Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I know you can hear me, Fox


Fox, let's be real with each other. I know you are pretending to sleep right now, because you can hear beetles walking on sand. So either you can turn those things off, or you are just playing around here. DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, FOX? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? You better not wake up right when I finish this post, Fox. I will not be happy.

UPDATE: GOD DAMMIT, FOX
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24 comments:

  1. the Constantly Dramatic OneDecember 23, 2008 at 6:46 AM

    Goddamn fox thinks he can get away from anything. Well you know what?! You can't fox! You CAN'T!

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  2. SueDecember 23, 2008 at 6:54 AM

    and do something about those fucking obnoxious ears already. what are you, will smith of the fox world? as if.

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  3. RecoveryDecember 23, 2008 at 7:05 AM

    that fox is a goddamn american hating terrorist.
    i bet he's dreaming about his 72 virgins after he suicide bombs us.
    get real, people.

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  4. GojiroDecember 23, 2008 at 7:43 AM

    WHY DO YOU CANCEL ALL THE GOOD SHOWS, FOX? Fuck you. You canceled Firefly!

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  5. Talk With No ThoughtDecember 23, 2008 at 8:01 AM

    You can't sleep your problems away fox, and you look like a fool when you try to. You jerk.

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  6. skwilliDecember 23, 2008 at 8:20 AM

    What big ears you have Mr. Fox. Everybody's emulating Obama these days. Get your own gig, will ya.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 23, 2008 at 8:30 AM

    And what's with that teeny-tiny nose, fox? I suspect you've had some work done. Why can't you just accept yourself the way you are?

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  8. RavenmnDecember 23, 2008 at 8:53 AM

    That color is SOOOO fake. Straight out of a box, fox! I bet you're nothing but gray under there.

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  9. DHDecember 23, 2008 at 10:15 AM

    And what really pisses me off, Fox, is you probably get better digital TV reception with those fucking faux ears than I do with all my rabbit ears combined.

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  10. JediJeffDecember 23, 2008 at 10:34 AM

    Foxes. Sneaky bastards. The whole lot of them. The only animal less trustworthy than a fox is a barn owl.

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  11. FUCatsDecember 23, 2008 at 10:58 AM

    I still like you Fox, in spite of your stupid games. I'm getting this guy to tickle you behind your ears.

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  12. JoeyDecember 23, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    What the fuck, Fox? Like you can't hear me say FETCH?

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  13. Crispy BananaDecember 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM

    yea fox, you asshole. Don't think I forgot about those slutty pictures you took last summer, they are still in my inbox. one wrong move and you are toast.


    (no?)

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  14. gibsongirlDecember 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    Yesterday, at the mall, this guy called me foxy. I turned around and punched him in his fun junk. Who's foxy now ya bastard.

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  15. roseDecember 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
    I BET YOU KNOW THE ANSWER FOX! you don't even need to be in the forest to hear the tree fall, do you? DO YOU?!?!?!
    hear THIS fox! (flip off)

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  16. CindyDecember 23, 2008 at 12:32 PM

    The fox is just your average, run-of-the-mill vermin feeding on mice, rats, etc. I see nothing foxy or sly about you fox.

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  17. UnknownDecember 23, 2008 at 2:32 PM

    I like foxes. With mayo and club sauce.

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  18. AnonymousDecember 23, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    That fox is a fucking liar! This is how they usually look: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v284/103/53/166400266/n166400266_30421539_6581.jpg

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  19. MDecember 24, 2008 at 4:57 AM

    lol, your follower list is going ape-shit... You're up 60 from yesterday morning - I think it is 1850, now...

    1790 FOLLOWERS 12/23/2008 5:15am

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  20. FizzgigDecember 24, 2008 at 10:00 AM

    ok....this might be the cutest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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  21. hutch1200December 24, 2008 at 7:20 PM

    He's your typical Meth Fox. Probably crashed out after tweakin' for, like a month.

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  22. UnknownDecember 27, 2008 at 4:53 PM

    I can't stop laughing.

    I.

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  23. DCtoBC.comJanuary 8, 2009 at 8:11 PM

    yo.

    this is the fucking funniest blog i've ever, ever, ever read in my whole life son. like on some real shit, i'm crying laughing. GOT DAMMIT FOX! my eyes are still watering. you run the blogosphere. coming from a blogger. who thought he had a stronghold on the game. good god.

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