Friday, October 23, 2009

Confiscated for evidence


This blog is now the property of the Antarctic Police Department. Once everything is bagged and tagged in a few days it will be released back into the internet wild.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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36 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 23, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    About time you coppers! Throw the book at the penguin!

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  2. Ben M.October 23, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    I can only assume you mean the FU Penguin book?

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  3. UnknownOctober 23, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    What took you so long?

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  4. AnonymousOctober 23, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    It's about time!

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  5. Andrea BergerOctober 23, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    WHAT? But will it migrate back to FUP headquarters? Please say yes! We know you're out there, Matt!

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  6. RicoOctober 23, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    After the devastating loss of the Leopard Seals and Immortal-Sharks, it was realized that the use of force was not going to resolve the situation. Therefore, former US president Bill Clinton was asked to intervene and this afternoon, negotiations yielded a cease-fire agreement between Penguin and Human forces. Charges of "Impersonating Something with Hands" were dropped in exchange for hostage release. At least one source has suggested, however, that the human captive was complicit with his capture as a hoaxy way to promote his new book. Reactions to these allegations from the hostage have yet to come forth but faithful readers were heard to say "stop this shtick dude" and "boo . . . boo on you!"

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  7. RicoOctober 23, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    Press Release: It has now come forth that former US president Bill Clinton has been accused of inter-species sexual activity while negotiating in the Antarctic. Apparently, after hearing about "Fuck You, Penguin" he thought to himself "sounds like a good idea!" Diplomatic Immunity will likely spare him from any charges but PETA (not to be confused with PETAP) members are furious. When asked for comment, Hillary Clinton stated "I don't know but I've been told . . . Penguin pussy is mighty cold!"

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  8. Trooper ThornOctober 23, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    The Antarctic government is just upset by being snubbed by the Olympic Committee again!

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  9. AnonymousOctober 23, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    You are insane, I love it lol

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  10. RachelOctober 23, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    I love this. It gets better & better.

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  11. BioPeachOctober 23, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    They'll get off. Those penguins and their high priced attorneys...they never get what they deserve.

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  12. rgdanielOctober 23, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    Penguins are like religion... I know they're out there, and that's fine, but I'd rather not have pro-penguin rhetoric shoved in my face... looking forward to a return to the natural order of things

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  13. ChitownmezOctober 23, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    Yes! Finally! Now let's get back to destroying the frail mentality of some poor, helpless Dingo, shall we?

    (p.s. Rico, I heart you)

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  14. Julia BolchakovaOctober 23, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    I hate to throw water on your parade, but you arrested the wrong penguin. But what can one expect from the Antarctic Police?

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  15. J.M. FerrettiOctober 23, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    This needs to get settled ASAP! I'm not buying the fucking book until I know who gets the $$$!!!

    (Make sure it's donated to a kitty charity.)

    Damn cat, walking on the keyboard again!!!

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  16. AnonymousOctober 23, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    I've got a friggin penguin sex tape you little f***kers and I am not afraid to use it! Sorry Letterman, but it's of national security!

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  17. WR October 23, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    Is that a have-a-heart trap that PC Penguin is leaning out of??? Let 'im out and he'll return to a life of human baiting/hating crime. Throw the f'ing key away

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  18. the Constantly Dramatic OneOctober 24, 2009 at 1:00 AM

    That pic made me so sad....not that these penguin bastards do not deserve what's coming to them....but still....

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  19. UnknownOctober 24, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    lol this is pretty funny. =D

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  20. blankOctober 24, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    This whole thing is funny beyond words... yes. However, it won't be so funny when the furry little bastards take over. This photo is just a ruse to lull us into a sense of safety. Don't believe it. This obvious cuteness is and has always been a scam. Give us back our human, you horrid, evil penguins.

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  21. coolingstar9October 24, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    Whether the Penguin is going to do in the next few days, we ready do not know.
    May be this Penguin is going to do some survey how human beings treating the real penguin, let's see.
    Have the nice day, the great penguin, I love you.

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  22. bethgOctober 24, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Hmmmmm....RICO....as in "Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization", such as kidnapping and fraud. Am I on to sometning there, Matthew - er, I mean Rico??
    Very Machiavellian of you. I knew I liked you.

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  23. Luke VogelOctober 24, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    funny stuff! great site, glad i found it.

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  24. RicoOctober 24, 2009 at 8:48 PM

    bethg, you flatter me but no, I'm just a dude who likes reading (and sharing) sarcastic and dark humour. I heard about this blog on CBC radio (in Canada) in September and thought it was pretty fuckin' funny so I signed up. :)

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  25. UnknownOctober 24, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    Looks like those cheeks are sporting some blush. Penguins need makeup to check into jail? This is one strange looking bird!

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  26. Mike!October 24, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    Sure, you look sorry and remorseful now, when there's a camera jammed in your face, but we all know the truth you worthless heartless flightless bastard.
    What would Chumly and Mr. Whoopee think of you now? Huh?

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  27. NakiaOctober 25, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Rico: Brilliant!

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  28. EstrellaOctober 25, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    Wow! what a blog!!

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  29. AnonymousOctober 26, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    So...are they read like, the snowball rights?...does he get a lawyer? Cause if I were him, I'd totally hire a polar bear.

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  30. firejermOctober 27, 2009 at 1:31 AM

    ya know when the tutorial said to come up with something new. try to find something noone has done before and be original... i dont think this is e.x.a.c.t.l.y what they ment.....

    but its still freakin hillarious!!!

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  31. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    you should check out these penguins...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1y5ZYnr5xc

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  32. kanishkNovember 2, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    It has now come forth that former US president Bill Clinton has been accused of inter-species sexual activity while negotiating in the Antarctic Work From Home

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  33. nltismeNovember 16, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Give it back damned coppers!

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  34. El CaganerNovember 21, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    I poop on penguins.

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  35. davejMarch 9, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    this bastard penguin i found on youtube thinks its so cute leaping off rocks.. I wished it had fallen and died

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj6RZ3nFpU

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  36. Saad Ali AbbasiApril 1, 2011 at 12:52 AM

    hahaaa

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