>>ANIMALS IN THE NEWS WEEK<< 
Hey buddy, I know the San Francisco zoo where you were born was very excited, and you got some national attention. I bet people even told you you had potential. I have to admit, I even almost fell for it. But you were born two weeks ago, and it's over now, I've moved on. I'm sure you're bummed, but they are trying to take a picture of your mom's torso. GET OUT OF THE FRAME, BABY GIRAFFE. I know what it's like. I was a baby once, and you really do get everything handed to you. I didn't even have to go to the bathroom to relieve myself! But the news cycle is a cruel mistress, and let's face it, there are other babies out there to photograph.
Hey, don't be so sad, maybe in a little while you'll come up with, like, a really cool dance trend, or the cure for cancer. Oh wait. I forgot. You're a fucking giraffe. Oh well, at least you can reach those high leaves. You'll make it somehow, Baby Giraffe. Now stop looking at me like that.
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Is this dumbass the only being on the planet not to jump all over the octuplet gig? He should just be happy no one's calling his mom a retard.
Maybe he should try for a the next big dance craze. I don't know if giraffes dance, but if they do, I bet it's some damn fine foot work.
That's two giraffes? And here I thought you had some real talent as a contortionist. I hope you get laryngitis.
oh...I see what you're doing. You're practising your Angelina pout, aren't you?
Lame. I'd say you look more like Jeff Goldblum right before he turns into the Fly...
Hey, babystalk, your ears are going to look RIDICULOUS until those horns grow in...
OSWALD. The name is Oswald, thank you very much.
What a cute goofy face...
I think it's about to spit at the cameraman...
Um haven't you read "giraffes can't dance" by Giles Andreae?
It's about a young giraffe who starts a big dance craze......
*ahem*
I saw an insipid girl the other day wearing a giraffe print jacket.
It is even uglier on you, baby giraffe!
Get a new pattern, you dummy!
What are you trying to blend in with anyway?
If the sky was yellow with ugly brown spots, you may be able to hide better, but it's blue! You should be blue with white puffy cloud spots, you tall retard, baby giraffe!
Tuck in your adorable lower lip, punk! No one wants to see your faded "camouflage" - its not even darkened in yet! I bet you're really awkward when you walk. You wouldn't make it 45 minutes in the military!
But then again, neither would I: I was 40 minutes late to work, and have spent the first hour surfing the internet.
Touche, baby giraffe. Well played....
Dude totally looks like a d-bag, all smug and pleased with himself. I bet if giraffes wore polos, his collar would be popped. Srlsy, not cool.
not to upset you or anything...have you seen this?
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2009/02/10/asia/AS-Australia-Wildfires-Koala-Rescue.php
love your site!!
I don't see how being a giraffe limit's really cool dance trend potential. Maybe it could tango with a kid on crutches. I imagine content like that would be right at home somewhere in NBC primetime.
Someone outta smack that smirk right off this twerp's face and put some underwear on Ma.
Gah, flashbacking to Britney at the gas pumps!
Are those supposed to be eyes, Giraffe?
Huh?
'Cause they look like bull balls hanging off your stupid face. You look like Nancy Pelosi.
I'm talking to you, liver lips!
You think I'm afraid of you?
Whyncha get out the Serengeti Nat. Park and come to Jersey City? Huh? Then we'd see how tough you are.
I'm sorry that you are a protected species. I'd like to pop a cap in your ass.
It looks like the Giraffe Chrissy bought when she, Jack & Janet had all that money.
once I took a pen and tried to navigate my way from a giraffe's face to his tale by drawing a constant line in between the spots.
It's like that game on the place mat at Denny's that they give to little kids to keep them from going crazy in the restaurant forcing their parents to beat them with their skillet or Moons Over My-Hammy. Child abuse is not a joke.
Hilarious...love it.
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stop it...just stop!
I hope you get a sore throat you fucking long necked freak!
If you guys want to see a REAL baby giraffe, come to San Diego. Our zookeepers prevent this kind of bullshit from the git go.
Alex Balk...
Is that you?
I read GIRAFFES CAN'T DANCE and it's awesome.. and i happen to have an affinity for giraffes so this jackass need to shut the hell up...thankyouverymuch....
and good-day.
And there's always some competition to name the damn thing, too. I submit: Youbet. "The name is Giraffe, Youbet Giraffe"
It would be worth your while to Google "Giraffes fighting on Youtube."
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