Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I can't believe this is a rabbit


This is an angora rabbit. Do you believe it? When I first saw this I thought, "Hold on, there, Internet. There's no way that's a rabbit. It's so furry and round." But it's totally a rabbit. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS RABBIT?! You are sooooo crazy, Rabbit! Holy shit. Do you even know how much you look just like this cotton ball?

I literally had to look twice before I could tell them apart, but I know the difference is in the eyes. NICE TRY, RABBIT.

UPDATE: There's been a lot of confusion in the comment section as to which of these photos is the cotton ball and which one is the rabbit. Believe me, I know how difficult this can be. The key is to look at the eyes in the first picture, as you can see here. See? Definitely a rabbit.
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56 comments:

  1. Laila PJuly 29, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    No way is THAT a rabbit!!!

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  2. Dr. Jay SWJuly 29, 2009 at 6:15 AM

    That's the most fucked up excuse for a rabbit I've ever seen. Angora's for sweaters, goddammit!

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  3. NoelleJuly 29, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    Um, where's the head? It looks more like a rabbit tail than a whole rabbit.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 6:31 AM

    this is a LIE.

    oh wait. nope. truth.

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  5. iangooleJuly 29, 2009 at 6:37 AM

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  6. iangooleJuly 29, 2009 at 6:38 AM

    What the fuck is up with that then Doc, I've got a baby's arse could put that to better use..

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  7. WR July 29, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    "I like soft things..." Lenny in "Of Mice and Men"

    The end is coming Rabbit! Hide - if you can find your legs!!

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  8. UnknownJuly 29, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    ummm..are those pics reversed (one from the post and the link to the cotton ball)? I think the main image on the post is a cotton ball!

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  9. FlorenceJuly 29, 2009 at 7:06 AM

    that's what i thought, Brian.

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  10. WesJuly 29, 2009 at 7:13 AM

    http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/angora_rabbit-00.jpg

    http://josboys.typepad.com/blog/images/angora_rabbit.jpg

    These are weird and cute at the same time! Inconceivable!

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  11. HayleyJuly 29, 2009 at 7:20 AM

    it obviously WANTS to be a hat... because that's what it looks like.

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  12. apotheosisJuly 29, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    It's a rabbit, allright. If you look closely you can see the two long depressions on its back. Those are the organs rabbits use to sense human souls and suck them out.

    They're usually hidden by the "ears." This little bastard dropped his guard, and now he and his species should pay.

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  13. KrimmykJuly 29, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    Time to make a sweater out of his cottony ass!

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  14. TonyatorJuly 29, 2009 at 7:41 AM

    @ Brian and Florence

    tbh I think that was the point!

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  15. UnknownJuly 29, 2009 at 7:45 AM

    Dude, did you feed your Mogwai after midnight?

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  16. UnknownJuly 29, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    Looks to me like someone passed some undigested vanilla cotton candy!

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  17. AprilJuly 29, 2009 at 7:50 AM

    I'm gonna get me one of those rabbits and use it for various cosmetic purposes.

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  18. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    i need something to get this bright green nail polish off my toenails...

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  19. desiJuly 29, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    that can't be a rabbit...serioussss?
    are there more photos?

    WOW! :D

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  20. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    What, is it a rabiit without a head?

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  21. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    Nope, that's clearly my cat's bed. If it wakes up, it's clearly my cat's dinner. Suck it, rabbit.

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  22. hiphophippie.comJuly 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    Oh yeah, sure, and the shirt I'm wearing is a pussycat.

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  23. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    i think that's actually an owl pellet. Some owl's idea of a sick joke.

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  24. jflorekJuly 29, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Angora, you fail the Rabbit Test.

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  25. JulietteJuly 29, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Dearest FUP,
    I see you got a picture of the Cotton Ball in the wild, and I know from experience that these are pretty hard to get.
    Congrats from a fellow zoologist.

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  26. SbrilliJuly 29, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    dude I think you reversed the pictures. Haha jk jk. God damn rabbits.

