So basically this totally thoughtless motherfucker decided regular bears weren't cute enough. His solution? GIVE HIMSELF NATURAL FUCKING EYEGLASSES. Then, becoming the single cutest animal on the face of the earth, he laid on his fucking back so we could all see his goddamn belly, and then furtively glanced in our direction, thereby rendering any potential defense against his advances totally useless. Well played, Bear. I'm going to go take a shower now.
i haven't laughed this much in a while. just linked to your blog on mine. keep it up!!
ReplyDeleteYou probably didn't have strength left to mention that he is holding out his paw in a friendly handshake gesture.
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