I just want you people to drink in this world-class douchebag known as the Tibetan Fox. Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before? I'm not one for slapping foxes, as I generally think they know what they've done, but this one really has that look, like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie. Unsurprisingly, he is extremely rare. That's probably because he thinks if he has too many babies, some of them will turn out to be commoners and he wouldn't be able to show his square face at the country club anymore.
How's your ivory tower, Tibetan Fox? I'm sure it must be terribly stressful to stand in judgment of the rest of us little people, so why don't you just retire to your cabin and play lacrosse? You know what, on second thought, WHY DON'T YOU WANDER THE DESERT LOOKING FOR RODENTS. Some of us have to work for a living, Tibetan Fox. We don't get everything handed to us by a lifetime of hunting and scavenging, you stuck-up snob.
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Coyote with a stylist and a blow dryer.
Bet this asshole didn't even tip.
Great post! He so has that snooty look! I have never even heard of him. He is a pretty one.
I'm so appalled by this stuck up fuck's expression of self-righteousness I'm going to stop fantasizing about petting his soft ears..right... now.
Okay, now.
Now.
Shit!
So regal. So stoic. So lion-like...
Do you think you're Aslan, Tibetan Fox?
THERE IS ONLY ONE KING OF NARNIA!
I are Serious Fox.
This is Serious Thread.
Usually, this blog cracks me up. Today, though, it kind of freaks me out. What is it with that fox? It's like someone Photoshopped human eyes onto it. I'm going to have nightmares about this fucking thing.
He probably is better than me...doesn't take much!
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stop looking down your nose at me, fox. do you not realize your head is too big for your body? or is that just what happens when your ego swells to a ridiculous size?
You can just tell that he doesn't pay his taxes. Laws are for the little people.
Sorry, fox. No Cabinet appointment for you!
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Tibetan Fox I have never wanted to bitch slap anyone more than I want to bitch slap you, asshole. You may think you're the Dalai Lama, Fox, but you're not, you're the Dalai Douche! Get a job!
look down your nose at somebody else, fox. and i mean it.
Big headed freak. Reminds me of Nancy Reagan, walking around with a big ole bobble-head.
Only cuter. BUT THAT'S FAINT PRAISE INDEED YOU ASSFUR.
DOES NOT EXIST.
I'll bet his name is Blaine.
Okay, I'm sorry this is off-topic, but any followers of CuteOverload, PLEASE read this: http://tippedearclan.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/not-cuteoverload-to-peddle-products-harmful-to-cute-furry-stars/
Normally I wouldn't bother doing this kind of thing, but two of my (polite and objective) comments on this matter were censored by CO's mods - they are not allowing any discussion of any kind related to this topic, and I think that's very wrong, not to mention suspicious.
lmao omg looks like a wolf was photoshopped onto a cat.
The fox says, "Oh just great, ANOTHER one of you two-legged twits wants a picture of me. Fiiine, go ahead."
Like you're doing US a favour, fox.
Pompous jackass.
Stupid smug fox! He looks like his security guards are escorting me out of the building.
it's the gwyneth paltrow of foxes.
What a sneering dickbag you are. Your eyes are too high up on your head, you asshole.
Oh, I get it, fox. You're Brian from "Family Guy." Right. Very clever.
Fucking cosplayers.
What kinda douchebag animal wears mutten chop whiskers.
That Tibetan Fox mut think he's going to land a part in A Christmas Carole. Maybe playing Bob Cratchit.
Ha Ha on you, Tibetan Muttonchops. You can't count money.
I had my doubts about reincarnation until I saw that Martin Van Buren had returned.
I'm actually speechless
Say what you like. I've fucked it.
You had me at "How's your ivory tower, Tibetan Fox?"
I appreciate this post...great one! I like that you mentioned lacrosse players because they can be big douche-bags..I know I played in College...male lax players are the worst...fox does it well
"like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie"
Ha, perfect - cf Stalin guy in Better Off Dead.
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Wow, that is a big headed foxie!
this website is awesome. Love the eighties film reference.
I didnt even have to read what you said about him, I felt the smugness. Pictures speak a thousand words, but this one doesn't need to say one... disgusting
Sir, you are a cunt of the highest order!
He's just mad he didn't get that role in the Narnia Movie.
He looks like Alan Rickman.
Ya well, give 'im a break. The chinese are introducing chinese foxes into his territory. He's got that look on his face cause he knows they want to take over the power-places in Tibet and dominate the world!
Fake.
Superimposed head. His real head most likely looks something like this:
http://www.tv.com/saved-by-the-bell/show/457/viewer.html?ii=6&grti=101&gri=457&flag=1
Dear Tibetan Fox,
You probably studied at an Ivy League school before going back to Tibet and being a pretentious prick of a Fox because you were educated in the West.
We. Hate. You.
Regards,
Everyone
Hey Fox, the University of Lhasa called. You're fired. Your research concerning rodent chasing is unpublishable and students are complaining about how all you do in class is show "Call of the Wild" every day...I hear the local high school is hiring...
This is what happens when cats and coyotes get it on.
Of course he looks arrogant. He's a poser. He desperate to take attention off his rotten mouse breath!
Plus I have it on good authority that his best friend is an Armadillo. How sick is that.
He looks like Charles Emerson Winchester III on M*A*S*H, the pompous arse!
You're right man! He's such an asshole! He rides around in his yacht while I have to work a minimum wage job and drive a pinto.
He's the James Spader of mammals! Check out my blog at http://thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com. This blog has been my inspiration.
