Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Tibetan fox thinks he's better than you


I just want you people to drink in this world-class douchebag known as the Tibetan Fox. Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before? I'm not one for slapping foxes, as I generally think they know what they've done, but this one really has that look, like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie. Unsurprisingly, he is extremely rare. That's probably because he thinks if he has too many babies, some of them will turn out to be commoners and he wouldn't be able to show his square face at the country club anymore.

How's your ivory tower, Tibetan Fox? I'm sure it must be terribly stressful to stand in judgment of the rest of us little people, so why don't you just retire to your cabin and play lacrosse? You know what, on second thought, WHY DON'T YOU WANDER THE DESERT LOOKING FOR RODENTS. Some of us have to work for a living, Tibetan Fox. We don't get everything handed to us by a lifetime of hunting and scavenging, you stuck-up snob.
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107 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 5, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Coyote with a stylist and a blow dryer.

    Bet this asshole didn't even tip.

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  2. Funny in My MindMarch 5, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    Great post! He so has that snooty look! I have never even heard of him. He is a pretty one.

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  3. SugarbabyMarch 5, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    I'm so appalled by this stuck up fuck's expression of self-righteousness I'm going to stop fantasizing about petting his soft ears..right... now.
    Okay, now.
    Now.
    Shit!

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  4. UnknownMarch 5, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    So regal. So stoic. So lion-like...

    Do you think you're Aslan, Tibetan Fox?

    THERE IS ONLY ONE KING OF NARNIA!

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  5. AdrianMarch 5, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    I are Serious Fox.
    This is Serious Thread.

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  6. GojiroMarch 5, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    Usually, this blog cracks me up. Today, though, it kind of freaks me out. What is it with that fox? It's like someone Photoshopped human eyes onto it. I'm going to have nightmares about this fucking thing.

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  7. DoublebankerMarch 5, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    He probably is better than me...doesn't take much!

    Daily Gif Blog

    DB

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  8. renMarch 5, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    stop looking down your nose at me, fox. do you not realize your head is too big for your body? or is that just what happens when your ego swells to a ridiculous size?

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  9. Joan of Argghh!March 5, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    You can just tell that he doesn't pay his taxes. Laws are for the little people.

    Sorry, fox. No Cabinet appointment for you!

    .

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  10. Jessica MooneyMarch 5, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    Tibetan Fox I have never wanted to bitch slap anyone more than I want to bitch slap you, asshole. You may think you're the Dalai Lama, Fox, but you're not, you're the Dalai Douche! Get a job!

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  11. david cMarch 5, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    look down your nose at somebody else, fox. and i mean it.

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  12. Will NiccollsMarch 5, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Big headed freak. Reminds me of Nancy Reagan, walking around with a big ole bobble-head.

    Only cuter. BUT THAT'S FAINT PRAISE INDEED YOU ASSFUR.

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  13. UnknownMarch 5, 2009 at 8:54 AM

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  14. adam k.March 5, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    DOES NOT EXIST.

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  15. dcgrrlMarch 5, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    I'll bet his name is Blaine.

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  16. C.March 5, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    Okay, I'm sorry this is off-topic, but any followers of CuteOverload, PLEASE read this: http://tippedearclan.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/not-cuteoverload-to-peddle-products-harmful-to-cute-furry-stars/

    Normally I wouldn't bother doing this kind of thing, but two of my (polite and objective) comments on this matter were censored by CO's mods - they are not allowing any discussion of any kind related to this topic, and I think that's very wrong, not to mention suspicious.

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  17. That GirlMarch 5, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    lmao omg looks like a wolf was photoshopped onto a cat.

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  18. Michael LagaceMarch 5, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    The fox says, "Oh just great, ANOTHER one of you two-legged twits wants a picture of me. Fiiine, go ahead."

    Like you're doing US a favour, fox.

    Pompous jackass.

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  19. KurtMarch 5, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    Stupid smug fox! He looks like his security guards are escorting me out of the building.

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  20. UnknownMarch 5, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    it's the gwyneth paltrow of foxes.

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  21. JackCokeMarch 5, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    What a sneering dickbag you are. Your eyes are too high up on your head, you asshole.

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  22. AnonymousMarch 5, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Oh, I get it, fox. You're Brian from "Family Guy." Right. Very clever.

