tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post9099598192806241611..comments2023-12-15T00:24:14.750-08:00Comments on Fuck You, Penguin: When animals colludeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-563599680972095712010-01-29T14:22:47.723-08:002010-01-29T14:22:47.723-08:00I bet that Zonkey is on a Roller Derby Team.I bet that Zonkey is on a Roller Derby Team.Scott Kirkpatrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13454252878707725577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-9030382070649837552009-10-01T11:38:44.893-07:002009-10-01T11:38:44.893-07:00Zonkey, it's time to grow up. It's jerks l...Zonkey, it's time to grow up. It's jerks like you that make it hard for the rest of us to get ahead in this life. I know it's a harsh reality, but at some point we all have to choose an identity. So if you know what's right, you will heed my words.greg8urbabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11257096318177239784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-56305807930223778462009-09-11T22:14:47.569-07:002009-09-11T22:14:47.569-07:00The ears, oh sweet jesus, it's the ears that d...The ears, oh sweet jesus, it's the ears that did me in.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15181159544688466550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-58122688310526081912009-08-18T14:20:55.467-07:002009-08-18T14:20:55.467-07:00OMG, looks like the kind of design Jessica Simpson...OMG, looks like the kind of design Jessica Simpson might cook up for a shoe.San Francisco Stylephilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13181066316639108870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-41574299396555897352009-08-07T23:59:51.026-07:002009-08-07T23:59:51.026-07:00Dear Zonkey,
You are a filthy, filthy creature. W...Dear Zonkey,<br /><br />You are a filthy, filthy creature. We hope God smothers you with his spiritual pillow.<br /><br />Regards,<br />Everyone<br /><a href="http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://regardseveryone.blogspot.com/</a>Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03715052780153033070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-51460430537646218152009-08-07T10:55:15.055-07:002009-08-07T10:55:15.055-07:00oh my gawd. I am saving up to buy a donkey to ride...oh my gawd. I am saving up to buy a donkey to ride on, as my main source of transportation.... didn't even know about the Zonkey!!! ;) I bet that one will be way out my price range. I don't think it's cute anyway, unless it really is wearing knee socks.<br />http://oko-organic-clothing.blogspot.com/2009/07/accepting-donkey-donations.htmlMiss Voodoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01506905242956102111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-45820731892747133522009-08-07T06:25:24.406-07:002009-08-07T06:25:24.406-07:00nice stems.nice stems.mitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00347570469940415925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-74051697471689540292009-08-07T06:22:44.689-07:002009-08-07T06:22:44.689-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.mitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00347570469940415925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-29305206863368453682009-08-07T06:06:42.929-07:002009-08-07T06:06:42.929-07:00If this is a real photo, and let's face it, yo...If this is a real photo, and let's face it, you can never tell with these four-legged bastards, then I find it interesting that the zebra father is just lurking in the background, perhaps unsure of the public perception of his "dip in the donkey pool." Come clean zebra, we know the score.Technogeekboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01239891680774063800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-65897783946346360192009-08-06T12:15:45.762-07:002009-08-06T12:15:45.762-07:00Jesus Christ, Zonkey. You look like a handbag at a...Jesus Christ, Zonkey. You look like a handbag at a cheap drag show. You better call Cher now, and get those rights to "Half-Breed."The LaVya Initiativehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05684898640312452197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-42702789776452533322009-08-06T08:41:35.544-07:002009-08-06T08:41:35.544-07:00What's next? Fishnet stockings?What's next? Fishnet stockings?Tara Rabeumdeayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17955189237404869954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-14572309051012218952009-08-06T08:03:20.572-07:002009-08-06T08:03:20.572-07:00The bigger question is, what does "collude&qu...The bigger question is, what does "collude" mean?Kirk Diandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04215549885348138345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-26801946314383762072009-08-06T07:40:30.756-07:002009-08-06T07:40:30.756-07:00;);)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11128461822700028406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-64793559163326113352009-08-06T05:18:45.369-07:002009-08-06T05:18:45.369-07:00That's PippyLongZonkey to you!That's PippyLongZonkey to you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-35837255233488039672009-08-06T01:56:43.469-07:002009-08-06T01:56:43.469-07:00I saw this fucking animal at the San Diego Zoo.
