Monday, March 16, 2009
Start fucking, Donkey
AHHHHHHGH. There is a long-haired donkey, and it's named the baudet de poitou? Ho. Lee. Shit. How can there only be 400 of you cute little fuckers!?! This is a serious problem, seeing as I personally need 400 of you. You better find a mate and start knocking boots, Donkey, so you can start sprouting up like American Apparels. I don't understand how you can be such prudes, seeing as you are French. What, are you saving yourself for the right donkey? YOU AREN'T WEARING A FUCKING PROMISE RING, ARE YOU DONKEY? BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BE SERIOUSLY UPSET. Anyway, stop being so picky, you're a donkey. This is serious business, Donkey. Make it happen.
Someone needs a haircut!
ReplyDeleteFuck thats hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLOL, he's a Rasta donkey.
ReplyDeleteRasta Donkey Fari mon ... cha!
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're all gay or something....
ReplyDeleteI love that you need your own personal heard of 400 hairy donkeys. :) Bwa ha ha.... that makes me happy. Well, that and the fact that you are now a donkey sex advocate.
ReplyDeleteThose dreads are all ratty looking, Donkey. Maybe it's time to cut the locks and opt for a weave.
ReplyDeleteLove it...keep it coming buddy! (no homo)
ReplyDeleteDonkey, I thought we had an agreement. You make those stupid noises and i would just go on hating you. Then you had to pull this shit.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, donkey.
ReplyDeleteAn Ass with dreadlocks?? No!
ReplyDeleteyou are so ugly you were turned down for the donkey show
ReplyDeleteI think I see a dingleberry in that rat's nest of a haircut. Maybe time for a shave?
ReplyDeleteLooks like a damn mop.
ReplyDeleteHaha. That was awesome
ReplyDeleteWay to go Rasta Donkey,I heard you were broke so I didn't ask for the rest of the money on the messenger bag i sold you.No worries Mon.
ReplyDeleteYou said your back hurt.(?)Well,i don't see you wearing it OR my money.And you look pretty high right there,so i kinda know whats up.
Peace out Donkey.
This is what happens when your species specific mating ritual is called the "donkey punch"...
ReplyDeleteew his hair is so gross.
ReplyDeleteif that donkey had sex with another donkey it would be like two huge mops going at it.
yucky.
sounds like they need to have a heart to heart with the panda's
ReplyDeletesincerely,
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Excellent fucken Blog!
ReplyDeleteOh and yeah, Donkey? Say hello to your mother for me.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA rasta donkey.
ReplyDeleteWho do you think you are, the Jason fucking Castro of donkeys? Yo seriously man you're hot. Go out and get it on. Start with the french girls, they're easy.
ReplyDeleteThis is serious, Donkey. What’s it gonna take? Listen, put on some Barry White, open a nice bottle of Château Margaux, lay down a little fresh hay, and then FUCK DAMMIT!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she just feels like she's let herself go and wonders "who would want to tap this Ass??"...
ReplyDeletePass the donkey on the left hand side...
ReplyDeletewhat happened to you donkey? you were so great in marky mark and the donkey bunch. boy, you've really let yourself go. well, say hello to your mutha for me.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder there are only 400 of you. With that hair, how can you tell dick from dread?
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAaaahahahahah
ReplyDeleteit must be a promise bracelet, as they dont have fingers!
Best Post EVER
ReplyDeleteTHEY COULD AT LEAST TRY!
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ReplyDeleteHmmmm...asslocks?
ReplyDeleteI just don't trust a European with dreads... even if he does have a donkey dick.
ReplyDeleteDonkey, do you get it? Extinct is as serious as it gets. Wake the f-up. Don't even think about telling us that you are on birth control!
ReplyDelete"Maybe she just feels like she's let herself go and wonders "who would want to tap this Ass??"..."
ReplyDeleteBEST. RESPONSE. EVER.
He got da natty dreads mon!
ReplyDeleteI just took my car through a brushless carwash, and now I know why there are only 400 of those fuckers left....
ReplyDeleteI just threw up into my mouth a little bit.
ReplyDeletebest hed ever
ReplyDeleteSheesh, like I really needed another reason to hate the French.
ReplyDeleteThis donkey's favorite singer/musician is Bob Marley
ReplyDeleteI believe the title for this entry should read:
ReplyDelete"Fuck, you donkey!"
This damn adorable donkey is just holding out for it's own stimulus package.
ReplyDeletethat is a donkey in a field of ponies...hope they enjoy the feeling
ReplyDeleteRumor has it, Donkey has bunny ancestry.
ReplyDeleteWhat an ugly ass
ReplyDeleteNew post please!
ReplyDeleteI see long haired/ dreadlocked mules in our future.
ReplyDeleteHow the HELL do you manage to be so original and so hilarious?! It's amazing. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I am also feeling the need for a bunch of dread donkeys--but I'll take only two and leave the other 398 for you, Oh Wise Fuck You Penguin Author, because that's how much I lurve you.
Fucking hippy bastard.
ReplyDeleteDear Donkey,
ReplyDeleteCut your hair. Get a job. This economy isn't going to fix itself.
Regards,
Everyone
It's my long lost brother!!! How ya been bro?....wait, you haven't learned english.....HEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a dreadlock rasta dokey. He/she/it looks higher than a muthafucka.
ReplyDeleteI just died laughing. Fell over and died.
ReplyDeletenot as cute as the donkey, but close...
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ReplyDeletePut on some cologne, fluff up, find a girlie and FOOK my friend....we must have many of you in this world!
ReplyDeleteI was only recently introduced to this website and I have to say it is seriously funny. Out of all your rants, my personal fave is the french donkey.
ReplyDeleteI just came across the book in the store and now I'm addicted. This is probably my favorite one because of the French comment. I'm French and I'm definitely not a prude, so whats your F'ing excuse donkey?!
ReplyDeletemaybe if they'd wash and groom more often they'd procreate more. Who want's to have sex with a clip on their nose for prolonged periods of time. Take a shower Donkey, put some nice perfume on and VOILA! Sexy Times!
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Yep, they are cute and sweet too....I have one!!! yep sure do...
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