Good lord, you smiling asshole. What is going on with the fish lips and big eyes? YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO HUG YOU AND NAME YOU GARY. But I know better, Porcupinefish. You may me be smiling and having a great time now in your little undersea neon world, but next thing I know I'll come too close and you'll push me away.
The truth is, Porcupinefish, I don't know if you could ever really get close to anyone. Before you love someone, you have to love yourself, and I'm worried about the time you're putting in. You drift from place to place with no purpose in life, and you couldn't even spend enough effort giving yourself a name, you just picked something with spines and added "fish" to the name. You may get a lot of attention now, but sooner or later everyone is going to grow tired of your shenanigans, and you will realize what a shallow, empty life you lead. I'm not going to be there to pick up the pieces, Porcupinefish. You can go to hell for all I care.
this one actually made me kind of sad. i feel bad for the little shit.
ReplyDeleteListen, Fish. I'm tired of these mind games. Either you like me or you don't. Stop calling my house and hanging up.
ReplyDeleteGary is all about the con, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteGary!
ReplyDeleteHehe, porcupinefish your face really makes me happy! :-))
ReplyDeleteNot only does he push you away, the fucker smiles while he's doing it.
ReplyDelete(Pst, it's "you're putting in.")
looks can be so deceiving, stupid fish
ReplyDeleteSeriously, porcupinefish... it's time to spin out of the downward spiral that is your life. You're out of control, and you've alienated everyone who was once in your circle of friends.
ReplyDeleteIf you had bootstraps, I'd suggest you pull yourself up by them, you asshole.
What a prick of a fish! Just joking, Gary!
ReplyDeleteNO, seriously. What's with these posts, FUP? Huh? WHO ARE YOUUU
ReplyDeleteI know we have both make mistakes, Gary... but you have really crossed a boundary with your latest crap you tried to pull.
ReplyDeleteI deleted your number from my phone last night. Don't even think about trying to contact me. You dick.
uncle Lester used to wipe his ass with porcupine fish...said it helped his constitution...the neighborhood kids all wanted to play catch with the poor turd smeared bastard. Aunt Mary would sit on the porch dousing her jugs in kerosene til her nipples sat firm like walnuts.
ReplyDeletethanks for the nostalgia.
james
You know what, I'm not even going to try to come up with a cute or semi-funny comment to this post. It's too true to post anything sarcastic. Porcupinefish really are unbelievably cute, but they really are assholes, too. It's a cruel trick you've played, Nature.
ReplyDeletefuck the fish, i just wanna live in his neon world
ReplyDeleteThat porcupine fish is not smiling! That porcupine fish just looks like he is smiling because that is just the way he looks! I really do not think that that smiling porcupine fish is thinking about ever smiling on the count that he does not have any smiling muscles to smile with!
ReplyDeleteThat smiling porcupine fish might have astonishment muscles for his eyeballs though! At least that is the way I see it!
I can't believe you people! How can you be so hateful? That little fish is just trying to do what it must to get by. I see a fish who may be confused about who he is but thats not going to stop him from making goals and doing what needs to be done to attain those goals. Maybe YOU PEOPLE should worry about yourselves rather than picking on some poor little fish at the bottom of the ocean so to forget about the problems in your own life. Fuck you.
ReplyDeleteYou're a gayfish.
ReplyDelete;)
ReplyDeletePorcupinefish wants to get dinner and go to a concert and nobody else understands him, but he's happy being alone right now, thankyouverymuch. Oh but porcupinefish just read the most interesting article and saw the most beautiful sunset and he wants to tell YOU. Eff you, porcupinefish.
ReplyDeleteMy ex-bf's name was Gary and he wasn't cute at all. Not like porcupine-fish. Fuck you Gary and fuck you porcupine fish!
ReplyDeleteHe's just a heavy metal thrash speedcore blowfish with spikes
ReplyDeleteAw, he gots such a cute lil' mouf.
ReplyDeleteC'mere, you!
*Ow!*
You know Gary, when I first saw your pic I thought to myself, that fish has a bump for a nose and a carefree, I-love-neon smile. How cute! But then I realized that bump was not a nose but a protruding eyeball and your smile was actually the sneer of a cocky fish looking to poke someone in the ass. Fuck you Gary.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, I recommended the porcupinefish! :D
ReplyDeleteWhen I meet the love of my life I will say to him, "I want to name you Gary." If he is the love of my life, he will know.
ReplyDeletei knew a porcupine fish, back in the day.
ReplyDeleteneedy.
Porcupine fish brings "approach=avoidance" to a whole new level. It would be a very deep under the sea kind of level, but whatever.
ReplyDelete...that was good one. I was cracking up at the first and last lines.
ReplyDeleteYour funniest for a long time. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteWhere on earth did you come up with the name Gary? :)
ReplyDeleteYou are so freaking random! What is wrong with you? And why do I love you so? GARY!Oh GARY!
ReplyDeleteOh man, Gary - a prickly short guy ... what, there aren't enough Napoleon complexes out there? You can do better than this. And, BTW, AH, you don't even speak French.
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games until you put an eye out.
ReplyDelete... his shenanigans are cruel and tragic... which... makes them not really shenanigans at all... evil shenanigans...
ReplyDeletePoor little porcupine fish. He is like Rogue on X-Men. He can never love anyone scales to scales because he might kill her. Poor little porcupine fish.
ReplyDeleteI wish the fish had a twitter account so I could keep up with it.
ReplyDeleteSorry Gary I've had my share of prickley butt kissers...fish/people are best avoided...go suck up to somebody else...
ReplyDeleteI bet it tastes good.
ReplyDeleteI dare that fish to smile at me. I can hug through any pain it can dish out.
ReplyDeleteA meaningless but fun award for you....
ReplyDeletehttp://melissainthesky.blogspot.com/
Awesome :-)
ReplyDeletewhy do i feel like you're writing about me?
ReplyDeleteI could learn to live in his neon world.
ReplyDeletewhy Gary??? WHY??? *tear*
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout out!
ReplyDeleteMmmm.... fugu.
ReplyDeletedick... get some goddamn dbt for the whole "i love you... wait, no, i hate... wait don't leave me" bullshit that you're pullin' with the cute face, then puffin' your spikes out... i'm on to you borderline personality fish... i'm on to you!
ReplyDeleteEverything about this fish makes me want to date him. We are meant to be together.
ReplyDeleteEven my shrink says I am the Porcupine fish, except that my name is Lynn and not Gary. Sigh.....
ReplyDeleteIn retrospect, I kinda wish Gary here would be my boyfriend coz he is mammy-freaking CUTE!!!!!!!!!! Lemme go hide the tartar sauce.....
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