Da...I saw this fucking animal at the San Diego Zoo.<br />Damn you, Assbra.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10611266293200647626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-76322046641547764382009-08-06T00:45:31.060-07:002009-08-06T00:45:31.060-07:00notice how ashamed the zebra looks?
That's rig...notice how ashamed the zebra looks?<br />That's right zebra, now everybody knows you fucked a donkey!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-1481340127001016942009-08-05T20:40:02.301-07:002009-08-05T20:40:02.301-07:00If it's name was the other way around, it woul...If it's name was the other way around, it would be a Debra!! I hope it's name is Debra the Zonkey!Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05706893359560373119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-8415316065948640072009-08-05T20:39:38.056-07:002009-08-05T20:39:38.056-07:00I so needed a fucked up laugh tonight. Thank you ...I so needed a fucked up laugh tonight. Thank you zonkey. Please just tell me the animal kingdom in all it's wisdom has made this thing infertile.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00281475564023219501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-55033010205013753572009-08-05T17:01:39.251-07:002009-08-05T17:01:39.251-07:00> Glory von Hathor
> Think you're Avril ...> Glory von Hathor<br />> Think you're Avril Lavigne?<br /><br />Good one! Personally, I think the zonkey looks a little more intelligent. See <a href="http://models-port.com/images/sf9/sf_013009_spl73542_014.jpg" rel="nofollow">here</a>, for example.Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05827682993126698431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-18336060847612450962009-08-05T15:14:42.610-07:002009-08-05T15:14:42.610-07:00"A zonkey (also known as zebrass, zebronkey, ..."A zonkey (also known as zebrass, zebronkey, zeass, zeedonk, zedonk, zebadonk, zenkey, donbra, donbri, donkra, zebrinny, or deebra)" -- Wikipedia<br /><br />Seriously? I hate you, zonkey, and I hate everyone who came up with these idiotic names.drijhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04525662281328373478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-5931590961849516942009-08-05T14:25:59.094-07:002009-08-05T14:25:59.094-07:00Those little socks are the coolest fashion ever to...Those little socks are the coolest fashion ever to grace the family Equidae. Imagine how cute it must look gamboling around the savanna in those little things!<br /><br />EEEEEEeeeeeee!!<br /><br />God am I embarrassed. Please beat me to death with a pipe before I search google images for more pictures of these things.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09167198954055472673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-63245419848260789822009-08-05T14:24:42.087-07:002009-08-05T14:24:42.087-07:00The legs I can deal with, but the striped ears? Fu...The legs I can deal with, but the striped ears? Fuck no.Daisy Batemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10031425541717458261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-46926135760011189502009-08-05T14:04:17.188-07:002009-08-05T14:04:17.188-07:00Damn you zonkey! I wondered where my striped leggi...Damn you zonkey! I wondered where my striped leggings went! And now you've stretched them out so it looks like I have wrinkly ankles. If I wanted to have wrinkly tights, I would have lent the leggings to the donkelphant and be done with it.Scribehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01914750911571382791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-31116386419834889252009-08-05T13:36:24.937-07:002009-08-05T13:36:24.937-07:00I am an admitted donkey fanatic. LUV them. Wilbur ...I am an admitted donkey fanatic. LUV them. Wilbur was his name. He's in donkey heaven. He doesn't read your blog anymore. He told me so.Entrepreneur Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10560499933792398415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1531398979645027744.post-8583430966525835092009-08-05T12:50:58.501-07:002009-08-05T12:50:58.501-07:00Think you're Avril Levigne? Muppet.Think you're Avril Levigne? Muppet.Glory von Hathorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04045115246564812877noreply@blogger.com