Thursday, March 12, 2009

Secretly fucked-up animals ruin my day


Oh man, what is this thing? A binturong? THAT NAME IS HILARIOUS!!! Wait, wait, it's also called a bearcat? I love bears, AND I love cats! Oh, wow, you're sleeping... Who's a cute little bearcat? You are, that's who, yes you adora-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK.

What. The. Fuck. Binturong? What's up? I was trying to have a good time. Why do you have to scare the shit out of me? You need to calm down, Binturong, rethink what's going on here. Just 'cause you have a bushy tail and you are named after two all-time animals doesn't mean you can sleep like a cute little bastard and have babies named fucking bintlets (BINTLETS I TELL YOU) and no one will care that you are a fucking psychopath. There are two sides of the animal world, Binturong. You need to pick one.
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49 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 12, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    Haha awesome pics...

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  2. CerahSeeMarch 12, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    I went to a college with a Bearcat as the mascot.

    I did a little research, and wanna know what these assholes do as their natural defense?

    They scream and run away. Coward.

    Maybe that's why our football team couldn't win a game.

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  3. SugarbabyMarch 12, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    Thanks for the nightmares, Binturong. Asshole.

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  4. Dr. Jay SWMarch 12, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    Fuckers like this need to be taught a lesson...fucking bintlets...

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  5. AnonymousMarch 12, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    frm wikipedia: "It is neither a bear nor a cat, and the real meaning of the original name is lost, as the local language that gave it is extinct[3]"
    its like fate is playing "whack a mole" with this dreadful thing.

    and its tail is prehensile? bear cat, you uppity fuck.........

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  6. AnonymousMarch 12, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    PMS. That is all I am saying.

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  7. KurtMarch 12, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    You better watch your ass, Biturong. Just because you're adorable doesn't mean you have diplomatic immunity.

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  8. Jessica MooneyMarch 12, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    Way to weave your evil web asshole. Well, you won't catch me. I don't care how unbelievably cute you are, fucking Binturong!

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  9. Melody!March 12, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    That binturong right there, looks like that grandfather man that sells oatmeal and diabetes stuff! At least that is the way I see it!

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  10. Keir HardieMarch 12, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Looks like it uses different eyes for staring and roaring - that just ain't right.

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  11. R.Fiction.Esq.March 12, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    I have reason to believe that you do not infact "Love bears" and "Love Cats".

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  12. KelseyMarch 12, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    I have a theory. It is a Bearcat when it is all cute and sleeping, and then it's all OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BINTURONG WOKE UP!

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  13. wombatMarch 12, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    The binturong has an odd odor which some people say smells like popcorn.

    I believe this scent is meant to disarm the observer: you think you're about to sit down with a snack and a cute Disney movie animal and then OOOOOH SHIIIIIT.

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  14. Nicole oh-so LovelyMarch 12, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    anything is better than a baby slender loris
    http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dW09Tod2p317/340x.jpg

    with sincere apologizes to the amount of cuteness linked above,
    www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

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  15. SueMarch 12, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    is that dickhead's tongue sticking out of his mouth ever so slightly while he nap? my cat does this sometimes - until i smack the shit out of him...

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  16. UnknownMarch 12, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Binturong sounds like some sort of South American boogie man. We'll see how much you like it when I sneak up on you in your dreams.

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  17. furiousBallMarch 12, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    i am going to fart in your shitty little nose while you're sleeping.

    fucker

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  18. yellowdoggrannyMarch 12, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    looks like he has a tiny little asshole for a mouth

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  19. SecretBlogspotMarch 12, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    it should be called bintu-WRONG, cuz that dual personality thing is just. plain. wrong.

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  20. DHMarch 12, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    Apparently it can also rotate its hind legs backwards so its claws still have a grip when climbing down trees head first.

    Fucking showoff.

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  21. AllgaulMarch 12, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    From that baby bearcat link it says: "They are related to mongoose, but are nocturnal and arboreal (that's tree dwellers who like the night life)."
    Yeah, like the night life a little TOO much, doncha Bit-too-wrong. A Little Too Much controlled substances do this to your eyes? Crazy ass animal...

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  22. womponnimMarch 12, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    I heard Bearcats smell like popcorn. Yes, that's right, THEY SMELL LIKE FUCKING POPCORN!

    What it’s not good enough to be a hybrid of two adorable creatures now we have to endure your intoxicating scent?! We have to literally have the desire to eat you all up?

    Jesus Fucking Christ Binturong, don't you think you're trying a little too hard? It stinks of desperation... and popcorn.

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  23. Dr. NoMarch 12, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    Wait,is this the daughter of the the "Crocodile Hunter"? That's fucked up...

