Friday, January 30, 2009

It's my birthday

^^A penguin reflects on this day of remembrance.^^

No post today, I feel that the full impact of my birth is enough to keep the animals in line until Monday.

In the meantime, you can make this penguin cry by buying a shirt. For your dog. Or a mug. Or a thong. Or a 1973 Chevy Camaro (Penguins hate American made, it's why their documentary was French).
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71 comments:

  1. the Constantly Dramatic OneJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:12 AM

    Well Happy Birthday Ring Master and just for you I am gonna go and tell off those horribly, horribly cute kittens that live in the backalley of my house.

    Just. For. You.

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  2. G double dash LOCJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:13 AM

    A congratulatory FUCK YOU, PENGUIN!

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  3. natalitaJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:16 AM

    Happy Birthday! Thank you for making me laugh so much!!!

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  4. Send Kegan to OCU Music ProgramJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    Happy birthday, hope it's good one. I let my kitten know what's what just now, just for you

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  5. kimJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    Happy Birthday..in your honor I'm going to go shove those precious little chickadees off the perch on my bird feeders...their tiny, puffy feathers, getting blown about by the snow and wind..holding on for dear life trying to grab a sunflower seed or two. such annoying tenacity and cunning...

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  6. Laila PJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:25 AM

    It's hilarious that you actually sell a FUP thong!
    Happy birthday! Keep on keeping those cute bastards in line for a long time to come!

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  7. Tim McNuttJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    I will be kicking a puppy in your honor today, which is different from most days when I kick puppies to get hard. It like free viagra....

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  8. KatieJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    I like birthdays and penguins. like it.

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  9. NannersJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Happy Birthday!
    <3
    Nanners

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  10. Lisa JohnsonJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    Happy Birthday! I feel like I should go outside and stare down a squirrel in your honor.

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  11. Noob MommyJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    Happy Birthday :) I will go tell my fat cat to go suck it in your honor. ;P

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:04 AM

    Happy birthday to you!

    I like your blog a lot, it really is hilarious. :)

    Greets from Germany,
    Yasmin

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  13. Your baby is an assholeJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    Happy Birthday skankasorous.

    Love,
    www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

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  14. kayce.January 30, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    happy birthday, bitch!

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    Well happy birthday!

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  16. Kafka Stole My BikeJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    Happy b-day- I'm going to shake the shit out of my neighbor's dog as soon as I get home.

    Just. For. You.

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  17. billypaintbrushJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    "I HAVE CARRIED A WATERMELON" ??

    hey, yasmintee, speaking of Urkomisch, pretty funny FUP site auf Deutsch

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  18. UnknownJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Happy Birthday, you've still got work to do: http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=22674&display=photoshop&page=5000#entries :)

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  19. HobbesBurnsJanuary 30, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    Mine too. Happy puppy blending.

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  20. Hiro, The IncredibleJanuary 30, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    happy birthday! eat a cake!

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  21. UnknownJanuary 30, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    Happy birthday you hilarious evil genius!!

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  22. CassaundraJanuary 30, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    go penguin, it's your birthday!

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  23. MameJanuary 30, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    Thanks. Now I hate and dread the weekend. On the upside, I live for Mondays and the return of FUP!

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  24. UnknownJanuary 30, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Happy Birthday! Thank you for helping me get through the work day when I need a good laugh!

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    FUP makes it feel like our birthday everyday. The oh so precious gems we're given are the best presents evah!!

    Happy Birthday to the coolest smartass out there.

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  26. acd1135January 30, 2009 at 9:57 AM

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  27. TraycinaJanuary 30, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Well Happy Fucking Birthday.

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  28. JediJeffJanuary 30, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Happy birthday, asshole.

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  29. Kelly SmithJanuary 30, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    Happy birthday to you, whoever YOU are. Who ARE you, anyway? Curious minds NEED to know.

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  30. ColleenJanuary 30, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    Love the thong AND the doggie shirt that says, "I am part of the problem."

    Happy Birthday, buttmunch!

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  31. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    I just stumbled across your blog recently, and it had me entertained for a good 28 minutes of valuable work time while i cought up on it. I am now hooked. Happy Birthday!

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  32. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    I just stumbled across your blog recently, and it had me entertained for a good 28 minutes of valuable work time while i cought up on it. I am now hooked. Happy Birthday!

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  33. PhilosopherQueenJanuary 30, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    Happy Birthday!

    And thank you for providing me with much needed laughter 5 days a week!

    Now go get hammered :)

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  34. gregoryyyJanuary 30, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Happy Birthday!!
    Ah yes,what a day to celebrate,and,reflect.
    I have learned a lot here so far. Like "not" drinking coffee while reading FUB,it usually comes out my nose or i start choking from it.

    Staying calm when provoked by these animals(i am looking your way -bunny).

    I can only there will be no sneak attack over the weekend....

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  35. DHJanuary 30, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    HFB! BFD.

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  36. TeeJanuary 30, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    Happy Birthday!

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  37. UnknownJanuary 30, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    Oh, I see what you're doing, You think it's so fucking cute you have a birthday. Well guess what dumbshit? This birthday thing? EVERYONE HAS ONE. That's right you are the least special (not to mention original) web blog ever. In fact i was so bored reading your pathetic, average, run of the mill posts that i banged my head against my keyboard until i got to cute overload!