    Fucking cosplayers.

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  23. boobooMarch 5, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    What kinda douchebag animal wears mutten chop whiskers.

    That Tibetan Fox mut think he's going to land a part in A Christmas Carole. Maybe playing Bob Cratchit.

    Ha Ha on you, Tibetan Muttonchops. You can't count money.

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  24. DHMarch 5, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    I had my doubts about reincarnation until I saw that Martin Van Buren had returned.

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  25. margeauxmargeauxMarch 5, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    I'm actually speechless

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  26. get in hereMarch 5, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Say what you like. I've fucked it.

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  27. celineMarch 5, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    You had me at "How's your ivory tower, Tibetan Fox?"

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  28. uniqueannickMarch 5, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    I appreciate this post...great one! I like that you mentioned lacrosse players because they can be big douche-bags..I know I played in College...male lax players are the worst...fox does it well

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  29. UnknownMarch 5, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    "like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie"

    Ha, perfect - cf Stalin guy in Better Off Dead.

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  30. Nicole oh-so LovelyMarch 5, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    Babaganoush

    Love,
    www.yourbabyisanasshole.com

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  31. AnonymousMarch 5, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    Wow, that is a big headed foxie!

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  32. boldasloveMarch 5, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    this website is awesome. Love the eighties film reference.

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  33. AnonymousMarch 5, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    I didnt even have to read what you said about him, I felt the smugness. Pictures speak a thousand words, but this one doesn't need to say one... disgusting

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  34. UnknownMarch 5, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Sir, you are a cunt of the highest order!

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  35. AnonymousMarch 5, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    He's just mad he didn't get that role in the Narnia Movie.

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  36. Johnny VirgilMarch 5, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    He looks like Alan Rickman.

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  37. capebreton902March 5, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Ya well, give 'im a break. The chinese are introducing chinese foxes into his territory. He's got that look on his face cause he knows they want to take over the power-places in Tibet and dominate the world!

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  38. ColleenMarch 5, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    Fake.

    Superimposed head. His real head most likely looks something like this:

    http://www.tv.com/saved-by-the-bell/show/457/viewer.html?ii=6&grti=101&gri=457&flag=1

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  39. JMarch 5, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Dear Tibetan Fox,

    You probably studied at an Ivy League school before going back to Tibet and being a pretentious prick of a Fox because you were educated in the West.

    We. Hate. You.


    Regards,
    Everyone

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  40. Dr. NoMarch 5, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Hey Fox, the University of Lhasa called. You're fired. Your research concerning rodent chasing is unpublishable and students are complaining about how all you do in class is show "Call of the Wild" every day...I hear the local high school is hiring...

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  41. EricMarch 5, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    This is what happens when cats and coyotes get it on.

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  42. WR March 5, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    Of course he looks arrogant. He's a poser. He desperate to take attention off his rotten mouse breath!

    Plus I have it on good authority that his best friend is an Armadillo. How sick is that.

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  43. AnonymousMarch 5, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    He looks like Charles Emerson Winchester III on M*A*S*H, the pompous arse!

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  44. blasianFMAMarch 5, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    You're right man! He's such an asshole! He rides around in his yacht while I have to work a minimum wage job and drive a pinto.

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  45. Jennifer WorickMarch 5, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    He's the James Spader of mammals! Check out my blog at http://thingsiwanttopunchintheface.blogspot.com. This blog has been my inspiration.

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  46. AlisonMarch 5, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    That was greatness. A square face? Awesome!

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  47. SludgequackMarch 5, 2009 at 9:45 PM

    aww, good farquing Christ, I'm almost as pissed off at the asshole as I am at... well...you know what--MOST animals are dicks out to egt us. Anmd as a good Christian woman (who's actually an atheist man[go figure, dickhole]), I'm afraid I've said too much already.

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  48. mediainnMarch 6, 2009 at 12:47 AM

    It's genetic. The Tibetan Fox's karotype is made up of 36 chromosomes. This one probably has 37.

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  49. UnknownMarch 6, 2009 at 1:39 AM

    ;-)

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  50. AnonymousMarch 6, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    As an insider, I can reveal that he insisted on some photoshopping before the release of this image from a recent shoot.

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  51. AnonymousMarch 6, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    I'm one for slapping foxes. Let me at 'em.

