Monday, December 1, 2008

Hippo charm is a fucking joke


Don't be coy, you fucking semi-aquatic jerk. Your dashing good looks and slightly tilted head are not going to work on me. And what's with the one foot forward? Are you in a beauty pageant or something? Cause I got news for you: THE ZEBRA IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS. Stay humble, Hippo. No one likes a show-off.
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12 comments:

  1. BrandonDecember 15, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    New location of hippo image:

    http://www.ashrita.com/system/files/images/blog/images/hippo3.jpg

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  2. andiamapcDecember 15, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    Dude... hippos will fuck you up, yo. They are killing machines. I'd rather deal with most any other animal. They will chew you up, spit you out... and eat you.

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  3. MDecember 15, 2008 at 11:33 PM

    it's just a hippo dude...
    or is it?

    (must follow and share this blog!)

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  4. BGDecember 18, 2008 at 7:22 AM

    this is just about the funniest thing I've ever read. brava

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  5. AnonymousDecember 18, 2008 at 11:32 AM

    everyone knows that one foot forward takes ten pounds off you.

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  6. caballeraDecember 19, 2008 at 4:59 PM

    i am so completely in love with you, ornery blog writer individual. man or woman. i don't care.

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  7. Danny SichelDecember 20, 2008 at 8:54 PM

    I'm serious. Hippos are brutal killing machines. Crocs are afraid of hippos.

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  8. DemostheneDecember 23, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    this is the stupidest shit ever...

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  9. MichaelDecember 25, 2008 at 10:47 AM

    What a delusional creature. Such an overblown self-image can only lead to disappointment.

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  10. rustyoneillJune 29, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    The hippo is considered the most dangerous animals in the african animal kingdom due to its size in proportion to its ability to to be so elusive at the same time. It moves without being detected especially in the water. That being said...

    I hope that hippo is cool, but if he's not and he's anything like the late night talk show host with the initials D and L, I hope his son develops a masturbating problem and that his son masturbates on his face (but not in a gay way).

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  11. HoboSimianOctober 6, 2009 at 3:01 AM

    What up, Rusty? Why you gotta hate on Letterman?
    Or would the whole incestuous face-jizz thing be a reward and not punishment, in your eyes? Well, you know, literally IN your eyes would be punishment for sure, but why do you want a milky Letterman? WHY, Rusty? Hungry, hungry Hippo got your brains?

    P.S. My verification word now is "comegen".
    Coincidence? i think not.

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  12. John LegacyJune 23, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    Thanks for sharing, much appreciated and useful post, congrat and keep on track!
    Xenical Online

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