First I thought this blue-footed booby was just doing a cute little dance, which is bad enough (personally, I can dance fucking circles around this loser). But it turns out this is a fucking mating ritual, which basically means dude is hitting on me.
But the fucked up thing is that these sexed-up douchebags do this sort of thing all the time. Take a look at this piece of work. Does she even know you are videotaping her, Romeo? Then halfway through, he invites his goddamn friends over! She's having none of it, of course, which is why a minute in she pees right where he wanted to do it! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SLIMEBALL.
ain't gonna lie, his kicks are sweet!
ReplyDeleteI do the same thing all the time.
ReplyDeleteInvisible Stairmaster. Stupid booby.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the part where he lifts his wings and goes spread-eagle (spread-booby?) for all of the world to see?
ReplyDeleteHow disrespectful! Get a room, twinkle-toes!
Why doesn't he just buy that slut a few drinks?
ReplyDeleteSheesh. What a dork.
God, I just had a flashback to being out at the bar on Friday. I bet he went back over to his friends and told them she was not only bitchy, but probably gay. Get a clue, booby, we've heard your line before.
ReplyDeleteBirds are some freaky shit. I personally think ALL birds deserve a giant fuck you.
ReplyDeleteOh please. Sure, you're a "natural" blue- that's why you were seen checking out paints samples at the hardware store on Saturday!
ReplyDeleteNo mating season for YOU, Mr "Don't Step On My Blue Feet" Booby! We know the truth and are gonna spread the word.
thanks for this- this is really funny- in my 14 years on the WWW, this blog is in my top 3, the Chicks Suck guy, and FuckedCompany are two and three.
ReplyDeleteALWAYS focus on the content not your design, who cares how this looks its frikken funny.
full stop.
-Kevin
His feet! They're blue! Come on, you have to admit that's pretty freaking cute.
ReplyDelete"Birds are some freaky shit. I personally think ALL birds deserve a giant fuck you." Haha, me too!
ReplyDeletewhat a slut.
ReplyDeleteYou think he's getting you with his blue feet, but whatever you do, do not look into his eyes. They're hypnotic--that's just when the fucker's got you exactly where he wants you. The eyes of a booby are deadly.
ReplyDeleteSILLY BOOBY!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDude, you haven't gotten laid in so long the blue in your balls has migrated to your feet. And you know, once a female tells you to "piss off," it's OK for your wingmen to make a move.
ReplyDeleteSo fuck off...maybe there's a spot for you in a touring Blue Man Group.
BY the way...thsi is quite possibly the funniest website everrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteWhat's this - a fricking Hammer impersonation?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNUx0-XEfw
What an ass.
Who knows, maybe ol' booby is in to golden showers....
ReplyDeleteit could be worse...an elephant could want to mate with you.....
ReplyDeleteShe's probably ignoring him because he'd make a much bigger impression if he brought her twigs. I know I'm a sucker for twigs!
ReplyDeleteBlue footed booby. With his silly blue feet. Who has blue feet anyway? What a fashion disaster.
ReplyDeleteI just caught this, and am sorry I didn't see it sooner, for inter-species week:
The Elephant and the Doggy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7U
maybe blue feet are like blue balls for boobies?
ReplyDeletemaybe he's a diabetic and has poor circulation. He's probably weeks away from an amputation and is trying to get all the pussy he can before he becomes footless. No chick wants to fuck a dude with no feet....that's gross!
ReplyDeleteHaha, i thought those feets were painted... Nice dancing, birdie, very impressive...
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ReplyDeleteYou know what's even worse? Boobies "nests" are a ring of their own sh*t that they stand in the middle of.
ReplyDeleteCute Overload is mounting a serious charge, and has halved the distance between you since Friday.
ReplyDeleteVote, people, Vote!
Cute overload sucks butts.
ReplyDeleteAre yall seriously fucking kidding me?
ReplyDeleteIf we don't stand up to those cute overlords now, what will become of the motherfucking children?
Git er done people!
i need those shoes. now.
ReplyDeleteNO, in the video that male Booby was going to rape that lady Bobby. She was so freaked out by him she shit herself. She she even screamed "RAPE!" and had her possy come over to help her out. That booby is a dick and rapist.
ReplyDeleteIshmael -- heh. Don't look behind you, just keep running.
ReplyDelete(It was the Nazi comparison, y'know. Somebody done poked the hornet nest.)
Michael Flatley wouldn't be caught dead in those.... I'm just sayin.
ReplyDeletewalk it ouuut
ReplyDeleteThat video LOOKS like a courtship ritual but he's just the wingman; at the end of the video the real loverboy comes out of the bushes with her BFF looking disheveled.
ReplyDeleteI have a haiku for that son of a bitch:
ReplyDeleteYou dance like a fool, bird
You make my blood boil and and froth
Your day will come bird fuck
quit embarrassing yourself bird, you look like a fucking asshole right now.
ReplyDeleteyep. that's how they let you know theres noone else they'd rather do.... than you..it's true...their feet are blue....they're birds...who screw..
ReplyDeleteI'm done.
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