tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post8902114974133615330..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: Fuck you, BigfootUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64792654477760079252009-04-10T09:03:00.000-07:002009-04-10T09:03:00.000-07:00i bet the bastard doesn't even pay child support.i bet the bastard doesn't even pay child support.cotorrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04100539852929852223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-65388217042749599142009-04-07T21:19:00.000-07:002009-04-07T21:19:00.000-07:00Asian kid would look like Bigfoot if his bowlcut w...Asian kid would look like Bigfoot if his bowlcut was shavedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-29518020802301473682009-04-07T20:37:00.000-07:002009-04-07T20:37:00.000-07:00"I wouldn't film you out of focus from far away if..."I wouldn't film you out of focus from far away if you were the last folk legend on earth."<BR/><BR/>That's right. Preach it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02849638014011790749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-70490135840801061402009-04-06T11:17:00.000-07:002009-04-06T11:17:00.000-07:00You know what they say about imaginary primates wi...You know what they say about imaginary primates with big feet, don't you?HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10906200050785557272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64358595523084271672009-04-05T12:43:00.000-07:002009-04-05T12:43:00.000-07:00So, when are you going to rant about the Loch Ness...So, when are you going to rant about the Loch Ness Monster? Or El Chupacabra? The Jerzey Devil?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-91145751719943492922009-04-04T11:55:00.000-07:002009-04-04T11:55:00.000-07:00But Bigfoot loves all of you, he even wishes you a...But Bigfoot loves all of you, he even wishes you all a "Happy Valentines Day" (bigfoot is pretty bad with dates).ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07814893244814088651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-91443790867595341222009-04-04T09:56:00.000-07:002009-04-04T09:56:00.000-07:00stupid Frame 352Patterson and Gimlin can eat my sh...stupid Frame 352<BR/>Patterson and Gimlin can eat my shortsAndreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04339966081935992932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-25730381761251771972009-04-04T07:04:00.000-07:002009-04-04T07:04:00.000-07:00Everyone keeps saying his feet are so big. Who kno...Everyone keeps saying his feet are so big. Who knows that to be true? Ever seen the guy at DSW? I think not.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874701713885810543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-7930419439216567232009-04-04T06:03:00.000-07:002009-04-04T06:03:00.000-07:00So, Big Foot worked Nader's campaign. Well, now t...So, Big Foot worked Nader's campaign. Well, now that peice of political silliness makes sense. <BR/><BR/>A word of advise Big Foot: Stop the forest cruising. Not cool plus you smell like rotting leaves. Work on some dreds, learn to play the drums and join a band. That would work.WR https://www.blogger.com/profile/05730763054918340998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-5966330559442134552009-04-04T01:45:00.000-07:002009-04-04T01:45:00.000-07:00this is awesomeThe Kitty City Gazette gives you 6 ...this is awesome<BR/><BR/>The Kitty City Gazette gives you 6 fu@3king stars!The Kitty City Gazettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17274858757657525439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-80254452775167622952009-04-03T23:01:00.000-07:002009-04-03T23:01:00.000-07:00that's my DAD!that's my DAD!B. Boohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00141561984840492835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-84501871747976725452009-04-03T22:18:00.000-07:002009-04-03T22:18:00.000-07:00What a fat, furry, fuck. In the immortal lryics of...What a fat, furry, fuck. <BR/><BR/><BR/>In the immortal lryics of Tenacious D:<BR/><BR/>"Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now ya' know he's real.<BR/><BR/>Listen real close to the audio tape that ain't no human now ya' know he's real.<BR/><BR/>Ain't no man in a gorilla suit no fuckin' way now ya' know he's real.<BR/><BR/>REAL real REAL real REAL real REAL real really real REAL"exapologisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09915579495149582531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-29824335910855688042009-04-03T18:22:00.000-07:002009-04-03T18:22:00.000-07:00Yo, Bigfoot is a straight up dildo.Yo, Bigfoot is a straight up dildo.