Just because you have your mouth opened like that doesn't mean I can't see those giant needles on your entire body ready to impale me, Hedgehog. You think I'm afraid, but I also don't want to hurt you because you're too cute, right? Well, you know what, Hedgehog? You cross me, in ANY way, and I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DESTROY YOU. Believe that, Hedgehog. Now watch your fucking step.
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Yeah!
Fucker.
poor mama Hedgehog Vagina
it's a porcupine, dude
Hedgehogs may feign being cute, but looks aren't everything when it comes to getting by in the wild.
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Yeah, I totally had a little hedgehog latch onto my finger and refuse to let go...As cute as it was prior to being attached to my finger by it's teeth, I didn't think twice about thumping it against the side of the aquarium it was housed in until it let go...Little evil bastard!!!
I little hedgehog fucker bit me on the thumb. Little bastard went flying across the animal rescue shelter.
Are those little black circles, near the edges of your head, EARS? Or EYES? Eh, Hedgehog? Cuz if they're ears, then do you just have some sort of fatroll eye tube? Cuz,what IS that roll, Teeny-Toothless-Baby-Hedgehog? And where are your EYES? Rude!
Oh, but it's SO adorable! That's the cutest thing I've ever seen! Yes, hedgehogs can be vicious, but this one's just a little baby!
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