tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post8235956734106109235..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Oh, are bunnies associated with Easter?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-35987969743424669492009-04-27T10:23:00.000-07:002009-04-27T10:23:00.000-07:00Why is there so much (legitimate) anti-bunny senti...Why is there so much (legitimate) anti-bunny sentiment expressed in these comments, while all the comments on the well-reasoned "Why I Hate Bunnies" (http://2log.biz/?blog_id=280) are so overwhelmingly pro-bunny?S.K. Azoulayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17507996219511471374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-53119847150598328002009-04-25T01:50:00.000-07:002009-04-25T01:50:00.000-07:00Aww, how cute is that photo! =DAww, how cute is that photo! =DSGRMSE.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05196092150293294466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-76444957096856313452009-04-20T18:09:00.000-07:002009-04-20T18:09:00.000-07:00Easter bunny mystery unveiled.
Isn't it obvious t...Easter bunny mystery unveiled.<br /><br />Isn't it obvious that this Easter tradition parallels the Super Bowl's Turducken (but in reverse); surely there was an ancient ritual by the name Christharegg! <br /><br />The blessed egg shat by the blessed hare shat by the blessed JC, himself.<br /><br />A miracle of anal proportions!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-26050426105805440142009-04-16T01:11:00.000-07:002009-04-16T01:11:00.000-07:00RABBI - T. Coincidence? I don't think so.RABBI - T. Coincidence? I don't think so.silvergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14236514313945471877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-33313950348440055452009-04-13T23:35:00.000-07:002009-04-13T23:35:00.000-07:00Don't forget, Jesus dyed eggs for your sins. This ...Don't forget, Jesus dyed eggs for your sins. This explains the colorful eggs of Easter. I guess the Christians had to kick it up a notch to get the Pagans' attention.LesleyRJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10638986453646491193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-16314911762482861502009-04-12T11:03:00.000-07:002009-04-12T11:03:00.000-07:00Easter is associated with spring, which is the tim...Easter is associated with spring, which is the time of "rebirth" and fertility. We all know how fertile rabbits are! Eggs, and rabbits are both signs of fertillity. Get it. I that Easter was stolen from the pegans anyhow, it falls on the first sunday after the the full moon after the Vernal Eqinox. I mean how much more pegan can you get?KDoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04628038133813814791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-32039854323021331832009-04-11T22:04:00.000-07:002009-04-11T22:04:00.000-07:00Mary Baine: I checked out the comments to see if a...Mary Baine: <BR/>I checked out the comments to see if anyone had already explained the rabbit-fertility-spring-pagan thing. When I read, "jesus christ is also very special, because he hatches from one of the bunny's eggs on easter morning," I had unwisely just taken a large drink of soda. <BR/><BR/>I shall be spending the next three hours cleaning the Coke™ off of my screen, keyboard, desk, walls, floor, desk items, and clothing. I am considering all that cleaning my punishment for being Little Miss "oh hi let me educate you" on the internet. Serves me right.Elaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04843051484974917287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-23016118159515846972009-04-11T21:46:00.000-07:002009-04-11T21:46:00.000-07:00I love this blog so muchI love this blog so muchFranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11410459781505638228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-67314556723717159642009-04-11T19:19:00.000-07:002009-04-11T19:19:00.000-07:00easter bunny needs to spend more time with his cou...easter bunny needs to spend more time with his cousin, the soft-spoken death harbinger in donnie darko. that's a bunny i can respect.Lanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09663248865819266276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-51725225882719015602009-04-11T17:21:00.000-07:002009-04-11T17:21:00.000-07:00Hilarious post!Hilarious post!Peacheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16360689806062676175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-705904798429315312009-04-11T12:44:00.000-07:002009-04-11T12:44:00.000-07:00LMFAOO this is too funnyLMFAOO this is too funnyw&shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17498913188580507986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-54296864058289908912009-04-11T12:40:00.000-07:002009-04-11T12:40:00.000-07:00Rather than a bunny, Easter should be symbolized b...Rather than a bunny, Easter should be symbolized by a giant scorpion attacking a nuclear power plant. And instead of getting chocolate, little kids should be made to toss throwing stars at beehives to suck the honey that drips out.