I see you eyeing me, Armadillo, and I have to say I don't care for it. It's not that weird for me to be interested, YOU ARE AN ARMADILLO IN A BUCKET. Did you think this kind of thing would go unchallenged? The truth of the matter is, armadillos should never be in buckets. We've all seen you out there rolling yourself into a ball, digging holes, and dancing on the internet. An armadillo has to do what an armadillo has to do. But there's no reason you should pop out of that bucket, with your little nose and your big ears and those paws and give me a big stink eye, like, "Yeah, that's right, I'm an armadillo, and I'm inside your fucking bucket." All I have to say is you better get right out of that bucket, Armadillo, and get the HELL out of my face. Your days of weird-looking intimidation are semi-over, Armadillo.
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ReplyDeletesometimes armadillos have no choice but to pop out of buckets and declare their grandness.
ReplyDeleteyes, i see grandness in that armadillo.
I think Armadillos give everyone the "eye". Now dancing on the internet is news to me!
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Armadillos: the very definition of ugly cute. Also, a bucket? Really. Get back to the desert.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to inform you, Mr. Dillo, that the role of Iron Man has been ably filled by Robert Downey, Jr. But thank you for your audition; perhaps we can use you in the next X-Men movie.
ReplyDeleteThat's the most disturbing thing I've seen since my grandpa bent over to pick up his car keys, while wearing only a hospital gown. **shudder**
ReplyDeleteYou know what Armadillo? Buckets are so yesterday. Try getting some fashion sense. Don't even get me started about the body armour. You better hope I don't run into you Armadillo, cause when I do I'm gonna give YOU the stink eye!
ReplyDeleteSuch a complicated character! Would you want to haul that much gear to work? Though fully dressed, he makes me feel naked -- and I like it.
ReplyDeleteWell hello there, Armadillo. I see you've popped your collar like EVERY OTHER DOUCHE IN AMERICA! Seriously, keep listening to Fall Out Boy and Avenged Sevenfold and get the fuck out of that bucket. Shouldn't you be in the gym doing curls directly in front of the women on the treadmills? I bet you'd have a faux-hawk if you had hair. Go find your pastel-colored polo shirt and leave me the fuck alone....
ReplyDeleteDidn't I see this joker in Demolition Man?
ReplyDeleteAn angry looking young man.
ReplyDeleteHe's a thief, too. He stole that bucket from a walrus.
ReplyDeleteLeprosy. Dude.
ReplyDeleteWhoever designed armadillos had to be on 'shrooms.
ReplyDeleteWhat, Armadillo? Do you think someone thought you were a rock? No one falls for that "roll up in an armored ball bit" anymore. What is this, vaudeville?
ReplyDeleteAlmost looks like he's trying to seduce as well. Make up your mind, armadillo!
ReplyDeletewho do you think you are, armadillo? the fonz? stop trying to look cool and get out the fucking bucket. you would never catch the fonz in a bucket, now would you?
ReplyDeleteasshat.
That fucker ain't trying to look cool. He just is cool.
ReplyDeletearmadillo, you seem to have a raging personality disorder. i can't decide if you are a diva from "around the way" with those flo jo looking nails, or are you a fucking dirty hippie that refuses to shave? hey sybil, pick one and go with it.
ReplyDeleteThis must be photo-shopped; an armadillo's natural state is smooshed dead on a highway.
ReplyDeleteThat's why they're called "Texas Speed Bumps".
Armadillos look scary...
ReplyDeleteway to carry leprosy, dickbag
ReplyDeleteThe subtleties of your blog are truly life-enhancing and every visitor needs to be more introspect when coalescing their criticisms. Bravo, author, and to all woodland creature I decry, the jig is up!
ReplyDeleteI swerve on purpose!
ReplyDeletei don't care for these fuckers... unless they bounce when rolled up as a ball...
ReplyDeleteArmando's got some skills man, he makes me jealous...
ReplyDeletethose things are horrifying.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the hairy Pits, armadillo? Oh-I GET IT NOW...ARM-a- dillo! You sneaky attention whore with the Euro style pits! It's almost clever enough...but not quite!
ReplyDeleteIf I was in the mafia I would fill that bucket up with cement, no amount of rolling into a ball can save you from a swim with the fishes.
ReplyDeletethere is an award waiting for you on my blog.. congrats!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that he can dance and stare incessantly does not take away from the fact it is creepy!! I have never seen one that was alive, they are usually on the shoulder of the highway in a forever nap!
