You little fucker, you think you can just fucking waltz into our lives like nothing ever happened, but I know your kind, Squirrel. I turn my back for one second and you are causing power outages and breaking the noses of Finnish opera singers. So just go back to being hunched over nibbling on an acorn in my backyard, because you can stand there waiting for an invitation to my Christmas party all you want, IT'S NOT GOING TO COME. You may have found my weakness for animals that stand on two legs, but I'm smarter than you, Squirrel. And I will defeat you.
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Seriously, this blog made my fucking day. You are my favorite person.
And I'm about to tell it to the picture of the GD adorable rare jungle cat that is my wallpaper.
Because he deserves it.
just added you to my blogroll
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This Squirrel appears to have anticipated this picture coming, as every hair and whisker are in-place and looking very groomed.
Your blog is fantastic. It is like Pure Internet Thought. Bravo.
hahahah hilarious stuff! ;)
Dude, those motherfuckers tried to steal my wallet once, no lie!
Once when I was a poor student a squirrel brazenly hopped up to me and STOLE MY LUNCH, right out of my f'n hands...I HATE them, those rabid little thieving f'rs.
Thanks for getting the truth out there.
Holy shit! Your site finally got me motivated enough to rip off my shirt and scream at my wife's terrier for like an hour straight! Here's to giving these uppity sons of bitches their just desserts.
I hate these little fuckers! I have birdfeeders and I've seen these assholes jump 8-10' from trees to steal my seed. The only cute one is a dead one in the road. Rock on Penguin! Love this site!
this post is amazing! we're always making fun of squirrels on thehappygoat.com - so this definitely made my day!
These little gray spawn of Satan made their way into my apartment walls, chewed through the hot water line in four different places, and over the weekend I had a freaking waterfall in my garage.
Anyone got a recipe for Squirrel Stew handy?
On the news last night, I saw images of a squirrel dressed up like Santa and waterskiing behind a teeny, tiny little boat. I didn't have the sound on, so I don't know who or what or why, but how fucked up is that?!
I swear to god, if I see a fucking squirrel today, I will dropkick that motherfucker across the room. What is he doing in the room, you ask?
Well, it fell in here after I dropped an elbow on it, after I body slammed it.
Listen, all I'm sayin is, stop looking at my girlfriend, squirrel.
Also, lose the 'tude.
What a douchebag. Seriously....(can i get his number?)
I also show them who's the boss whenever it's possible. Good call, dude.
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