Okay, you're little, you've got soft pretty feathers, and there's a small little drop of water perched at the end of your beak. But guess what, Duck? YOUR GOD HAS DESERTED YOU. Ponder that, bitch.
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The "Fuck You, Penguin" Tipline
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8 comments:
Okay that's pretty great. I smiled at the rest but this one made me laugh out loud.
Seriously, this post made me laugh out loud :D
OMG! I am laughing my ass off here!!! Your enire blog just made my day!
I come back to read this one fortnightly. Brilliant.
Alright. This one's definitely a fucking classic.
The post is funny :: But the links to discount bridesmaid dresses are to die for
Hahaha holy crap. That made me laugh so hard.
That is the best thing ever!
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