Thursday, November 13, 2008

Manatees think they can get away with it




I'm on to you, Manatee. Just because you are arguably the ugliest animal on the planet does not allow you to be so GODDAMNED cute. What's with the stubby fins and the giant nose? That's just wrong, Manatee. And lose some weight, for crying out loud. You look like a sea cow. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

4 comments:

  1. And hey, Manatees? Stay away from the propellers of boats-unless you LIKE the scars-hey, wait, are you a cutter animal? Manimal? What are you anyway, a cow or a fish? Stupid creature. You are too cute and stupid to live.

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  3. dammit, Look, I was gonna say the same thing!

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