Monday, December 8, 2008

Just say no to kangaroos


Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You're just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were "chillaxin'" or something. You probably think you look pretty cool, but I know better, Kangaroo, because YOU ARE AS A HIGH AS A KITE RIGHT NOW.

Kangaroo, did you ever stop to think about the kids? Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself, and perhaps Mallomars? No, you fucking don't. So fuck you, Kangaroo. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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21 comments:

  1. BiancaDecember 8, 2008 at 11:32 PM

    omg

    amazing.
    hahaha

    i love you

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  2. Mr. OutspokenDecember 11, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    Chillax is the greatest vocab ever. Go Spock!

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  3. Saad Ali AbbasiDecember 12, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    *laughs out loud*

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  4. Alicia B. DesignsDecember 13, 2008 at 9:13 AM

    Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen/read in my whole life. WOW.

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  5. UnknownDecember 15, 2008 at 1:39 AM

    best. thing. ever.

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  6. kriz bellDecember 16, 2008 at 10:26 PM

    yes. more. brilliant. i'll take another glass of punch, thank you.

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  7. TeeDecember 17, 2008 at 8:22 PM

    Ok, Ok, I seriously can't take it anymore! How the fuck do you not run out of funny shit to say? How? Holy Cow!

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  8. vhsDecember 25, 2008 at 2:25 AM

    That's Burt Reynolds!

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    Kangaroos; whores of the outback

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  10. GRK.January 22, 2009 at 6:48 AM

    "Chillax" is the twattiest word ever.

    The word verification bit below presently reads "legdag". Now that's a great word!

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  11. QaliqoSeptember 28, 2009 at 11:34 AM

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  12. QaliqoSeptember 28, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    "Products" is some douchebag panda's idea of a useful bot. I know all about your damned dresses, panda, and I know you've been underwriting this whole Australian mammal theme at FYP because you know marsupials can't resist bamboo - it wicks away moisture. Go chew a shoot and make yourself into a blanket, panda, we don't need your kind propping up the stoned kangaroo lobby.

    P.S. I know it was you that made the "crazy purchase", and I know where you live, panda. Watch your back.

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  13. HoboSimianOctober 6, 2009 at 3:53 AM

    What is UP with the hairy porno man upper body? Like a HUMAN man! Those arms....the pose...the uber-confident bedroom expression...
    Who do you think you ARE, Kangaroo? TOM motherfucking JONES?

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  14. El CaganerNovember 21, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Kangaroos make nice shoes. I fed a kangaroo porch meat once.

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  15. sandyDecember 13, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    hahahahah!!!!!

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  16. UnknownDecember 22, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    what a fucking douchebag, i bet he keeps bottles of rohypnol to slide in his dates drinks in that pouch and wears eternity by CK with his fancy popped collar...IF HE WORE A SHIRT THAT IS...hes to cocky for clothing...fucking prick

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  17. TomDecember 30, 2009 at 6:04 AM

    Being a kangaroo, I feel as though I have to stand up for our species...

    That is the ugliest fucking kangaroo I've ever seen.

    We don't all look so bad! Fuck you, ugly kangaroo!

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  18. Feras BatarsehMarch 19, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Man, i love your blog!
    Awesome job...

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  19. TamCaPJune 11, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    So damn fitting.

    link

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  20. Wood DuckAugust 1, 2010 at 7:03 AM

    Kangaroos are the biggest stoners.

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  21. UnknownJanuary 8, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    And put some fucking PANTS on you sick fuck! No one wants to see that...

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