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  27. BioPeachJuly 29, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    Here's how you can tell a bunny from a cotton ball: one is sterile and the other...is not.

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  28. Daddy BloggerJuly 29, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    That's a rabbit? I've got a whole bag of them in my bathroom at home! No wonder it's been growing! They have been multiplying, like.. well... rabbits! Stupid hippie rabbits! Get a haircut and get a job!

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  29. the bewildernessJuly 29, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    That is a camo rabbit. Like the camo bread loaf rabbit that will sneak into your bread bakeries to eat your bread, so does this rabbit pose a dire danger. It lurks among piles of snowballs and when you pick it up, it is all over but the screaming. Attack of the killer rabbits, right there in the middle of a snowball fight. Shameless!

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  30. Mike!July 29, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    How, just tell me how these freaking things manage to reproduce? I mean, look at it! A fucking Tribble has a more distinct shape! What, they just jump and hump and hope beyond it hits a proper spot? They should have died out centuries ago.
    Stupid rabbits.

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  31. AlexaJuly 29, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    Definitely a tribble.

    http://www.wanderinggoblin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg

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  32. UnknownJuly 29, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    ;)

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  33. ferretluvboneJuly 29, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    no, that is a bleached, moldy turd.

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  34. Alexei01July 29, 2009 at 6:33 PM

    this is a clear rabbit fail

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  35. blonde ambition bostonJuly 29, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    That's definitely a cotton ball. Somebody lied to you!

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  36. UnknownJuly 29, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    Fucking ridiculous furball.

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  37. BlogvineJuly 29, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    ...DUCK SEASON!

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  38. Anne HJuly 29, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    back to tribbles or energizers for sure.

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  39. Simon LeongJuly 30, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    this rabbit has no chance in nature of surviving, it can't even see!

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  40. UnknownJuly 30, 2009 at 3:08 AM

    Man, whoever took that photo was brave. This is obviously the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. You can see his nasty, big, pointy teeth.

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  41. I V YJuly 30, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    awww haha that's fuunnnny

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  42. Jun OkumuraJuly 30, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    I wouldn't want to be that cotton ball when I'm taking a dump.

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  43. ESJuly 30, 2009 at 3:25 PM

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  44. Marina M.July 30, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    well, at least he doesn't have bad angles when he takes a picture !;) It's one massive fur ball !:D

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  45. Iron RhinoJuly 30, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    ...I have been following your Blog for some time now, and I must say, U are an 'effin genius!

    :^)

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  46. AnonymousJuly 30, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    I actually own an angora rabbit myself, and if I didn't get him shaved down every 5 weeks, he would look EXACTLY like that cotton ball! Rabbits rule!

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  47. AnonymousJuly 31, 2009 at 5:31 AM

    Friggin albino merkins!

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  48. AnonymousJuly 31, 2009 at 5:35 AM

    How many friggin animals do you think wipe there asses on cute Mr bunny?

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  49. UnknownAugust 1, 2009 at 6:07 AM

    That is a HUGE cotton ball. Do you think they sell any at Walmart?

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  50. mermaydAugust 2, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    i hate RABBITS! i hate BUNNIES more. evil, evil deceptive creatures wrapped in cute cuddlyness that masks their deceptive nature. when i was 11 i was attacked by my best friends bunny. it bit my 11 year old boob and hung on for dear life. scarred me for ever. may they all burn!!!! 'cept the white rabbit from alice in wonderland. stopwatches are cool

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  51. VanZandtGrrlAugust 7, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    Clearly it is photoshopped.... or maybe not....

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  52. HillaryAugust 9, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    This guy IS a genius, Iron Rhino, but some of his commenters might not be...

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  53. ZephardiiAugust 12, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    Sneaky fucking rabbit.

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  54. ZephardiiAugust 12, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    Sneaky fucking rabbits.

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  55. crisabellaAugust 12, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  56. UnknownJune 1, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    disgustingly cute picture of an angora rabbit found through google http://z.about.com/d/exoticpets/1/0/K/k/Iepuriswr016.jpg

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