That was greatness. A square face? Awesome!
aww, good farquing Christ, I'm almost as pissed off at the asshole as I am at... well...you know what--MOST animals are dicks out to egt us. Anmd as a good Christian woman (who's actually an atheist man[go figure, dickhole]), I'm afraid I've said too much already.
It's genetic. The Tibetan Fox's karotype is made up of 36 chromosomes. This one probably has 37.
;-)
As an insider, I can reveal that he insisted on some photoshopping before the release of this image from a recent shoot.
I'm one for slapping foxes. Let me at 'em.
I bet this world-class douche asked for government bailout money.
This truly is the James Spader, circa 1989, of rare animals. Nice call.
This shit ain't right. No square heads on foxes. No socks on fox, no fox in a box, no fox who's head LOOKS like a box.
Happy Dr. Seuss's Birthday you fucking fox. And no cake for you, either.
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There are few pictures of this guy but they're all smug looking! Awesome! Oh, I mean... terrible. Yes.
Ugh, what a stupid fox! I bet it's gay and has never told it's mother... nice blog by the way :)
is it lonely way up there on your pedistal, tibetan fox?
smug douchebag...I'll bet his ladyfriend has fake boobs, too.
Oh really fox? Yeah? You think you can just sit there and look at me with that deadpan expression? Who told you that was alright?!?! Why I oughtta..........wait, you want to snuggle?...no! must not......succumb.......dammit!
The Prince Charles of Canidae-- he even provokes me to showy, soporific remarks. Fuck off, Tibetan fox!
I am speechless. That is one ridiculous excuse for a canine. It looks like some British talk show announcer, and if it spoke, I can almost guarantee it would sound like Austin Powers...
I believe that's the same look one acquires at Hahhvahhhd.
Sanctimonious fuzzy little fuck. Bet he's married to a girl who doesn't wear undies.
So foxy
he worked on Gwyneth Paltrow's website...
"Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before?" no.
also, i think you should make "it's all good" the subject of a post. she's got cake all over her face for crying out loud! and it's like, bright aqua. as if we weren't suffering enough here already... just a suggestion.
yeah...looks stuck-up to me. Probably hangs out in Warren, or Hunterdon County, going thru millionaire's trash.
This just about made me piss myself. Awesome post.
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Watch out, that guy's Chinese KGB.
I'm taliking FOXY
Andrew McCarthy looking motherfucker.
Hilarious. He is the Zabka of the animal kingdom.
A beg to differ...he is Tibetan. The ole boy is merely showing an expression of deep Zen serenity.
Fuck the fox, holy shit you have a lot of followers & I'm mad envious!
even the BBC wants to know why this jerk has such a square head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N47YoK1Y6c
Gawd, just look at that frozen fuckin' smile. I bet if he even tried to crack his lips into something resembling a friendly grin his whole goddamn damn face would shatter like a little teacup that I wanna snuggle and pet when nobody is looking...
You arrogant futher-mucker....go to hell!
I bet he has rat breath
haha. what a poncey looking douche. ON THE LIST
http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/
Damn what a stud.
I like to leave comments about 6 months after an original post....just cause I'm snooty like the Tibetan Fox...
What I really want to tell that pompous bastard is the fact that he doesn't really look any better than an actor with bad make up from The Island of Dr. Moreau (Marlon Brando/Val Kilmer version not Burt Lancaster/Michael York).
Is this the Tibetan Fox, or the French Fox???
I'm sure this fucking James Spader fox has a coke habit, too. He has the glare of someone high on the booger sugar.
All he needs now is a sweater vest and a Toyota Prius in the background.
how many prep schools do you think this thing got thrown out of?
Yeah, foxes DO know what they've done. THIS one needs a slap anyway though because he thinks he was ENTITLED! Penny loafer, pastel sweater tied over the shoulders, white jean-wearing, remorseless puke. Who does he think he is? PRINCE Chuck Norris?
"like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie" --JAMES SPADER, anyone?!
I bet he drinks tea and wear shoes with pennies in them and quotes obscure authors like everyone knows who he is talking about. Asshole
This blog is hilarious, love it!!
i saw this post and i started crying from laughing so hard...hahahahaha his square face! i love this blog!!!!!
where's your monocle hunh fox? yes i did look that up on the internet. so what? you ever hear the one about the Aristocrats?
Royal expression...
What a douche! I bet he's never worked or volunteered for once in his life! Go and fuck yourself.
omg what a total fucking douchebag fox
I'm shocked he even allowed himself to be photographed. Generally, such trivialities are way beneath this animal.
His name should be moof. What a douchebag.
...look at him, silently judging us. Hey FOX! You got sumthin' you wanna say?!? I've seen WAY cuter animals than you on CONVERTER BOX TV. Whaddya think of THAT, you sanctimonious prick?
Fuck all ya'll.
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others are thinking out of the [cake] box, too!
...The John Housman of the animal Kingdom
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It gets worse!
I just saw an Attenborough docu where the Tibetan fox followed a bear around. The bear thought they were teaming up on a rabbit hive. So when the bear started digging in one end of the hive, the fox would hang around the other end and eat rabbits. What he couldn't eat he buried for later, never sharing with the bear.
Fuck you, Tibetan Fox.
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This is amazing! I could sit and look through your blog for hours! It's people like you who should be seen on TV, this is fantastic. Funny, artistic and also the light and how the pictures look makes the whole thing even better. I am totally crazy about this, keep it up! :)
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Is it just me, or does he look like Abe Lincoln?
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