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About time you coppers! Throw the book at the penguin!
I can only assume you mean the FU Penguin book?
What took you so long?
It's about time!
WHAT? But will it migrate back to FUP headquarters? Please say yes! We know you're out there, Matt!
After the devastating loss of the Leopard Seals and Immortal-Sharks, it was realized that the use of force was not going to resolve the situation. Therefore, former US president Bill Clinton was asked to intervene and this afternoon, negotiations yielded a cease-fire agreement between Penguin and Human forces. Charges of "Impersonating Something with Hands" were dropped in exchange for hostage release. At least one source has suggested, however, that the human captive was complicit with his capture as a hoaxy way to promote his new book. Reactions to these allegations from the hostage have yet to come forth but faithful readers were heard to say "stop this shtick dude" and "boo . . . boo on you!"
Press Release: It has now come forth that former US president Bill Clinton has been accused of inter-species sexual activity while negotiating in the Antarctic. Apparently, after hearing about "Fuck You, Penguin" he thought to himself "sounds like a good idea!" Diplomatic Immunity will likely spare him from any charges but PETA (not to be confused with PETAP) members are furious. When asked for comment, Hillary Clinton stated "I don't know but I've been told . . . Penguin pussy is mighty cold!"
The Antarctic government is just upset by being snubbed by the Olympic Committee again!
You are insane, I love it lol
I love this. It gets better & better.
They'll get off. Those penguins and their high priced attorneys...they never get what they deserve.
Penguins are like religion... I know they're out there, and that's fine, but I'd rather not have pro-penguin rhetoric shoved in my face... looking forward to a return to the natural order of things
Yes! Finally! Now let's get back to destroying the frail mentality of some poor, helpless Dingo, shall we?
(p.s. Rico, I heart you)
I hate to throw water on your parade, but you arrested the wrong penguin. But what can one expect from the Antarctic Police?
This needs to get settled ASAP! I'm not buying the fucking book until I know who gets the $$$!!!
(Make sure it's donated to a kitty charity.)
Damn cat, walking on the keyboard again!!!
I've got a friggin penguin sex tape you little f***kers and I am not afraid to use it! Sorry Letterman, but it's of national security!
Is that a have-a-heart trap that PC Penguin is leaning out of??? Let 'im out and he'll return to a life of human baiting/hating crime. Throw the f'ing key away
That pic made me so sad....not that these penguin bastards do not deserve what's coming to them....but still....
lol this is pretty funny. =D
This whole thing is funny beyond words... yes. However, it won't be so funny when the furry little bastards take over. This photo is just a ruse to lull us into a sense of safety. Don't believe it. This obvious cuteness is and has always been a scam. Give us back our human, you horrid, evil penguins.
Whether the Penguin is going to do in the next few days, we ready do not know.
May be this Penguin is going to do some survey how human beings treating the real penguin, let's see.
Have the nice day, the great penguin, I love you.
Hmmmmm....RICO....as in "Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization", such as kidnapping and fraud. Am I on to sometning there, Matthew - er, I mean Rico??
Very Machiavellian of you. I knew I liked you.
funny stuff! great site, glad i found it.
bethg, you flatter me but no, I'm just a dude who likes reading (and sharing) sarcastic and dark humour. I heard about this blog on CBC radio (in Canada) in September and thought it was pretty fuckin' funny so I signed up. :)
Looks like those cheeks are sporting some blush. Penguins need makeup to check into jail? This is one strange looking bird!
Sure, you look sorry and remorseful now, when there's a camera jammed in your face, but we all know the truth you worthless heartless flightless bastard.
What would Chumly and Mr. Whoopee think of you now? Huh?
Rico: Brilliant!
Wow! what a blog!!
So...are they read like, the snowball rights?...does he get a lawyer? Cause if I were him, I'd totally hire a polar bear.
ya know when the tutorial said to come up with something new. try to find something noone has done before and be original... i dont think this is e.x.a.c.t.l.y what they ment.....
but its still freakin hillarious!!!
you should check out these penguins...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1y5ZYnr5xc
It has now come forth that former US president Bill Clinton has been accused of inter-species sexual activity while negotiating in the Antarctic Work From Home
Give it back damned coppers!
I poop on penguins.
this bastard penguin i found on youtube thinks its so cute leaping off rocks.. I wished it had fallen and died
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj6RZ3nFpU
hahaaa
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