ReplyDeleteFuck you, Armadillo. You are my arthritis.
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ReplyDeleteLook people, among the Dasypodidae "coming out of the bucket" has real metaphorical meaning. We should support this brave armadillo and embrace his sexual orientation.
ReplyDeleteAround here, that is known as a "opposum on the half shell." At night they become an "Arkansas Speedbump." Then there's the old favorite, "Armored Possum."
ReplyDeleteStill though, slightly more evolved rat with terrible eyesight.
Armadillo-
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what are you, a fucking mop?
It's been done:
http://wordnerd44.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/wheres-spoon/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKoovVjqUc
ReplyDeleteDear Armadillo,
ReplyDeleteGet out of my bucket and get into a pot where I will cook you for soup.
Regards,
Everyone
Your nose looks just like my old dust-buster.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they always seem to be in buckets? Koala was lounging in a bucket too. Assholes.
ReplyDeleteIt's only a matter of time until you're dead on the side of the road like every other armadillo who's not hiding in a bucket, you coward.
ReplyDeleteWhat a dumb bastard...he took his glasses off ~ doesn't even know he is standing in a bucket!
ReplyDeleteArmadillos are stupid creatures. I once had one waddle right up to me in a forest in Georgia. I proceeded to kick him, (I had no idea what his intentions were)and that little bitch flew a few feet, then waddled off like any other dumb ass Armadillo would.
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ReplyDeleteThis is my first visit to your blog. It's kind of funny!
ReplyDeleteI have just begun following this blog, and I have to compliment you on your very subtle and potent mix of outrage, humour and compassion. It is devastating, and sometimes makes me love you a little more than one blogger should another.
ReplyDeleteI love how he's peering over the edge of his hipster Dracula collar.
ReplyDeleteDamn thing needs to shave its pits, too!
ReplyDeletedid you know that you can get leprosy from a dead armadillo?
ReplyDeleteHey fuck you penguin, are you really Bill Murray? Because you sound just like him! And I believe that's a sub-species called the mopidillo.
ReplyDeleteHey! That armadillos nose looks an awful lot like my missing vacuum hose attachment. Coincidence? I think not.
ReplyDeletebucket of poop
ReplyDeleteAn armadillo has an exo-skeleton and is therefore not even an animal. It is a bug.
ReplyDeleteFuck you armadillo. Your smug attitude is not becoming of someone of your stature in the crustacean phyla. You walk around with a false sense of security. Firmly believing your armor plates will protect you from predators and other bullies within the animal kingdom. Well I've got news for you asshole....a Chevy Suburban is not an animal, but it will crack your ass like a walnut getting sat on by Rosie O'Donnell. It must be entirely humiliating to be dumber than a fucking chicken...because at least they can cross the damn road. Instead we see you and your 62 gazillion asshole cousins halfway across the road....dead. I guess you're listening to too many Louden Wainright III songs you miserable fuck. And here's a question I'd like answered- how in the hell did you get a reprieve from Darwin you 8,000 B.C. mutant? I hope you die a slow and miserable death. Now there's a stretch of imagination.
ReplyDeleteWhat make you so tough Mr. Dillo looks like you need some lotion to me! Let me see you pick up an pen and write your name uhhh think not! The only person you should be looking at hard is yourself I would hide in a bucket too!
ReplyDeleteSeriously! I mean, who does he think he is! And what's up with the heavy armor? Have you EVER seen an armadillo out in an actual war? You don't any pictures of armadillos in photos of Vietnam or Iraq, do you?
ReplyDeleteRing ring! Know who it is, armadillo? The Army Surplus Store: they called and want their gear back!
What the fuck is wrong with an armadillo popping out of a bucket? It is better than an armadillo popping out of a sun roof in his custom limo and giving you a big stink eye because you know he makes twice as much money as you do.
ReplyDeleteWe have these little shelled bastards all over the place here....they can total a smart car when it hits one!
ReplyDeleteOh, thank you Sesli Chat for sharing! I'm in the midst of wedding planning, Camfrog 18 Odalar and both my fiance and I are NOT cake lovers, and can't imagine spending hundreds of dollars on one dessert we don't even like! Forum Sayfasi | Video Sayfasi | Site Map We're planning on doing a buffet of family recipes Sohbet Ruleti, Chat Ruleti pies, cookies, cheesecake, etc - and some of our favorite candies in apothecary jars :) I love to see that
ReplyDeleteothers are thinking out of the [cake] box, too!