    That's right! What do you think of that, FUP? NOTHING, HUH? That's what i thought. Respect.

    fuck your birthday fuck you penguin

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  38. UnknownJanuary 30, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    I look forward to seeing what you can do with this - the second photo is undeniably cute !

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/south_of_scotland/7854141.stm

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  39. DaveWJanuary 30, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    Oh come on.

    When you're my age every birthday will feel like a death sentence and if you think you're sick of penguins now just you wait. I spend my weekends making penguin range targets.

    Get a grip on yourself man. We got a civilization to defend.

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  40. killahmcgillahJanuary 30, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Hey dude. (Lady? I dunno...)

    Check this shit out:

    http://www.nbcbayarea.com/around_town/the_scene/Zoo_Babies.html

    Three words: FUCKING ZOO BABIES.

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  41. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    happyy birthday!

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  42. coinscankillJanuary 30, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    My birthday was yesterday. So a big Happy fucking birthday to us!

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  43. JeffJanuary 30, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Happy Birthday dude. In your honor I won't feed my fish today.

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  44. yarravillewahineJanuary 30, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Hey, it's my birthday too! I knew I liked you for a reason!

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  45. JACQUELINE TRUONGJanuary 30, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Aw, Happy Birthday silly one. I told my pugs to, "Man Up" just for you! Albeit, one titled his head side to side in confusion and the other stared back bug-eyed then wagged his tail...

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  46. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    You couldn't do a post on your birthday?!?

    Why?

    I mean, shit, IT'S THE SAME DAMN JOKE EVERY DAY!

    Sure, we retards keep laughing, but still, it's NOT ROCKET SCIENCE to post this twaddle.

    Slacker.





    (Happy Birthday.)

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  47. UnknownJanuary 31, 2009 at 2:19 AM

    ;-)

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  48. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2009 at 3:29 AM

    Happy birthday!!

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  49. AllgaulJanuary 31, 2009 at 6:09 AM

    My cutest cat called you a bad name and I heard some other cute animals laughing about how you took off on your birthday. I hope on Monday you tell them what's what!
    Happy Birthday however belated it is at this point.

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  50. KathleenJanuary 31, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    Happy Post-Birthday Day!

    Try to forget that you were once an adorable infant.

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  51. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    Happy Birthday from Dubai!

    I went to the pet store today to buy some shit. I told the snakes, the budgies, the african grey parrot, the cockatoo, the hamsters, the adorable french grey kitten and the mini-dachshund, not to mention the fish and finally the terrapins,
    "Youse can all fuck yourselves!"

    After that I got arrested and deported. But it felt good!

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  52. JessJanuary 31, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Happy B-day awesome person. man, i am so jealous, i <3 b-days. especially my own.

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  53. MotorWeek SucksJanuary 31, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    Fuck you and your birthday! And fuck Camaros! :)

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  54. KetaJanuary 31, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Many happy returns of the day (well the next day). Hope it was f'n fine.

    In your honor I have baked a cake

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  55. MaggieJanuary 31, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    so you're an aquarius, huh? that explains why you have no soul and why there's a blackhole where your heart should be. happy belated =)

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  56. DJJanuary 31, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    No greater birthday present for me than to know I share it with the genius behind this spectacle.

    Thanks for the laughs, Happy (belated) Birthday!!!

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  57. Karla MayJanuary 31, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Dude, you share your birthday with ME and Dick "Fuck you, Penguin and everyone else while I'm at it" Cheney.

    You are one lucky bastard.

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  58. Lackluster ProcrastinatorJanuary 31, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    Happy belated. I hope you got snugged by a gigantic Panda.

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  59. Kelly SmithFebruary 1, 2009 at 6:04 AM

    I have to say - that cake was fucking hilarious.

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  60. UnknownFebruary 1, 2009 at 6:15 AM

    I am so fucking excited that we share the same birthday! Thanks for putting a smile on my face every day.

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  61. OzarkTroutBumFebruary 1, 2009 at 7:31 AM

    I'm sure cute furry things the world over breathed a collective sigh of relief at this news.

    Fuck them, they don't deserve the break, you are too generous.

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  62. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    hey- your blog is hysterical. have you seen this dude & his best friend duck?
    http://atomicswerve.wordpress.com/2009/02/01/trucking-duck/

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  63. Katie-Banana_PeelFebruary 1, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    Your Blog is stupid.

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  64. mereFebruary 1, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    i love your blog. happy birthday. and i told my dog to fuck off.

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  65. susanFebruary 1, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Happy Birthday , Fuck You! I'm wearing your thong all day to celebrate.

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  66. JessFebruary 1, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    Happy birthday!
    heh, I knew you were and Aquarius ;)

    I'll go say, "fuck you, you stain on society" to my dog, just for you ;)

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  67. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2009 at 3:13 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    YOU BELONG IN THE ZOO
    YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
    AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE TOO
    ...
    HAVE A GOOD ONE!!

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  68. Lee BemroseFebruary 2, 2009 at 4:36 AM

    Birthdays are gay. You must be gay. I'd say happy birthday and thanks for the laughs, but that would be gay.

    (I'll go outside now and shout like a Viking at some pigeons in your honour... I don't think that would be gay).

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  69. CherylFebruary 2, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    happy belated birthday! hey, how bout we get married to celebrate? i love you, FU, Penguin!!!!

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  70. Duncan ButterflyFebruary 8, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Wow. The Camaro really went bad after '69, didn't it?

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  71. hemaAugust 6, 2010 at 1:36 AM

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