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  52. ChicBrokeConfusedMarch 6, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    I bet this world-class douche asked for government bailout money.

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  53. Jennifer G. HornMarch 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    This truly is the James Spader, circa 1989, of rare animals. Nice call.

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  54. AllgaulMarch 6, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    This shit ain't right. No square heads on foxes. No socks on fox, no fox in a box, no fox who's head LOOKS like a box.
    Happy Dr. Seuss's Birthday you fucking fox. And no cake for you, either.

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  55. Spike ViciousMarch 6, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    http://yadogg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/fox.jpg

    There are few pictures of this guy but they're all smug looking! Awesome! Oh, I mean... terrible. Yes.

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  56. AidanMarch 7, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Ugh, what a stupid fox! I bet it's gay and has never told it's mother... nice blog by the way :)

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  57. AnonymousMarch 7, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    is it lonely way up there on your pedistal, tibetan fox?

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  58. Bill ShawMarch 8, 2009 at 6:54 AM

    smug douchebag...I'll bet his ladyfriend has fake boobs, too.

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  59. AnonymousMarch 8, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Oh really fox? Yeah? You think you can just sit there and look at me with that deadpan expression? Who told you that was alright?!?! Why I oughtta..........wait, you want to snuggle?...no! must not......succumb.......dammit!

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  60. UnknownMarch 9, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    The Prince Charles of Canidae-- he even provokes me to showy, soporific remarks. Fuck off, Tibetan fox!

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  61. TrishMarch 9, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    I am speechless. That is one ridiculous excuse for a canine. It looks like some British talk show announcer, and if it spoke, I can almost guarantee it would sound like Austin Powers...

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  62. kingstreetfarmMarch 9, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    I believe that's the same look one acquires at Hahhvahhhd.

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  63. 5holeSAVEMarch 9, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Sanctimonious fuzzy little fuck. Bet he's married to a girl who doesn't wear undies.

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  64. Kristen Mance BordenMarch 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    So foxy

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  65. ElisabethMarch 10, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    he worked on Gwyneth Paltrow's website...

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  66. kilgoreMarch 10, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    "Have you ever seen such a holier-than-thou fucking look on a non-dolphin before?" no.


    also, i think you should make "it's all good" the subject of a post. she's got cake all over her face for crying out loud! and it's like, bright aqua. as if we weren't suffering enough here already... just a suggestion.

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  67. 1NJBastardMarch 13, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    yeah...looks stuck-up to me. Probably hangs out in Warren, or Hunterdon County, going thru millionaire's trash.

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  68. JustMeMarch 14, 2009 at 7:28 AM

    This just about made me piss myself. Awesome post.
    Christine
    http://dogscats.today.com

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  69. Brian BrotarloMarch 16, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    Watch out, that guy's Chinese KGB.

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  70. Kristen Mance BordenMarch 16, 2009 at 9:35 PM

    I'm taliking FOXY

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  71. reneeMarch 22, 2009 at 8:17 PM

    Andrew McCarthy looking motherfucker.

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  72. BeckEyeMarch 27, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    Hilarious. He is the Zabka of the animal kingdom.

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  73. UnknownMarch 30, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    A beg to differ...he is Tibetan. The ole boy is merely showing an expression of deep Zen serenity.

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  74. Phat MamaApril 5, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    Fuck the fox, holy shit you have a lot of followers & I'm mad envious!

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  75. UnknownApril 6, 2009 at 7:36 AM

    even the BBC wants to know why this jerk has such a square head: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N47YoK1Y6c

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  76. Lyssa243May 3, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Gawd, just look at that frozen fuckin' smile. I bet if he even tried to crack his lips into something resembling a friendly grin his whole goddamn damn face would shatter like a little teacup that I wanna snuggle and pet when nobody is looking...

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  77. nltismeMay 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    You arrogant futher-mucker....go to hell!

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  78. Kristen Mance BordenMay 20, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    I bet he has rat breath

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  79. Luke O'NeilJune 3, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    haha. what a poncey looking douche. ON THE LIST

    http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/

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  80. AnonymousJune 25, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    Damn what a stud.

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  81. -Wave-September 1, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    I like to leave comments about 6 months after an original post....just cause I'm snooty like the Tibetan Fox...

