Sloth, get off your fucking ass and get down out of that tree. I don't care if it is practically impossible for you to walk on the ground, you've been sleeping for nearly a full day now and you promised you would start looking for a job this morning. WELL IT'S ALMOST TWO IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON. And have you taken a shower recently? Your hair looks like it is literally made out of straw.
Goddamn, Sloth, you are the most appropriately named little fucker of all time.
Sloth is my hero.
ReplyDeleteLa pereza... he's such a cute little guy and a shifty little effer.
ReplyDeletego to hell sloth
ReplyDeletebahahahahah
ReplyDeleteit's ok sloth, these guys just don't understand. Marijuana is very potent and can affect the metabolism way more then alcohol. Plus, we know you're studying the art finger painting and flea picking.
ReplyDeleteJust because he doesn't adhere to your conception of the protestant work ethic and consumer consumption ethos doesn't make him wrong. He just is, he bees, he is one with time. The sloth is ultimately groovy.
ReplyDeleteI'd pick on the fast animals if I were you. Or at least ones that can walk.
"That's just how I am," said the sloth. "I like to do things slowly, slowly, slowly.
ReplyDeleteSoon the bastard will be knee deep in my bailout money!
ReplyDeleteHey, it's my old boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteI often wonder how they catch these critters
ReplyDeleteLook out lazy azz sloth, John Doe is lookin for ya, next thing you know you'll wake up with your cranium in a box!
ReplyDeletestupid sloth!
ReplyDeletesloth motto: maybe later
ReplyDeleteWin. Beyond words. Just...win.
ReplyDeleteLols. Great nickname for my brother.
ReplyDeletephenocal