Friday, January 2, 2009

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[On December 27, 2008, the United States Military received a transmission from Fuck You, Penguin. Based on the evidence, the NSA was able to pair the information with what they believed was an accurate depiction of what FUP was witnessing at the moment just before communication went dead. Fuck You, Penguin would return on January 5, 2009, but with no memory of the events that had led to the disappearance, or any recollection of the transmission. The following is a complete transcript of the message for your eyes only.]



So... mad... Pandas... helping other pandas... play in the snow... oh god... THEY ARE BABIES... must. stop. cuteness... fuck you... panda assholes...[/end transmission]
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38 comments:

  1. Aphro-ME-siacJanuary 2, 2009 at 7:36 AM

    I am so glad I found your blog- I have not laughed this much at a blog in a long time:)

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  2. 5holeSAVEJanuary 2, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    Evil. fuzzy. bastards. must resist urge to rub their tummies... aaaarrrgggghghhhhhh... the horror... the HORROR!!!!!!!!

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  3. Christina (BookTasty)January 2, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    If they can do this...we're all in danger...run for your bomb shelters!

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  4. BethJanuary 2, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    : dies :

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  5. Fuck You, Fuck You, PenguinJanuary 2, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    Dammit, I hate how you demean us. Fuck YOU. And you just wait- we're out to kill and destroy.

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  6. Talk With No ThoughtJanuary 2, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    Keep it up, but we will win. Oh yes, we shall be victorious against your atomic bomb of cute, you fuzzy wuzzy panda's.

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  7. KatherineJanuary 2, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    I don't believe I've seen anything more disgustingly cute than that.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    I have sending links to your blog to all my friends who fucking hate the cuteness. LMAO

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  9. CShackJanuary 2, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    Pandas are only "quasi bears." They are cute bastards who deceive and trick unwitting humans into thinking bears are cute and cuddly. The next thing you know you try and snuggle up next to a brown bear and you get mauled. Thanks for the deception of death.

    Would you mind taking on those bunny bastards next? Bunnies sneak into your heart and they play to win. Damn them.

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  10. skwilliJanuary 2, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.

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  11. FUCatsJanuary 2, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Little Panda. sniffing the icy cold butt of another little panda.

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  12. MattJanuary 2, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Hot, panda butt-sniffing. Must find the livecam.

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  13. Wicked WeaselJanuary 2, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    give me qa break with those fake black eyes that are made to make you think they are sad all the time. WTF do they have to be sad about, extinction?? Come on they are loaners anyway so in their mind the less the better.

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  14. wuJanuary 2, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    oh for fuck's sake

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  15. Frankie FreitasJanuary 2, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    you've seriously manage to improve my quality of life as of lately. I'm so fucking happy i randomly found this blog. thank you. keep up the awesome work.

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  16. TeeJanuary 2, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    You can't tell from this photo, but he isn't helpin out his fellow panda he's really gnawing off his foot!

    PANDAS ARE EAT THEIR OWN KIND AND DON'T FORGET IT NO MATTER HOW CUTE THEY ARE!

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  17. Frogs in my formulaJanuary 2, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    I don't know what to say. I really don't. But I'm pretty sure I'll be back.

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  18. BethJanuary 2, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    "you've seriously manage to improve my quality of life as of lately."

    ^^^ THIS. Really.

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  19. BethJanuary 2, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    Also, as tempting as it may become, PLEASE don't ever become a slick, ad-filled, multinational conglomerate of a blog like ICHC and Cute Overload. Yeah, we can live with some ads, but NOT LIKE THAT mess. Old school penguin-bustin' is just manna from heaven.

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  20. Dr. Jay SWJanuary 2, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Some of the great insights of our time...and in a blog that actually has both "fuck you" and "penguin" in its title....Where have you been all my life?

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  21. MichaelJanuary 2, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    First pandas were classified as bears, then as part of the raccoon family, and now they're BACK to being bears. TALK ABOUT A GREAT P.R. CAMPAIGN! These bastards CLEARLY cannot be trusted.

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  22. CynJanuary 3, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    Funny, trying to escape. Run, fuckers, run. There is no escape. Cute fucking fuckers. Wait for it...

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    In Chinese the phrase for "panda" is "bear cat" and that is just BULLSHIT.

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  24. ~eJanuary 3, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    What are they doing, an icedancing routine? F that.

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  25. CraigJanuary 3, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    You're right to mistrust those fuckin' o-so-cute pandas.

    They lure you in with that cutesy little act and before you know it. All your fuckin' bamboo is gone. GONE I tells ya!

    George Lucas will be signin' 'em up for a Star Wars movie soon.

    Those sneaky fuckers!

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  26. KimberlassJanuary 4, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    Oh my god I just found this blog and have no fucking clue how I lived one day of my life without it.

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  27. Austin S. CamachoJanuary 4, 2009 at 4:54 AM

    FUP has obviously misunderstood this photo - That panda isn't playing - One panda is helping the other escape, right over ther force field I worked so hard to create to hold them in!

    Sneaky little fuzzy bastards!!

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  28. XKillerBenXJanuary 4, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    OK pandas I'm gonna be honest with ya I don't care that your going extinct but here is a pearl of wisdom for ya GET LAID!!!! yeah I'm serious do that and I might feel sorry for you chances ares I won't though.

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    a couple of years ago I went to the San Diego Zoo and there was a mob to see them so I wait in line and what do I finally see? two of them sitting on their butts munching on bamboo! THATS IT? Thats what I waiting in line to see????

    Stupid, boring Pandas!

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  30. JoshJanuary 4, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    Penguins will not tolerate this kind insult. We're coming for your babies:

    http://gofuckyourselvesbabies.blogspot.com/

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  31. Mama CatJanuary 4, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    I enjoy your blog. I too get irritated by overly cute animals, despite the fact that I am one.

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  32. curiositistJanuary 4, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    was scared!))
    but the photo is GREAT!Pandas look like my cats)

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  33. curiositistJanuary 4, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    I can't click the mouse, i just can't leave your blog!
    amazing photo

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  34. TrishJanuary 5, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    Boss just came down the hall, says I am having too much fun.
    It's these darn cute pictures, with these darn funny comments. I am doomed...

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  35. DerekSmallsJanuary 6, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    my girlfriends nickname is panda. Fuck Her. Just kidding

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  36. UnknownJanuary 8, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    hahahahahaha... so.... awesome....

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  37. adminJanuary 9, 2009 at 5:56 AM

    my friend says: i think one panda is tossing the other's salad.
    and i say: that was the only way they could figure out to do it.

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  38. ALICEJanuary 9, 2009 at 7:07 AM

    Those assholes! Look at that... so goddamned cute... WTF??? Oh god... it's getting dark

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