Those better be giant fingers, Monkeys. Or you're in real trouble. I'll let you go this time. But if I don't see some article somewhere about a giant 50-foot-tall man going around holding monkeys in his fingers, I'm coming for you, and guess what? HUGGING MY THUMB WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR.
Stupid fucking cute-ass itty-bitty monkeys. Who the fuck do they think they are being so cute and fucking small like that?! I bet they think they're amazing. Well, they are. But don't fucking tell them that.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't fair.
how much and from where please?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, those monkeys are also creepy little fucks. What abomination created tiny monkeys? Despite my envious resentment, I want to meet them and feed them treats. I sicken myself.
ReplyDeleteGasp!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I'm going to accidentally swallow them, those little assholes.
ReplyDeleteLorraine, why do you always say that? Do you have like, wedding tourettes or something? What the fuck?!
ReplyDeleteAwww.....
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