359528852009-08-06T16:01:32.828-07:002009-08-06T16:01:32.828-07:00Oh, dear. The gorilla seriously looks like a guy I...Oh, dear. The gorilla seriously looks like a guy I dated in junior high. I should call him up and demand some $$ for not posting his name. Always an entrepreneur... <br />Wait. That's extortion. Same thing.Entrepreneur Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10560499933792398415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-7377190216505855852009-08-06T16:00:25.785-07:002009-08-06T16:00:25.785-07:00haha I love it! I LOL'd at the picture of the ...haha I love it! I LOL'd at the picture of the Panda on the plane.FelixelGatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04327638849832746665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-24408126682331444112009-08-06T15:36:13.785-07:002009-08-06T15:36:13.785-07:006:66 this morning, you say?6:66 this morning, you say?Hayleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01478358080370162367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-7521521227650755152009-08-06T14:41:36.304-07:002009-08-06T14:41:36.304-07:00Does anyone remember the movie "Ice Pirates&q...Does anyone remember the movie "Ice Pirates"? In that movie the spaceship got Space Herpes that look EXACTLY LIKE THAT BABY PANDA. <br /><br />It all fits. Nasty little outbreak disguises itself as something you want to cuddle then...BAM!<br /><br />Well FUCK YOU panda jerks! We may only have Valtrex for herpes but I know humankind will find a cure for you!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09167198954055472673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-91158523630410799952009-08-06T12:08:51.165-07:002009-08-06T12:08:51.165-07:00Pandas on planes!?! Talk about being soft on terro...Pandas on planes!?! Talk about being soft on terrorism! Why not just let the guy with 12 sticks of dynamite strapped on to his chest saunter on board too? I bet Bill Clinton had something to do with this. Has Fox News been alerted to this latest threat to our national security?Mister 1-2-3-4https://www.blogger.com/profile/08106155326206515362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-21381108089142663952009-08-06T11:55:31.660-07:002009-08-06T11:55:31.660-07:00Surely, you must then see this:
http://vids.myspa...Surely, you must then see this:<br /><br />http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=3348730<br /><br />Pandas are freaks.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580785545469505179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-661159447625003682009-08-06T11:46:34.062-07:002009-08-06T11:46:34.062-07:00I don't bother with Pandas till they've hi...I don't bother with Pandas till they've hit the heavy kohl stage.Glory von Hathorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04045115246564812877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-75510276425283078742009-08-06T11:17:46.125-07:002009-08-06T11:17:46.125-07:00Shit.uh..oh my...bad time to have an avatar that &...Shit.uh..oh my...bad time to have an avatar that "appears" to be a Panda.<br /><br />My photo,a Panda dog, and is a world away from the horror planet shown above.WE are not brothers in arms.<br /><br />Please,i harm no ones and love this country and support all the wars of U.s. terror.No but really,if those chicks want to stand me up and torture me then it's on!! I will choke slam(drunkin master) them both and set that cake on fire.<br /><br />*"Pocket of Big Panda" was priceless!gregoryyyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01918354901723031468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-38771586581784786782009-08-06T10:53:55.694-07:002009-08-06T10:53:55.694-07:00Good God, what has the world come to?Good God, what has the world come to?Jodihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01622787329071238097noreply@blogger.com