Friday, October 31, 2008

Elitist Polar Bears



Oh, you think you're better than me, polar bear? Cause when I lay like that it just looks like I am drunk? Well, you can go FUCK YOURSELF. At least I don't walk around rubbing blood off my FUCKING fur in the snow all day! You probably hang out in Starbucks and watch television shows like 30 Rock and Mad Men. WELL FUCK YOU SOCIALIST.

6 comments:

  1. Why is the polar bear making a black power saltue?

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  2. Holy Shit...where does it come from..you have got to be some comedic genious..go forth...do the deed..entertain the universe..we need more like you..

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  3. Is that the polar bear from the Bronx Zoo? Because if it is, he consumed 45 minutes of my life with is unbelievable cuteness that I could NOT look away from.

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  4. That's not a Black Power fist, that's a Sieg Heil. The scummy supremacist Schweinhund!

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  5. What the Fuck are you waving at polar bear?! I'm not your friend, but if I was, I'd tell you to wipe better. I think you're to blame for Global Warming - and Fuzziness

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  6. Pel: Under that pale fur, polar bears are black (really).

    What other salute would they give?

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