What's with the stupid pose, Cat? I'm sure you think you are just headed for the Sears catalog now... or you are making fun of people who are headed for the Sears catalog. I'm going to be honest with you, Cat, you look like a total loser, so I really hope this isn't your laid-back-but-sophisticated look.
On the other hand, if you're really trying to make an ironic statement about funny photo portraits in a turn-of-the-century trucker-hat kind of way, then a. I hate you and b. you really should have gone all the way. So either way, fuck you, Cat. The hours of Photoshop I will get out of you cannot heal the part of my soul you have destroyed. But I will try, Cat. I. will. try.
Hah! EH..Cat,you might want to hear this.
ReplyDeleteThe pipe you had in your mouth while you were trying to find the right "shot" is now on the couch...BURNING.
Your left paw looks like a used brillow pad and is starting to sizzle.Whatever Cat.
I'm speechless, here, cat. What's up with that look?
ReplyDeleteWhat is your "other paw" doing whilst you stare me in the eye.
ReplyDeleteYou dirty boy.
The lasers got me good.
ReplyDeleteI think I just found my little Papito's father. Papi you're not a bastard anymore!
ReplyDeleteThat cat's totally getting ready to neg you. You can tell he's been working that same pose all over LA.
ReplyDeleteYawn.
It's not the pose that bothers me--hell, my cats pose better than that. It's the fucking ascot.
ReplyDeleteThat's the same look my cat gives me when I say, "here kitty kitty."
ReplyDeleteThe self-esteem oozing out of this cat is disgusting.
ReplyDeletePoor cat. I think he's just misunderstood.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. Really, that's all I can say! :)
ReplyDeleteOMG I CANNOT BELIEVE I FOUND YOU!!! I feel as if this is kismet! I would LOVE for you contact me--I have a funny smart ass book coming out in March about my evil parrot with Simon Spotlight Entertainment (WINGING IT: A MEMOIR OF CARING FOR A VENGEFUL PARROT WHO'S DETERMINED TO KILL ME)--pitching it as sort of David Sedaris meets Marley & Me with a deadly beak, and would be so beyond thrilled if you'd consider blurbing me. I hope you aren't so slammed you can't do it...I'd even give you the Clifs notes version if that would help!
ReplyDeleteI am so stoked to read your book--it sounds awesome! i think you can email me from the link to this but if not reply to me on here (pref not a 'no way in hell' reply, btw) and i'll get you my email addy. thanks!
jennygardiner
www.jennygardiner.net
I'd laugh even if I wasn't having a beer. Great photoshop.
ReplyDeleteHere's a fact: All cats are assholes. This just proves it.
ReplyDeleteCat.
ReplyDeleteThis cat is awfully smug for someone who is probably upside down in his kitty condo payments. Good luck on your short sell you arrogant s.o.b.
ReplyDeleteThis cat thinks he's the shit. Well, you're not cat!
ReplyDeleteFuck Cats
ReplyDeleteThis is same friggin look my pussy gives when he's scratched the shit out of my couch. And don't think I can't see you flipping the bird.
ReplyDeleteI bet the cat's name is Baron or something pompous like that ! lol
ReplyDeleteI like is self-confidence ! :)
Dear Cat:
ReplyDeleteDon't let all the arrogant sophistication go to your head - your litter still stinks!
There's a human hiding inside that cat...
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ReplyDeletemine also does that.
ReplyDeleteThat's the most interesting cat in the world. I am just wondering where the Dos Equis is.
ReplyDeletethat cat is the man. (very confident)
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's smug. That cat has had his way with all of the 2009 Penthouse Pets and most of the Pussycat Dolls.
ReplyDeleteI bet he is squeezing one out on the couch as he sits there.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know how this picture got Lazerized? I have so many pictures I must do this too! Just for the record I think the cat was being ironic!
ReplyDeleteShouldn't that fucker go catch a mouse or something?
ReplyDeleteFor the laser inclined:
ReplyDeletehttp://steeez.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/laserbackground.jpg
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ReplyDeleteseriously?? come on, they're ANIMALS. All you people here are taking this blog WAYYY to seriously... i mean, i really don't see the point of criticizing animals that don't even know what they're doing..... this blog is really..... disgusting.
ReplyDeleteCan't you tell by the posé?
ReplyDeleteThe fucker knows just what he is doing. trixy kitty's.
This is the kind of cat you would never want to introduce to your girlfriend
ReplyDeleteOh my, he's the Most Interesting Man in the Cat World. People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
ReplyDeleteHe can disarm you with his looks…or his hands…either way.
Be still, my heart...lol
@Mark
ReplyDeleteI think you're the only one here taking it seriously. Think about it.
Oh Mark,they KNOW.
ReplyDelete(see Mailbag Otter for details)
So, where's the cocktail for his other paw?
ReplyDeleteThat cat is saying, Bitch, where's my newspaper?
ReplyDeleteActually, he looks like he's auditioning for the "Most interesting man in the world" beer commercial. And this cat is also messing with us. I can feel the contempt all the way over here.
ReplyDeleteWe write so different.....u write fiction i write truth, u write humour i write practical hardship, u write for fun i write for people to realise wats wrong with da society......so after writting on serious stuff, i come here to read and relax maself....u r an awesome writter dude.....loved ur blog :)
ReplyDeleteBy they way thats da gangsta luk dis pussy is givin, lol...i mean da cat :P
ReplyDeleteQuit shitting in my plants!
ReplyDeleteCooldog did this first, then it was Coolbaby via Lamebook, get some fucking original material you feline piece of apathy!
ReplyDeleteOh my God, I burst out laughing (and continued doing so for 15 minutes) just from reading that cats caption.
ReplyDeleteOh hey, I was just sleeping. You don't fool me cat!!! I peeked around the book case and saw you arrange yourself. You'd like us to believe that you don't TRY to be cute. Well I know the deal and there is nothing cute about you.
ReplyDeleteI prefer a cat that is the "fat, useless, roll over on your feet because I serve no other purpose in life" type.
ReplyDeleteAm I right?
great, the caption/photo combo made me laugh so suddenly that snot bubbles came out of both of my nostrils. good thing I am reading this on a slaptop in the bathroom as tissue is within reach.
ReplyDeleteCat, you're such a douche bag. Why do you have to be one of those animals that leans over to talk to the table next to you? GET BACK TO YOUR OWN DINNER, CAT! Here's the fucking ketchup now go away.
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ReplyDeleteIs that the Robert Goulet cat or the Will Ferrill cat playing the Robert Goulet cat? Coconut Bangers Ball: It's a Rap!
ReplyDeleteMy cat eats porch meat.
ReplyDeleteLaser cat = AMAZING. nice work.
ReplyDeleteI think the Cat is just waiting for you to BRING IT!
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ReplyDeleteمنتديات بانوراما مصر منتدى مصرى للحوار
fuck you puto. dat is why in my con-try, they put you in da box and kick you down the street. F-ing puto, stupid wey! if i eber see joo I'n gonna freaking kill you in jour face. !Pendajo!
ReplyDeleteFuck you puto! stupid gato, joo tink jur kool ehn? no-boddy like joo okaaye! Dat is why in my con-tree, we putd joo in a box and kick-ing joou down da freakking streeet! Eff-ing wey. Ifb i eber see joo on the street i'n gonna kill joo. Pendajo!
ReplyDeleteHEY, YOU MEANT TO SAY "ALL THE WAY". DUMMY!
ReplyDeleteBloody hell looks like my cat! My cat is a grump who hates me mind you.
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