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  24. BeckyMarch 12, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    HA HA HA I suggested this link!! The baby binturongs tried to take over my brain with their cuteness but I was able to deflect it to FUP, where it was properly dealt with.

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  25. DiegoMarch 12, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    Binturong? More like bitch-ur-wrong. And bintlets sound like what Osama Bin Laden would call his children. Coincidence? I think not. Fuck your anti-American ass, you douche.

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  26. JMarch 12, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    Dear Bearcat,

    Stop smoking opium.


    Regards,
    Everyone

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  27. AnonymousMarch 12, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Okay, that little dude looks like he can totally fuck you up.

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  28. the Constantly Dramatic OneMarch 12, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Bintlets? Like...piglets?

    Son of a bitch!! Now it wants to be a bear, a cat and a piglet too?

    Greedy little bastard.

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  29. WR March 12, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    Diego knows a conspiracy when he sees one! Good man. Don't let the cuteness blind you to evil doers

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  30. LamaworksMarch 12, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    Dude - love your site. great topics.
    i posted a article about fighting animals....next thing you know a man gets taken down by a Roo.

    http://www.waltsense.com/home/2009/3/10/man-wrestles-kangaroo-from-home.html

    Just goes to show my childhood fav animal would go for the kill.

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  31. AnonymousMarch 12, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    Why the nastiness? It's cute in a weird, yoda-like way & assumes that gives it gets a free pass to be vicious?

    That's bintu-Wrong.

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  32. UnknownMarch 12, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    ;)

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  33. Kennedy SmithMarch 13, 2009 at 1:48 AM

    @ Constantly Dramatic

    It's BearCatPig! Panic! Call Al Gore! Deceptive little bastards.

    My codeword for the day is Comenic, which strikes me as Romanian, indicative of supernatural evil stalking our land in innocent guise.

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  34. tea_pleaseMarch 13, 2009 at 4:41 AM

    Bejeebus! That actually scared me -- it's only 6:40AM.

    Hell, *I* screamed and ran away.

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  35. kingstreetfarmMarch 13, 2009 at 6:20 AM

    Funniest FUP post ever.

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  36. CamMarch 13, 2009 at 6:45 AM

    Ha..this is fucking hilarious!

    Shweet blog dude.

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  37. AnonymousMarch 13, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    Hey Mountain Grrl -

    I dunno if you remember, but we're a University, not a college. Love your school!

    We made it to the Orange Bowl this year, and even if we DID lose...it was the power of cuteness of bearcats like THAT ONE that made it so. :)

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  38. Tara RabeumdeayMarch 14, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    I once knew a bearcat named Andy. He'd get out of his enclosure, and you'd have to wrestle him to get him back in. He smelled funny, and made noises like a tiger cub. The raccoons liked to play with him.

    They're bloody awful.

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  39. margeauxmargeauxMarch 14, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    I wanna be a poacher when I grow up

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  40. trickynickyMarch 16, 2009 at 6:52 PM

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  41. trickynickyMarch 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    the binturong above is clearly related to the binturong below:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/DSC05941.JPG

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  42. DarxMarch 17, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    I had a children's book called Island of the Skog, and the bintlet in that photo you linked to looks like a Skog. The Skog, now there is an animal who is really working his butt off to scare people!

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  43. OzarkTroutBumMarch 19, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    Its bin way tu rong. Someone had to say something. ..

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  44. UnknownMarch 20, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    Holy Shit. This is the funniest blog in the entire world. A+. Keep up the fabulous work, you hilarious mother fucker.

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  45. KidVermiciousMarch 21, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    That's not a binturong, thats an ROUS.

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  46. JACQUELINE TRUONGMarch 24, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    OH! I couldn't believe myself! He made me do it! I adopted one last year...it wasn't my fault seeeeerrrrrrriiiously!

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  47. Eben Lindsey 林杰April 13, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    Bearcat at the Bronx Zoo

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  48. nltismeApril 25, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    I wanta bitch slap it, then tell it how sorry I am for doing it!

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  49. The WangOctober 24, 2010 at 10:01 PM

    Oh, thank you Sesli sohbet for sharing! I'm in the midst of wedding planning, Camfrog 18 Odalar and both my fiance and I are NOT cake lovers, and can't imagine spending hundreds of dollars on one dessert we don't even like! Forum Sayfasi | Video Sayfasi | Site Map We're planning on doing a buffet of family recipes Sohbet Ruleti, Chat Ruleti pies, cookies, cheesecake, etc - and some of our favorite candies in apothecary jars :) I love to see that
    others are thinking out of the [cake] box, too!

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