Friday, August 14, 2009

You'll take Manhattan when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands


This dog's name is Snapdragon, which not coincidentally is the PERFECT FUCKING NAME for this Muppet-looking motherfucker. I was sent in this picture by a person pretending to be the owner, but honestly is there any possible way this is a real dog? And if it is a real dog, it should be taken away because it is clearly fucking out of its mind high. THERE IS NO WAY I'M COMING TO SIT ON THAT COUCH WITH YOU, DOG. I don't care how many episodes of Planet Earth you have cued up.

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37 comments:

  1. The only frog with his own blogAugust 14, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    OOH MY GOD.. I WANT TO CRY.. THIS DOG IS NOT FAIR.. I am ruined..

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  2. dmfAugust 14, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    he looks so smug. like a smug muppet. a smuppet.

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  3. tea_pleaseAugust 14, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    Have you seen the 9th Configuration?
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081237/ It's worth watching anyway but in it there's a dude who has cast Hamlet with dog actors. The lead dog looks like THIS dog (well, but covered in mop strings)!

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  4. AnonymousAugust 14, 2009 at 9:03 AM

    I think he kinda looks like John McCain.

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  5. Hello NakaAugust 14, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    u always crack me up ^^

    that dog does look very smug with itself too :P

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  6. MaraAugust 14, 2009 at 9:11 AM

    @El He does kinda look like McCain! Scary.

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  7. hiphophippie.comAugust 14, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    I wish the person who has his arm up that dog's ass, making his head and mouth move would get a life.

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  8. GainaAugust 14, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    What you see on that dog's face is not adoration for his master. He is merely trying to decide how many pounds you weigh so he can figure out how long you'll take in the oven.

    He's evil I tell you. Eeeeeviiiillll.

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  9. UnknownAugust 14, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    Freedom ain't free dog! It takes a buck o' five...You're making the bald eagles cry! EVERYWHERE. Get off the couch. Looking regal is not a job!

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  10. AnonymousAugust 14, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    Geez, it's hard getting a good taxidermist these days. I think he should have made his friggin eyes wider for starters.

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  11. The Peach TartAugust 14, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    I think he looks stoned.

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  12. AnonymousAugust 14, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    Oh Jesus Christ. I can't even pretend to hate this dog. I just want to make kissy noises at him and ruffle him all over. I bet he feels like a lambskin rug.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 14, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    Could Snapdragon perhaps be one of those Hollywood children? I didn't hear much about THIS guy after his run of success was over
    http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif
    You be the judge.

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  14. UnknownAugust 14, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    He's fucking adorable in a very very creepy way.

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  15. Grace MatthewsAugust 14, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    I think he has to fart!

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  16. UnknownAugust 14, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    This dog is exactly why this blog is important.

    You know why THIS dog is dangerous? Because I would kill targets of the dog's choice if that mother-fucker would sing "Rainbow Connection" to me.

    Please tell me where he lives so I can avoid this danger.

    No really - I promise I won't go over there to see if he sings.

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  17. foxyAugust 14, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    what was that, doggie? you want to share that doobie you just smoked with me? uh, okay....

    wait. i'm pretty sure that's a ploy. RESIST TEMPTATION AT ALL COST!

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  18. DHAugust 14, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Apparently, Shari Lewis isn't dead....

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  19. BunneeAugust 14, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    Fuck it! Snapdragon is all kinds of adorable. There, I said it.

    *hangs head in shame*

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  20. AnonymousAugust 14, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    This fucking dog is vomit inducingly cute. I hope ends his fucking life in a fucking Chinese restaurant's kitchen.

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  21. AnonymousAugust 14, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Cute toydog...

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  22. girl6August 14, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    Oh, man! That dude is so baked! He just totally dusted a fat spliff. Look, he's all ike, "Wait...what?"

    Fuckin' bogart.

    That's bogus, bro. Not cool, Fluffy. Not cool.

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  23. WR August 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    He kind of looks like Obama...it's that Mona Lisa smile.

    But...he probably just ate his human's dinner and they don't know it yet.

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  24. The Igloo OvenAugust 14, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    Snapdragon looks much like the imaginary dog I blame my farts on.

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  25. Entrepreneur ChickAugust 14, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    I don't know. I'm dog sensative today. I wish you had a cute frog or a panda bear to comment on- oh, I'm all furious over Micheal Vick being picked up by the Eagles.
    "Aww, HELL NO, PHIL EAGLES!"
    http://entrepreneurchick.blogspot.cm
    Can you find the panda or the frog tomorrow please?

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  26. UnknownAugust 15, 2009 at 5:43 AM

    That dog has all kinds of wickedness up its sleeve. I bet that fucker actually has sleeves. He probably tore them off his last victim.

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  27. julesAugust 15, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    That dog is absolutely, positively hands down high! (And adorable, but definitely high)

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  28. UnknownAugust 15, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    ;)

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  29. AringtonAugust 15, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    dead. this fucking dog killed me.

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  30. Hopelessly ImperfectAugust 15, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    I'd watch Planet Earth with this dog

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  31. GhostFolk.comAugust 16, 2009 at 3:33 AM

    This is not a dog. You really messed up. This is a photo of Fred MacMurray at, as best I can tell, age 12.

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  32. Glory von HathorAugust 16, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Pah. I'm going to be singing the theme tune to Fraggle Rock all bloody day now. Damn you Snapdragon. Damn you and your Henson-like face.

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  33. Mike!August 16, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    If this dog isn't a Muppet, it wants to be one in the worst way. What's the worst way? Do you want someone's hand up your ass? Just look at that expression, nothing else says I want a hand up my ass quite like that stupid fucking smile does.

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  34. UnknownAugust 16, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    This thing's gotta be out of an Ikea catalog. Maybe you can buy a dog prop from their store for decoration.

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  35. KateAugust 18, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    That dog looks like it was a perfect stuffed animal that someone brought to life! I never knew there was such cuteness out there. My head might just explode from it all!

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  36. Michael JSeptember 8, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    I think this dog is plotting another attack against the US.

    Look at his face, trying to play cute when in reality, he's developing a master plan to conquer the world and destroy it with his hidden talons.

    I see you Muppet, looking into my eyes because you know that I know your story. You're going down, Bitch, yea you're going down!

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  37. dean10003November 8, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    The Gund Tag has been photoshopped out.

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