Monday, June 29, 2009

Welcome to internet 2.0


I'm back, people, and the site is better than ever! This new site relaunch may have cost a little more money than I wanted to spend, but it just looks so nice that I had to take advantage of it. I mean, let's face it, Blogger was state of the art when I began the site in 2008, but hosting your site on your own registered domain is some next generation shit.

Initially, I wanted the site to really focus on the animals, because that's what it's all about. But as the site has slowly become more and more relevant in the computer programming community, I knew I had to kick it up a notch. Now that I've revolutionized the blogging cutting edge by promoting myself on Facebook, Twitter, and Kronk (this will be huge in 2010, if you can't see the link, you aren't cool enough to hear about the site yet), I needed a great home site to serve as part blog/part social networking site/part multimedia poetry vanguard. And here it is. Stunning. Modern. Forever FUPenguin.com.

I do have to apologize to people who do not yet have Firefox 6, as the site isn't really maximized with the earlier versions, and you may be missing out on a lot of the special features available on the site.
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32 comments:

  1. Mike!June 29, 2009 at 7:35 AM

    But what's that fucking monkey up to? The bar sinister or a three on a dice, what's it mean??? I must know!!! Tell me monkey!!!
    Oh, and welcome back, who cares about all the fancy new tech bullshit. I want funny fucking animals dang it!

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  2. gregoryyyJune 29, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    I see.Well that's cool...

    When viewing FUP in my browser,now,the screen turns off and on,blinks several times,turns purple,the keys light up and itunes comes on playing "Blue Monday".

    ~ Whats happening???

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  3. Funny in My MindJune 29, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    New site, looks good. Welcome back! Now get to work making us laugh til we pee.

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  4. BioPeachJune 29, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    Surely, the future is now.
    Just add some porn and you'd be the hottest site on the web.Those cute animals won't know what hit em.

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  5. adminJune 29, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    that monkey looks like he's working for Ben in the basement of one of the Dharma Stations on LOST.

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  6. storminspankJune 29, 2009 at 9:37 AM

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  7. UnknownJune 29, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    hey, i am on kronk too! you should totally 'sudo friendme', that way you will have the privilege to be my friend.

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  8. Justin VanLaereJune 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    I am running Netscape Communicator 4.79 on a Mac PowerPC. Why can't I get all of the content? This internet thing sucks.

    I am going to go read a newspaper and then send a letter via USPS.

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  9. AnonymousJune 29, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    Finally your back! Those two weeks looked like ages...
    Hooray for the FU Penguin domain!

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  10. EricJune 29, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Is that simian video poker???
    I didn't think the zoos allowed gambling!

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  11. UnknownJune 29, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Now we know what you were doing on your honeymoon.

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  12. TomJune 29, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    Big Deal, Monkey. My 2 year old niece could do that.

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  13. DHJune 29, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    "What are you doing, Ape? Ape, did I ever sing for you the first song I learned? 'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer trueeeeeee.....'"

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  14. yarravillewahineJune 29, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?

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  15. NoelleJune 29, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    Has the monkey been exposed to lethal doses of radiation yet? I have to know - in the event of a nuclear war - how long will people be able to gamble online before they die?

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  16. Kyle Zager IllustrationsJune 29, 2009 at 6:44 PM

    He's from the future!

    No wonder he knows so much about animals.

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  17. The LaVya InitiativeJune 29, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    Welcome back. I fucking missed the laughs!

    You're right, hosting your own site is some next level shit. Here's mine: http://read-n-eat.com/
    No furry animals. Just food. And political rants about food. And booze. And a link to FUP.

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  18. WR June 29, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    So that is how the banks came up with their touch screens for customers? I'm outraged. And embarrassed. No wonder we're in a recession. The fuckers!

    Oh BTW, welcome home.

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  19. GrubermeisterJune 29, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    The monkey has taken over FUP with it's superior technology. And isn't telling cute animals what's what. Bastard!!! It isn't even adorable.

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  20. AnonymousJune 30, 2009 at 4:13 AM

    Excellent idea - those bastard penguins have had it far too easy for far too long.

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  21. annaJune 30, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    i love you. i love you so bad. i want a you-flavored topping for my pizza pies. get divorced soon plz.

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  22. UnknownJune 30, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    You may also enjoy
    fuckingdelicious dot tumblr dot com
    I don't know what this shit is, but it's fucking delicious.

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  23. BunneeJune 30, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Yeah, yeah, you're back and we missed you and the new site's freakin' awesome. Whatever. Now let's get back to hatin' on cute shit. :)

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  24. genevilJune 30, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    I remember when this blog was about telling cute animals what's what.
    I guess money does corrupt...

    *pouts and is sad*

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  25. John RadkeJune 30, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    Alls I know is, fupenguin.com is blocked at work because it's classified as porn. Which is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose, but it's not how I plan on using the site...

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  26. xJune 30, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    That monkey had better be over 18 if he's playing VLT poker! Did you at least check for ID? Animal rights activists could have a hayday with this!

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  27. Glory von HathorJuly 1, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    A discriminating simian.

    Enjoy it while you can, science monkey. Soon they'll be getting out the circular saw.

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  28. nltismeJuly 1, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    You were missed dude......

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  29. UnknownJuly 2, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    Naa, man. I've been using Kronk for months!

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  30. AnonymousJuly 2, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Someone has had to adopt my distant relative now that MJ has passed away.

    Well fuck you Bubbles, who cares, I'm far more important than you are.

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  31. UnknownJuly 3, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    ;)

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  32. EvanJuly 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    I don't care for monkeys. Not one bit. Too grabby.

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