What are you, in the witness protection program? Or is that supposed to be ironic and you actually hate beards? Honestly, Tamarin, I think it's time to move on to a style that says something other than "I'm a really big fan of the TV show 'Kung Fu.'" And the tail, GOOD FUCKING GOD, MONKEY. There's no excuse for keeping yourself in such shoddy condition. ARE YOU A FUCKING CLEVELAND BROWNS FAN? I'm sure you've gotten away with a lot up to this point in your life because you are a monkey, and the more you look like an old man the more attention you get. But it's time to grow up, Tamarin. Take some responsibility for your actions.
You should see the monkeys with willies for noses. Now that's overkill!
ReplyDeleteWHAT A MOUSTACHE!
ReplyDeletewhen monkey's lick their testicles repeatedly,the hormonal smear upon their faces triggers hair growth...this is really just unfair to criticize this compulsive ball licker...its a condition...like acne factual encyclopedic ball-licking detailed information found here :
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Tamarin...do as the man says. Either wax that fucking beard up or shave it off. I mean you have the makings of a quality handle-bar moustache there...but frankly, you are letting EVEYBODY down.
ReplyDeleteI think it's sexy.
ReplyDeleteThat is the silliest looking creature I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteOld monkey men must get lots of play. Can't see any other excuse.
ReplyDeleteWho does this guy think he is? The Wilford Brimley of monkeys?
ReplyDeletesuperBadGirl--you beat me to the Wilford Brimley punch...but the more I look at that Tammy, the more I am convinced Colonel Sanders was pl(f)ucking more than chickens...
ReplyDeletei read somewhere that facial hair is a sign of a bad economy (i forgot where), maybe he's goin through hard times man
ReplyDeleteLooks like John Bolton to me
ReplyDeleteomg he looks like a who from whoville
ReplyDeletejmac....that opens up the endless debate...is it better to look like John Bolton or Michael Bolton???
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he doesn't wear a gold chain around his neck.
ReplyDeletePoorly played, Tamarin.
I think the stache looks like Jamie's from mythbusters:
ReplyDeletehttp://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/meet/jamie-hyneman.html
(sorry about the link, I am html ignorant and plan to stay that way)
Monkey's are evil. I should know.
ReplyDeleteJames Woe said...
ReplyDeletewhen monkey's lick their testicles repeatedly,the hormonal smear upon their faces triggers hair growth...
Thanks for the heads up James Woe.
Now I know why my sweet innocent step-daughter all of the sudden needs a weekly lip wax. And why her new boyfriend Brandon has that smug little smirk on his punk assed face. He's all Eddie Hascall with his "you look so pretty today Mrs. Smith" (obviously not my real name out of embarassment for having such a slut in the family), and "your meat loaf is so good Mrs. Smith".
Well I've got some special meatloaf just for that son of a bitch tonight. Special sauce with my bioidentical hormones for his ass.
Maybe I can grow some man boobs on him just in time for varsity baseball season. That will fix his moththerfucking little wagon.
Damn, I looked at that picture and I was hungry two hours later.
ReplyDeleteWith great moustache comes great responsibility.
ReplyDeletewww.yourbabyisanasshole.com has your back...sorry you lost your poll...their shit is shit anyways
ReplyDeleteI have known a number of tamarins personally and every single one needed a good talking to. Golden lion tamarins especially - they're the worst. Telling off golden lion tamarins - now that would be a true public service.
ReplyDeleteOh Fuckity Fuck for Fuck's Sake... You don't fool me for a second, Fucktard. I know you are a CuteOverload spy, sent to see if we are on to you cheating Fuckfaces. That mustache isn't worth the giz that was used to attach it to your face. Now. Fuck. Off!
ReplyDeleteDon't even get me started on those eyebrows!
ReplyDeleteWhy am I having "The Karate Kid" flashback by just looking at this monkey.....OMG Monkey, are you Mr.Miyagi- the tamarin version?
ReplyDeleteWell, ARE YOU?!!
Well if you are-fuck you.
If you're not- well fuck you too.
Ain't no other way over here Monkey. Ain't no other way.
look at this dude!
ReplyDeletewhat a joke!
Ignore them all. Let grow, let it grow, let it GROW!!
ReplyDeleteI see some monkey manscaping in this little fuckers future!
ReplyDeleteOMG... FUCKING hilarious! Witness protection program... that is funny!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you lost in that poll... but that other site cheated and I would think the officials would know that... oh well... bad karma for them!
I saw somebody on the subway today who looked just like that. She almost spilled hot coffee on me!
ReplyDeleteThe next time you go in to get your moustache blown-out, you might want to ask for a pedicure, too.
