Fuck You, Penguin

Happy fifth anniversary, you crazy son of a bitch.

I've tried to get around to as many species as possible on this blog, but it's really hard to keep up with all the smart-ass explore...

Mandrill, I'd like to introduce you to a concept called restraint. Here's how it works: I don't make fun of the fact that you th...

Ferrets have made no secret out of the fact that they are not happy about being so low down the list of favorite pets, hovering way below th...

This nudibranch apparently thinks it's the cutest thing on the block just because it's the neon equivalent of a drama kid. Prancing ...

Baby Bat, you are destroying my ability to successfully categorize safe animals and animals that want me to drop whatever I am doing and mak...

This blog is now the property of the Antarctic Police Department. Once everything is bagged and tagged in a few days it will be released bac...