What are you, Aardvark, some kind of anarchist Marxist fascist? Obviously, you must have known that uploading this picture of yourself onto the internet would single-handedly bring down the modern world. Moments after this baby updated its Facebook profile, millions of people stopped what they were doing to email this picture to everyone they knew. MANY OF THEM WERE GRANDMOTHERS, AARDVARK, WITH NO DEFENSE AGAINST YOUR POWERS. Have you no shame? We are already in a depression, Aardvark, what more do you want from us?
Wait a second. Solitary and nocturnal. Doesn't eat fruit. "An aardvark emerges from its burrow in the late afternoon or shortly after sunset, and forages over a considerable home range encompassing 10 to 30 kilometers, swinging its long nose from side to side to pick up the scent of food." It's an entire species of hackers! More snouts and tails and giant feet and wrinkly skin and goofy ears are coming, UPDATE YOUR NORTON SOFTWARE PEOPLE.
Is that a ballsack with legs and a face? Now I have rid my mouth of this bile taste.
ReplyDeletei always wondered what Madonna looked like with out her make-up....i thought it was this: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/345885181_50c1e45d55.jpg
ReplyDeletebut i have been proven wrong
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Thanks a lot douche. Attacking the defenseless? That's such BULLSHIT! God, you are totally pissing me off! And do you really need two "a"s in your name? What is that--besides unbelievably annoying? Get over yourself. Really.
ReplyDeleteI see a baby aardvark vs. baby pangolin cute-off in the near future. Assholes.
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just living rectal tissue. thats it. bastard hacker.
ReplyDeleteThat thing looks like it moved to Palm Beach, sits at the dog track all day, complains about the heat, then comes home to a condo set at 82 degrees. Wait, is that you Grandpa?
ReplyDeleteIt's some kind of weird combination of donkey/pig/elephant - that mother baby wiki picture. Gives me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteOh boy this animal is getting a hard time. And aardvark is already such a crazy name for an animal...
ReplyDeleteLooks remarkably like a client I once had.
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heehee sometimes i can't tell if the comments are directed at the critter or the blogposter and i think to myself, "woweee, there's a bit of tension." animal haters and animal lovers are equal in hilarity. thank you to all but the apathetic for the laughs. no thank you to the nastiest aardvark i have ever seen in my life.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a European male genital organ to me. Not that I would know. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like something that erupted from John Hurt's chest.
ReplyDeleteAardvarks are merely a lost tribe of elephants (their nearest relatives). They took a wrong turn somewhere around Libya and got lost in the jungle and never got back to the group and never evolved into full blown elephants. So not only are they ridiculous-looking, they're stupid, too.
ReplyDeletethis is exactly why some men refrain from performing cunnilingus
ReplyDeleteAasshole.
ReplyDeleteAawww, but just look at it's ugly cuteness though!
ReplyDeleteAlso annoying is that damned Jewish accent of theirs.
ReplyDeleteKind of cute, but I think you can tell from the pic that its evil.
ReplyDeleteNever--and I mean never--trust an animal that has a double vowel in its name.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, it's my new favorite animal! Thanks Fuck You Penguin.
ReplyDeleteIt does look like a cute skinny baby elephant. Have you seen the cute elephant that is selling more paintings than I am?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk&feature=related
Y'know the whole ET thing where something is so revoltingly ugly it starts to become cute? Yeah that's what this thing is.
ReplyDeleteIts head is a skin milk bottle.
ReplyDeleteWho could even estimate the pleasure such a structure could bring to a female homo sapiens with the will and necessary lubrication?
The market for Aardcore remains an untapped, niche market.
Jez, there's three A's in "aardvark". The greedy vowel-snaffling git.
ReplyDeleteIm most curious as to how the aardvark has its own cucumber. the "aardvark cucumber", really? just because its the only fruit YOU eat Aardvark should not mean its forbidden to the rest of us...NM, I wont give you the satisfaction. Im going to go eat a HUMAN cucumber. Wait, that didn't come out right at all.
ReplyDeleteAnd no I do NOT appreciate your impression of the hideous creature that Angelica Huston turns into at the end of Roald Dahl's The Witches.
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S AN OUTDATED REFERENCE, ASSHOLE!
Who glued plastic eyes onto this shaved scrotum?
ReplyDeleteDamn, whoever this dude is, he is gonna REGRET drinking that extra bottle of champagne Tuesday... and that's gonna itch like fuck when it grows back.
Knock Knock.
ReplyDeleteWhos there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for you!
You sure this is an aardvark and not a walking foetus?
ReplyDeletethis baby aardvark looks remarkably like my son when he wakens on a school day what an ugly big eared kid he is a photo will come soon to kill this website for ever and ever
ReplyDeletedont u just love their big fat noses and big flappy ears !!!!!!!!!!!lol :)bet they would make gr8 fun pets just like ma brother btw it is funnydaddys daughter here :P
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