Monday, November 17, 2008

Dolphin swagger makes me sick



Oh my god, Dolphin, you smug little shit. What is with that smile? You think just because you can recognize yourself in a mirror you can go around acting like your shit doesn't smell? (It smells, right?) You need to wipe that smile off your face, Dolphin, or I'm going to come in there, have a religious-like experience swimming with you, and then wipe it off for you.

3 comments:

  1. This asshole's like that guy in the bar who slept with your girl and gives you that fuckin' stink-eye as if to say 'Yeah, I nailed her; and there's not a damn hing you can do about it.'

    Douche.

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