Don't be coy, you fucking semi-aquatic jerk. Your dashing good looks and slightly tilted head are not going to work on me. And what's with the one foot forward? Are you in a beauty pageant or something? Cause I got news for you: THE ZEBRA IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS. Stay humble, Hippo. No one likes a show-off.
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Dude... hippos will fuck you up, yo. They are killing machines. I'd rather deal with most any other animal. They will chew you up, spit you out... and eat you.
it's just a hippo dude...
or is it?
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this is just about the funniest thing I've ever read. brava
everyone knows that one foot forward takes ten pounds off you.
i am so completely in love with you, ornery blog writer individual. man or woman. i don't care.
I'm serious. Hippos are brutal killing machines. Crocs are afraid of hippos.
this is the stupidest shit ever...
What a delusional creature. Such an overblown self-image can only lead to disappointment.
The hippo is considered the most dangerous animals in the african animal kingdom due to its size in proportion to its ability to to be so elusive at the same time. It moves without being detected especially in the water. That being said...
I hope that hippo is cool, but if he's not and he's anything like the late night talk show host with the initials D and L, I hope his son develops a masturbating problem and that his son masturbates on his face (but not in a gay way).
What up, Rusty? Why you gotta hate on Letterman?
Or would the whole incestuous face-jizz thing be a reward and not punishment, in your eyes? Well, you know, literally IN your eyes would be punishment for sure, but why do you want a milky Letterman? WHY, Rusty? Hungry, hungry Hippo got your brains?
P.S. My verification word now is "comegen".
Coincidence? i think not.
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