ReplyDeleteAll or nothing, Tamarin...
My grandpa was a cleveland browns fan... well I thought he was my grandpa...then he died...turns out he was just a tamarin in disguise. fucking con-artist grifter prick.
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ReplyDeleteI moustache you a question monkey... What the fuck.
ReplyDeleteLay of the fucking Cleveland Browns fans! At least we're not Raiders' or Steelers' fans! AND our team blows anyways! That pic is from the Dawg Pound si it not representative of the more upscale fans. Assholes.
ReplyDelete@Alex I hate when people post shit that tries to better than the original fucking caption!
ReplyDeleteOh my stars and garters!!
ReplyDeletei think you would really enjoy this....www.trulyheinous.blogspot.com
ReplyDelete-love your work-
Holy shit, that looks like John Mayer!
ReplyDeletefuck dat tamarin slut.
ReplyDeleteMoustaches and Facial hair are becoming more stylish recently... maybe the monkey is just fashion forward! haha
ReplyDeleteHey Tamarin! Nice Wilford Brimley reference, but I'm not buying anymore Oatmeal. That asshole has pulled off the greatest scam in breakfast foods since breakfast was invented. That Jerk-off said oatmeal will cure diabetes, lower your cholesteral, and make you more approachable to women. Well you know what? YOU ARE FAT! Eat the crap you are pushing.... and now Tamarin, don't even get me started with your veil of lies. We all know you use "Just for Men" on the Body and yo momma's orange die for your tail. Well guess what? Everyone knows you dye your hair! You are like the 70 year old guy at the liquor store with Jet Black hair except for one inch of Ghost white hair at the root. Does it grow in like that? NO YOU JERK OFF!! Age with Grace, instead of shame.
ReplyDeletethat Tamarin looks delicious!
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ReplyDeletethe monkey is adorable. Even if it is strange that it has a white beard.
ReplyDeleteI gotta know, I mean this tamarin is a mess for sure, and we can all agree and poke fun at his arrogance and stupidity. But what could posters possibly have said, to be so offensive as to be removed?
ReplyDeletei think the removed posts are from the tamarin, trying to defend its undercover detective stupid looking ass. pathetic. weak.
ReplyDeleteHey now! Not every Cleveland Browns fan dresses like a moron. And definitely not like that fucktard monkey.
ReplyDeleteYou say funny things
ReplyDeleteI think he's cute. I'd do him. So long as he waxed that 'stache, put on a pair of ass chaps, and threw "Can't Stop the Music" on the stereo.
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ReplyDelete"mustache you a question"
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha! oh...
Beer me this: why the hell is my word verification "asysings"? Is it just me or does that read "Assy Sings", which of course as everyone knows, refers to farting.
ReplyDeleteIs the point of all this that the tamarin is a flatulent creature? Because that might explain the yellowed hindquarters. And indeed the fu manchu might assist with diverting the noxious monkey assgasses away from the delicate and oh so cute nostrils...DAMMIT tamarin! You almost tricked me again!
Tamarins suck.
What is this thing? A rejected understudy for the Pai Mei character in Kill Bill?
ReplyDeleteSweet Betsey Ross' Best Sunday Bloomers Hanging Out To Dry, what the FUCK is this mess supposed to be?
ReplyDelete"Intelligent Design For Dummies"??
Wilford Brimley indeed!
ReplyDeleteNext thing you know the little poo flinger will be on TV with public service announcements about monkey diabeetus....
Put that opposing thumb to work and learn how to use a razor monkeytard!!
Lord this thread is hilarious. Cutefuckingkills had me crying.
ReplyDeleteHey you little prick, now that you've got your stupid little beard where's the ironic t-shirt, messenger bag and the fixed gear bike? Hipster trash!
ReplyDeletebest yet
ReplyDeleteI am a cleveland browns fan, and I approve of this message.
ReplyDeleteTamarin, you and your buffy-headed little cousins, the marmosets, need to stop and re-evaluate the way you've been living. It's all about choices, Tamarin.
ReplyDeleteFucking hipster doofus primate with ironic facial hair - probably just bought the Bon Iver and Fleet Foxes albums, too
ReplyDeleteBut just look at the baby Tamarin! How can you deny that thing as being absolutely adorable? The grown up one, not so much. But the baby? Awwww.
ReplyDeletetake your ironic facial hair back to williamsburg
ReplyDeleteDIABEETUS.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteyou are very shallow aren't you? just an observance by the way you focus so much on even the animals appearance..i wouldn't want to be a friend of yours knowing all you would do is ridicule and put me down for every flaw i have even the ones i can't do anything about.
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