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10190134636452791068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-65802502014542337282009-04-03T18:21:00.000-07:002009-04-03T18:21:00.000-07:00Has it occurred to you smartasses that Bigfoot mig...Has it occurred to you smartasses that Bigfoot might be Jesus?! Fuck you all for your blasphemy!!!Dr. Jay SWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08631848276936859276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-49447384355201155812009-04-03T18:19:00.000-07:002009-04-03T18:19:00.000-07:00hey everyone. Vote for me! I'm running for mayor o...hey everyone. Vote for me! I'm running for mayor of Madison Wisconsin on a strictly zero-tolerance for sasquatch platform. How long must we suffer from the menace of these hairy fuckers?A N Mangham, Arch Chemisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13585791482809342951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-9689941876835222442009-04-03T16:19:00.000-07:002009-04-03T16:19:00.000-07:00Dear Bigfoot,More like BigFAKE.Jerk.Regards,Everyo...Dear Bigfoot,<BR/><BR/>More like BigFAKE.<BR/><BR/>Jerk.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/>Everyone<BR/><A HREF="http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/</A>Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03715052780153033070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-12603270641271645092009-04-03T15:04:00.000-07:002009-04-03T15:04:00.000-07:00No, trust me - Big Foot IS real. I worked in his ...No, trust me - Big Foot IS real. I worked in his campaign a few years back until he refused to debate with Nader and pulled the plug. I was pissed. He still owes me a checkBig Assholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13208852807908275564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-59766957127282014672009-04-03T14:18:00.000-07:002009-04-03T14:18:00.000-07:00The Loch Ness Monster will be so pleased to hear t...The Loch Ness Monster will be so pleased to hear that you've sworn off Big Foot.<BR/><BR/>Who's the #1 not-real animal now, BITCHES!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-1866979151734626652009-04-03T13:40:00.000-07:002009-04-03T13:40:00.000-07:00Bigfoot fucked me in the ass one time, but he had ...Bigfoot fucked me in the ass one time, but he had a REALLY tiny penis. It was so weird because I remember thinking, "Wow, his dick is small for being 8 feet tall."<BR/><BR/>He must have descended from Asia.Sidecarsallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03354698429643856908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-4788356638488333822009-04-03T13:35:00.000-07:002009-04-03T13:35:00.000-07:00No way dude, Bigfoot is real.He was featured in th...No way dude, Bigfoot is real.<BR/>He was featured in the National Enquirer and everything.Candy's daily Dandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18172746492146546253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-76493157677180572132009-04-03T12:38:00.000-07:002009-04-03T12:38:00.000-07:00I am suggesting you cover the wolf pigeon http://w...I am suggesting you cover the wolf pigeon http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905980Chris Finlayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10220201567434442117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-27284380723904410992009-04-03T12:18:00.000-07:002009-04-03T12:18:00.000-07:00well its a relief to know that bigfoot sometimes t...well its a relief to know that bigfoot sometimes takes vacations and days off from scaring people in the Himalayas!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-63861893126339267672009-04-03T10:27:00.000-07:002009-04-03T10:27:00.000-07:00Wow, Bigfoot. You suck. At least Nessie is kinda c...Wow, Bigfoot. You suck. At least Nessie is kinda cute. You're not even mildly cute.Heather Cherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03315027717631291597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-56189211522215664132009-04-03T10:20:00.000-07:002009-04-03T10:20:00.000-07:00Nessy the Loch Ness monster is not happy about thi...Nessy the Loch Ness monster is not happy about this.....<BR/><BR/>Her office would have not only called you back...but would have sent you her portfolio.<BR/><BR/>x's & o's,<BR/>www.yourbabyisanasshole.comNicole oh-so Lovelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07620058898252600142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-61584075990065779102009-04-03T10:16:00.000-07:002009-04-03T10:16:00.000-07:00Fuck you, Bigfoot. You have a penis the size of a ...Fuck you, Bigfoot. You have a penis the size of a pencil!! That's why you hide like you do. If I had a pencil dick, I would hide too.<BR/><BR/>Plus I think you are a pedifile. You want to fuck little boy monkeys.<BR/><BR/>Go fuck yourself bigfoot. Get therapy!!<BR/><BR/>Phil<BR/>p.s. squirrels are perfect. Check out my blog dedicated to my love of squirrels. Where are my fucking MEDS!!!PhilBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10446742361819532177noreply@blogger.com