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10190134636452791068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-18986882905587235652009-04-11T09:51:00.000-07:002009-04-11T09:51:00.000-07:00The bunny is a lie.The bunny is a lie.robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00649220474702613598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-91323852929988029982009-04-11T08:50:00.000-07:002009-04-11T08:50:00.000-07:00It wasn't until I was about 14 when I realised tha...It wasn't until I was about 14 when I realised that bunnies don't lay eggs...ms toast burnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01814575117201965403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-14137723995035151402009-04-11T07:58:00.000-07:002009-04-11T07:58:00.000-07:00I hate how when you hold bunnies you can feel all ...I hate how when you hold bunnies you can feel all their organs through their fur. Gross.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64402241726285556802009-04-11T07:35:00.000-07:002009-04-11T07:35:00.000-07:00"You need to get your own thing, Bunny, a white no..."You need to get your own thing, Bunny, a white nose and perky ears is only going to get you so far."<BR/><BR/>And the cute, cotton-white tail. Don't forget the tail.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03482695081117583779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-12921885712151077852009-04-10T22:01:00.000-07:002009-04-10T22:01:00.000-07:00my friends, put your thinking caps on: the easter ...my friends, put your thinking caps on: the easter bunny is SPECIAL because he lays eggs. and jesus christ is also very special, because he hatches from one of the bunny's eggs on easter morning. we celebrate on this one day of the year the miraculous ability of the bunny to hatch a new god, when all other days bunnies just eat and shit. little dry turds like coco-puffs.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04241002433823565252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-55970807252170179442009-04-10T21:16:00.000-07:002009-04-10T21:16:00.000-07:00YESSS!!!!!YESSS!!!!!L1https://www.blogger.com/profile/12619373787060730882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-59419163430081022192009-04-10T19:47:00.000-07:002009-04-10T19:47:00.000-07:00So to go along with the concise explanation above,...So to go along with the concise explanation above, <BR/>When the pagans were being converted, the Christians absorbed some pagan traditions to make them more amenable to the conversion. That's where we get eggs and bunnies from fertility rites like Ostara for Easter, and yule logs and pine trees from Yule for Christmas. Also, this is why we celebrate Christmas in late December and not on Jesus's actual birthday (some time mid to late summer). More information here: <BR/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter<BR/>http://www.religioustolerance.org/easter1.htmAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00733275345093578787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-87106585967456118552009-04-10T19:03:00.000-07:002009-04-10T19:03:00.000-07:00Bunny is probably Jewish. I know what you're thin...Bunny is probably Jewish. I know what you're thinking -"Bunny" isn't even a Jewish name but what the heck, Bunny doesn't look Jewish either. It is what it is. No Jews ... no Easter. Hence his presence...<BR/><BR/>The price of assimilation. "Bunny" use to be Moshe _ doesn't work does it!WR https://www.blogger.com/profile/05730763054918340998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-67175047701313715592009-04-10T17:55:00.000-07:002009-04-10T17:55:00.000-07:00Leviticus 11:6 King James Version "And the hare, b...Leviticus 11:6 <BR/>King James Version<BR/><BR/> "And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you."<BR/><BR/>See, bunny, God hates you and thinks you're an abomination. He also wants you to get the FUCK out of that basket, like yesterday.Sethjj1975https://www.blogger.com/profile/07012321446535834269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-58212971083734608112009-04-10T16:45:00.000-07:002009-04-10T16:45:00.000-07:00There's this weird legend about Eostre that talks ...There's this weird legend about Eostre that talks about how she took her favorite bird and turned it into a rabbit. The bird wasn't terribly thrilled about this. He was kind of like...what the fuck? I can't fly? And Eostre was like, well, sorry, but instead, on my sacred day, you can lay eggs. And the bird-turned-rabbit was like, WHAT? HOW IS THAT A FAIR TRADE OFF? And Eostre was like, eh, sucks to be you.Yanna Usagihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06059250353727205089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-28549225258687729872009-04-10T15:23:00.000-07:002009-04-10T15:23:00.000-07:00BUT WHERE IS THE COCK THAT FATHERED ALL THOSE ORPH...BUT WHERE IS THE COCK THAT FATHERED ALL THOSE ORPHAN EGGS?! WHERE IS HE NOW?Roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10989862745571420807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-51951195762218026312009-04-10T13:50:00.000-07:002009-04-10T13:50:00.000-07:00Go suck on a carrot, bunny- we KNOW you're sitting...Go suck on a carrot, bunny- we KNOW you're sitting in a basket to hide that someone ALREADY BIT YOUR FUCKING TAIL OFF!<BR/><BR/>Asshole. I call dibs on his ears.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-73522474846549089062009-04-10T13:43:00.000-07:002009-04-10T13:43:00.000-07:00Catholics fuck and multiply like jack-rabbits, not...Catholics fuck and multiply like jack-rabbits, not actual bunny rabbits - but it's a racist industry so many bunnies get the parts and then go "jack-face" with it...Big Assholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13208852807908275564noreply@blogger.com