    What I really want to tell that pompous bastard is the fact that he doesn't really look any better than an actor with bad make up from The Island of Dr. Moreau (Marlon Brando/Val Kilmer version not Burt Lancaster/Michael York).

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  82. El JefeSeptember 8, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    Is this the Tibetan Fox, or the French Fox???

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  83. sarahsoSeptember 10, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    I'm sure this fucking James Spader fox has a coke habit, too. He has the glare of someone high on the booger sugar.

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  84. RicoSeptember 18, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    All he needs now is a sweater vest and a Toyota Prius in the background.

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  85. Pete MorrisSeptember 22, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    how many prep schools do you think this thing got thrown out of?

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  86. HoboSimianOctober 4, 2009 at 1:48 AM

    Yeah, foxes DO know what they've done. THIS one needs a slap anyway though because he thinks he was ENTITLED! Penny loafer, pastel sweater tied over the shoulders, white jean-wearing, remorseless puke. Who does he think he is? PRINCE Chuck Norris?

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  87. AnonymousOctober 26, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    "like the asshole boyfriend of the girl the main guy wants in an 80s movie" --JAMES SPADER, anyone?!

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  88. kittyNovember 20, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    I bet he drinks tea and wear shoes with pennies in them and quotes obscure authors like everyone knows who he is talking about. Asshole

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  89. sandyDecember 13, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    This blog is hilarious, love it!!

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  90. j'adore JAMILLADecember 15, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    i saw this post and i started crying from laughing so hard...hahahahaha his square face! i love this blog!!!!!

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  91. YayaDecember 15, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    where's your monocle hunh fox? yes i did look that up on the internet. so what? you ever hear the one about the Aristocrats?

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  92. RoshaniJanuary 16, 2010 at 5:20 AM

    Royal expression...

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  93. MusicalviolinJanuary 23, 2010 at 11:19 PM

    What a douche! I bet he's never worked or volunteered for once in his life! Go and fuck yourself.

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  94. PetterJanuary 26, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    omg what a total fucking douchebag fox

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  95. koti huMarch 27, 2010 at 2:10 PM

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  96. Gregg RosenzweigApril 8, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    I'm shocked he even allowed himself to be photographed. Generally, such trivialities are way beneath this animal.

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  97. BoosterApril 15, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    His name should be moof. What a douchebag.

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  98. JasonJuly 26, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    ...look at him, silently judging us. Hey FOX! You got sumthin' you wanna say?!? I've seen WAY cuter animals than you on CONVERTER BOX TV. Whaddya think of THAT, you sanctimonious prick?

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  99. The Tibetan FoxSeptember 23, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    Fuck all ya'll.

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  100. The WangOctober 24, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Oh, thank you Sesli Chat for sharing! I'm in the midst of wedding planning, Camfrog 18 Odalar and both my fiance and I are NOT cake lovers, and can't imagine spending hundreds of dollars on one dessert we don't even like! Forum Sayfasi | Video Sayfasi | Site Map We're planning on doing a buffet of family recipes Sohbet Ruleti, Chat Ruleti pies, cookies, cheesecake, etc - and some of our favorite candies in apothecary jars :) I love to see that
    others are thinking out of the [cake] box, too!

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  101. UnknownApril 27, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    ...The John Housman of the animal Kingdom

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  102. SesliKelimeMay 3, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    omegle
    seslichat
    thanks

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  103. UnknownMay 16, 2011 at 2:07 AM

    It gets worse!

    I just saw an Attenborough docu where the Tibetan fox followed a bear around. The bear thought they were teaming up on a rabbit hive. So when the bear started digging in one end of the hive, the fox would hang around the other end and eat rabbits. What he couldn't eat he buried for later, never sharing with the bear.

    Fuck you, Tibetan Fox.

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  104. Hajul EllahJune 2, 2011 at 2:24 AM

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  105. John LegacyJune 26, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    Thanks for sharing, much appreciated and useful post, congrat and keep on track!
    Cialis Online

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  106. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    This is amazing! I could sit and look through your blog for hours! It's people like you who should be seen on TV, this is fantastic. Funny, artistic and also the light and how the pictures look makes the whole thing even better. I am totally crazy about this, keep it up! :)
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  107. jennie.hmJanuary 21, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    Is it just me, or does he look like Abe Lincoln?

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