Oh man, what is this thing? A binturong? THAT NAME IS HILARIOUS!!! Wait, wait, it's also called a bearcat? I love bears, AND I love cats! Oh, wow, you're sleeping... Who's a cute little bearcat? You are, that's who, yes you adora-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK.
What. The. Fuck. Binturong? What's up? I was trying to have a good time. Why do you have to scare the shit out of me? You need to calm down, Binturong, rethink what's going on here. Just 'cause you have a bushy tail and you are named after two all-time animals doesn't mean you can sleep like a cute little bastard and have babies named fucking bintlets (BINTLETS I TELL YOU) and no one will care that you are a fucking psychopath. There are two sides of the animal world, Binturong. You need to pick one.
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Haha awesome pics...
I went to a college with a Bearcat as the mascot.
I did a little research, and wanna know what these assholes do as their natural defense?
They scream and run away. Coward.
Maybe that's why our football team couldn't win a game.
Thanks for the nightmares, Binturong. Asshole.
Fuckers like this need to be taught a lesson...fucking bintlets...
frm wikipedia: "It is neither a bear nor a cat, and the real meaning of the original name is lost, as the local language that gave it is extinct[3]"
its like fate is playing "whack a mole" with this dreadful thing.
and its tail is prehensile? bear cat, you uppity fuck.........
PMS. That is all I am saying.
You better watch your ass, Biturong. Just because you're adorable doesn't mean you have diplomatic immunity.
Way to weave your evil web asshole. Well, you won't catch me. I don't care how unbelievably cute you are, fucking Binturong!
That binturong right there, looks like that grandfather man that sells oatmeal and diabetes stuff! At least that is the way I see it!
Looks like it uses different eyes for staring and roaring - that just ain't right.
I have reason to believe that you do not infact "Love bears" and "Love Cats".
I have a theory. It is a Bearcat when it is all cute and sleeping, and then it's all OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BINTURONG WOKE UP!
The binturong has an odd odor which some people say smells like popcorn.
I believe this scent is meant to disarm the observer: you think you're about to sit down with a snack and a cute Disney movie animal and then OOOOOH SHIIIIIT.
anything is better than a baby slender loris
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dW09Tod2p317/340x.jpg
with sincere apologizes to the amount of cuteness linked above,
www.yourbabyisanasshole.com
is that dickhead's tongue sticking out of his mouth ever so slightly while he nap? my cat does this sometimes - until i smack the shit out of him...
Binturong sounds like some sort of South American boogie man. We'll see how much you like it when I sneak up on you in your dreams.
i am going to fart in your shitty little nose while you're sleeping.
fucker
looks like he has a tiny little asshole for a mouth
it should be called bintu-WRONG, cuz that dual personality thing is just. plain. wrong.
Apparently it can also rotate its hind legs backwards so its claws still have a grip when climbing down trees head first.
Fucking showoff.
From that baby bearcat link it says: "They are related to mongoose, but are nocturnal and arboreal (that's tree dwellers who like the night life)."
Yeah, like the night life a little TOO much, doncha Bit-too-wrong. A Little Too Much controlled substances do this to your eyes? Crazy ass animal...
I heard Bearcats smell like popcorn. Yes, that's right, THEY SMELL LIKE FUCKING POPCORN!
What it’s not good enough to be a hybrid of two adorable creatures now we have to endure your intoxicating scent?! We have to literally have the desire to eat you all up?
Jesus Fucking Christ Binturong, don't you think you're trying a little too hard? It stinks of desperation... and popcorn.
Wait,is this the daughter of the the "Crocodile Hunter"? That's fucked up...
HA HA HA I suggested this link!! The baby binturongs tried to take over my brain with their cuteness but I was able to deflect it to FUP, where it was properly dealt with.
Binturong? More like bitch-ur-wrong. And bintlets sound like what Osama Bin Laden would call his children. Coincidence? I think not. Fuck your anti-American ass, you douche.
Dear Bearcat,
Stop smoking opium.
Regards,
Everyone
Okay, that little dude looks like he can totally fuck you up.
Bintlets? Like...piglets?
Son of a bitch!! Now it wants to be a bear, a cat and a piglet too?
Greedy little bastard.
Diego knows a conspiracy when he sees one! Good man. Don't let the cuteness blind you to evil doers
Dude - love your site. great topics.
i posted a article about fighting animals....next thing you know a man gets taken down by a Roo.
http://www.waltsense.com/home/2009/3/10/man-wrestles-kangaroo-from-home.html
Just goes to show my childhood fav animal would go for the kill.
Why the nastiness? It's cute in a weird, yoda-like way & assumes that gives it gets a free pass to be vicious?
That's bintu-Wrong.
;)
@ Constantly Dramatic
It's BearCatPig! Panic! Call Al Gore! Deceptive little bastards.
My codeword for the day is Comenic, which strikes me as Romanian, indicative of supernatural evil stalking our land in innocent guise.
Bejeebus! That actually scared me -- it's only 6:40AM.
Hell, *I* screamed and ran away.
Funniest FUP post ever.
Ha..this is fucking hilarious!
Shweet blog dude.
Hey Mountain Grrl -
I dunno if you remember, but we're a University, not a college. Love your school!
We made it to the Orange Bowl this year, and even if we DID lose...it was the power of cuteness of bearcats like THAT ONE that made it so. :)
I once knew a bearcat named Andy. He'd get out of his enclosure, and you'd have to wrestle him to get him back in. He smelled funny, and made noises like a tiger cub. The raccoons liked to play with him.
They're bloody awful.
I wanna be a poacher when I grow up
the binturong above is clearly related to the binturong below:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/DSC05941.JPG
I had a children's book called Island of the Skog, and the bintlet in that photo you linked to looks like a Skog. The Skog, now there is an animal who is really working his butt off to scare people!
Its bin way tu rong. Someone had to say something. ..
Holy Shit. This is the funniest blog in the entire world. A+. Keep up the fabulous work, you hilarious mother fucker.
That's not a binturong, thats an ROUS.
OH! I couldn't believe myself! He made me do it! I adopted one last year...it wasn't my fault seeeeerrrrrrriiiously!
Bearcat at the Bronx Zoo
I wanta bitch slap it, then tell it how sorry I am for doing it!
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